Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
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Is this why nick became friends with ralph again? 🤔
 
Always? Probably not.

Developed a taste for it due to increased porn consumption, indulging her husband and feeling more liberated than ever? I'd bet on it.

Kayla has shown him porn on stream. They have a chest of sex toys. She flirts with men who are not her husband unprompted. She accepts lingerie from strangers. She enjoys her body being admired by both genders.

I completely believe she has bisexual fantasies, both to extract attention from Nick (the same phenomenon as women kissing in a club for attention writ large), but also due to the influence of pornography and the thrill of homosexual sex as a someone raised in a strong Christian family.

I don't think her arm is being twisted. If it ever was, it's not now.
I have no doubt she flirts with guys or talks about how hot women are to get Nick’s attention or stir up jealously. (I tend to think Nick likes the idea of other men wanting her, so she leans into it for her own ego and his.) She’s up against porn, Mandy, online degens and wine mom tittys to get Nick’s attention off a screen or another woman’s naked body.

Porn? Men like porn, get addicted to it. Men are very visual when it comes to sex, women not nearly as much. If Kayla watches porn it’s because Nick wanted her to and she tried to get into it because he’s into it.

The niche porn market aimed at straight or gay women would put most men to sleep. One of the most successful erotic magazines for women in the 1980’s was entirely literary with drawings. Playgirl’s audience was 85% gay men. Women just don’t respond to visual porn like men. It’s why on the porn spectrum you have a large segment of men addicted to online porn on one end, and communities of women writing and reading weird ass fanfic porn on the other. Different wiring.

Women her age, with lots of kids, don’t usually hunger for kinky sex, but for more attention and affection. Boring stuff to Nick, but if she can use sex to get more attention and affection from her husband, or improve their relationship, she will.

If Kayla was working at Hooter’s, or tending bar when she met Nick, I could more easily buy into her being into wilder, kinky stuff. After they married she was a church going mom to a large family that took Christianity very seriously. (Her mentioning a period of their life that they only listened to Christian radio in the car, or judging Nick for not being devout, was insightful for me.)

I’m not sure how a Christian mom to five kids would have the energy and desire for lots of extracurricular activities in her sex life. The issue is usually the husband feels neglected because the wife is exhausted after dealing with the kids all day.

I think it’s a no brainer that five plus pregnancies, and a decade plus of infant/toddler care, probably severely impacted their sex life. How could it not. I get exhausted just thinking about caring for five kids for a weekend. Now that all the kids are bigger they tried to “get the spark back” but I don’t think porn, Hedonism 2, going lesbo and swinging was on her to-do list for reinvigorating her marriage.

I can believe the sex toy stuff being her idea because lots of Midwest housewives like to do “sex toy hen parties”. It seems like a safe option. Married women drink wine, giggle and feel saucy, while another makes a fat commission off selling them dildos, lube and vibrators to spice up their marriage. It was a socially acceptable fad, even among church folk, years ago. Like Tupperware parties, but for sex!

Sex toys are on-brand for a SAHM in the Midwest. It was funny that Nick mentioned going to sex stores to buy stuff. A big part of the sex toy hen parties was that women weren’t comfortable going to sex stores and shopping. The parties let them inspect the goods, ask questions, discuss and buy without feeling creeped out by hardcore porn and jostling around guys buying poppers, ball gags and butt plugs. I have no doubt Nick enjoys shopping at sex stores.
 
If Nick keeps up his metamorphosis into the Rage Twig he'll start talking about how everyone he's ever met is a "huge fannof the killstream!"
"I made you Mindset! I made all of you! And this is how you repay me? I'm the biggest Balldo in the sektur and I'll go to my grave before I relinquish my Law Pope hat! No chat! Shut up! I'm not a law channel! What? What was that? No! Just walk to the doctors Kayla, it's not even hot outside."

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Is this why nick became friends with ralph again? 🤔
I think Metokur said it best, the only reason Fuentes befriended Ralph was because Ralph would do all the shit no one wanted to because of the optics.
 
If you search "overcoming porn addiction" or something similar on youtube, half of the testimonial videos are women. Women are absolutely visual when it comes to sex, too. I get wanting to lay the blame at Nick's feet since he's obviously a degenerate, but from my admittedly outsider view Kayla is a willing participant in the hedonism.
 
Yeah, but it is still an expensive habit. I don't think he has enough $ for alchohol, xannies, AND crack.
The thing about crack is a few rocks isn't very expensive, but it's so addictive people just spend all their money on more until it's gone. If you know someone with a reasonably high paying job who is bumming money for smokes on the Monday after payday, crack is a real likelihood.
 
this was clipped out of context, but that’s less fun
i'm sure you already explained way earlier but considering how Nick was thirsting for mandy and flirted with every woman that was part of his fanbase how were his interactions with you? judging by your PFP i have a hard time believing he wouldnt be trying to start something with you too
no longer has the prized, wholesome Christian wife because she tried to adjust to the baldo e-celeb husband and party with him
i agree with the other guy, she was already a cheerleader whoring it up and desperate for attention back in her college days and ended up fucking the richest loser she could, then once his career took off and he stopped spending as much time with her she probably cheated which lead to Nick's worst day which leaders to the degeneracy arc.
and communities of women writing and reading weird ass fanfic on the other. Different wiring.
I remember a teacher in middle school openly reading that stuff, not realizing one of her students actually knows what romance novels contain. its gotten more degenerate too, back in the 70s the women in them were virgins, now with ebooks and self publishing its expected to have a fuck scene every chapter. few women are into them but the ones that are read at least 2 paperback book lengths of that shit every day. i don't even think nick is watching 100 fuck scenes a day, but quite a lot of women are reading that much.
Her mentioning a period of their life that they only listened to Christian radio in the car, or judging Nick for not being devout, was insightful for me.)
Women in general are the primary guards of social moooores in society, its a meme in zoomer circles but as far back as i can remember in history even if men have the power its the women that enforce or buy into whatever bullshit rules someone creates. even in the beginning of mormonism, its the women that demanded men stop drinking hot drinks or booze. the bigoted/degen/offensive man and his wife who follows all the rules to the letter has been a meme since forever. From as recently as this month with Kelce/Swift to the days of Archie and Edith or even further back to the women are the ones doing all the praying and rule enforcing while dad's at work. "wait til your father gets home" then he walks in the door having to beat a kid for something he doesn't even know about.

I have a hard time believing there are many relationships where its the opposite outside of bullshit media.
severely impacted their sex life.
i distinctly remember Nick saying the Knoxville trip was their first time going on a trip without their kids since they were born, meaning it was the first time they got some alone time and look what happened, Kayla went full blown whore to the point that its apocryphal. Nick was able to keep it under wraps and many just assumed it was because of her getting tipsy, especially because it was at a time when she was still an extreme background character (lady racketts) but from what we've seen unless she's spun every time she's made an appearance on Nick's show its rather obvious thats her usual mood
 
If you search "overcoming porn addiction" or something similar on youtube, half of the testimonial videos are women. Women are absolutely visual when it comes to sex, too. I get wanting to lay the blame at Nick's feet since he's obviously a degenerate, but from my admittedly outsider view Kayla is a willing participant in the hedonism.
That thing with half of the videos being about women could be merely to generate more clicks (women fare better as a lure, plus I imagine a bunch of Nick-like perverts want to see a woman talking about sex regardless of the context).
But regardless, there is no doubt in my mind that Kayla reached some higher level of degeneracy, and it far surpasses just wanting to 'please the hubby'.
Your'e a mother of multiple children, girls and boys. You know they talk about parents of their friends. Homeschooled or not, you drive them to activities and meet other parents, other moms. You participate in family gatherings.
How the fuck do you then show your husband on stream pictures of other half naked women? How the fuck do you take a bottle picture too, and post it? How do you accept a random woman fan of your husband to send you vintage lingerie? That's perversion.
I'm not accepting any 'oh she's just being retarded and doesn't know how internet works' - they're just in their 40s, they're not ancient boomers. To be that retarded and legitimately not be aware that everything stays forever, and your children will be bullied because of your bottle pictures, she'd have to have at least a Down syndrome - and those people are infertile.
 
half of the testimonial videos are women. Women are absolutely visual when it comes to sex
thats not true unless you have quite a wide definition of Women and include trannies and blacks and spics and jews.

we literally have the data from porn and literally everyone from the fetish artists to the rabbis to everyone inbetween say cis white women consume it at only a quarter of the rate of men and when you factor in per capita it goes down even more. every man watches porn but only the sickest of aryan women will watch even an hour of porn a week, which is a huge reason literally no one despite a quarter century of trying has been able to make a visual porn site for women that was even as remotely successful or profitable as say a balloon popping fetish site.

a big reason for the huge rise in G/G is because of trannies and closeted trannies "imaging themselves as the girl" and a bunch of older unfuckable lesbos but there's a reason in your own bullshit example you admitted to playgirl being mostly sold to gay men.
That thing with half of the videos being about women could be merely to generate more click
yep, the true detective guy even said thats a huge reason for him including that entire plot about the woman from mean girls going to sex addiction group therapy, the execs demanded it because it would generate views. It reminds me of how the top 20 selling jerseys in the WNBA are of white women despite them obviously not going to be better at the actual sport compared to black women. its all about the fetish
 
thats not true unless you have quite a wide definition of Women and include trannies and blacks and spics and jews.

we literally have the data from porn and literally everyone from the fetish artists to the rabbis to everyone inbetween say cis white women consume it at only a quarter of the rate of men and when you factor in per capita it goes down even more.
Sure it's less than men but they're out there, and I'd bet money Kayla is one. She even has the coomer stare.
 
She even has the coomer stare.
I highly doubt that because i have a hard time either of them not saying her favorite genre/star if she had one. There's a reason in the 90s everyone knew fabio's name and not Tom Byrons. she also had the golum look to her during her CBD shilling vid too, so unless she was a coomer even that far back i have to call bullshit.
 
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i distinctly remember Nick saying the Knoxville trip was their first time going on a trip without their kids since they were born, meaning it was the first time they got some alone time and look what happened, Kayla went full blown whore to the point that its apocryphal. Nick was able to keep it under wraps and many just assumed it was because of her getting tipsy, especially because it was at a time when she was still an extreme background character (lady racketts) but from what we've seen unless she's spun every time she's made an appearance on Nick's show its rather obvious thats her usual mood
I’ll defend her on this count. I’m sure it was their first couples trip without the kids, and Kayla’s first getaway without kids, but not Nick’s.

Nick had definitely gone on trips or weekends away from the wife and kids, but Kayla would have not been able to do the same. It’s just way easier for Dad’s to get away for nights out, trips or a weekends away than it is for a mother. The fact they have five kids really compounds this issue. You might be able to get friends or family to babysit one or two little kids for a weekend, but five? No way. Only once all the kids are semi-independent (five years and older) would a mom have a chance at getting them all taken care of over a weekend.

Knoxville was probably the first kid-free trip Kayla had in a decade, and a tough decade at that. I could see her kind of losing her mind after a few drinks. She would have had zero booze tolerance to boot.

I actually know two different moms who had different horror stories upon taking their first “child free” vacation years after having their kids. They both completely humiliated themselves the first night. They tried to dive right back into how they used to party pre-kids, and it was a disaster. It’s not like riding a bike.

Now if there are similar stories of her behaving this way after Knoxville, then I take it all back, but a normal woman’s first kid free vacay in years can usually go off the rails the first night and not because she’s some slutty party girl finally unleashed.
 
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"I made you Mindset! I made all of you! And this is how you repay me? I'm the biggest Balldo in the sektur and I'll go to my grave before I relinquish my Law Pope hat! No chat! Shut up! I'm not a law channel! What? What was that? No! Just walk to the doctors Kayla, it's not even hot outside."
The Balldofather.
Instead of oranges, balldos are the recurring motif.
 
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That’s the shitty thing about homeschooling. I agree with it in principle, and NO entity should be able to tell you how you should raise your own children. Parents who can do it, do it, but don’t forget to provide the proper socialization and outlets kids need, too. It still takes a village.

The flip side is, there’s no escaping from abuse. And abuse comes in a myriad of forms. There’s way too many assholes out there who think a roof over their childrens’ heads is sufficient parenting.

Sorry, it just hits a raw nerve.
I have experience with homeschooling, and the constant batshit insane shit I saw from average homeschool parents at homeschool groups would fill up an entire kiwifarms :heart-empty:
Its been nearly 9 months since I stopped watching Nicky,
I quit watching a bit after Depp because I got too grossed out by his sex obsession.
"Sex, sex SEX! I HAVE SEX! haha but I'm not being direct about it all the time bc I'm so clever. Drinkity drink drink.... SEX!"
With absolute smugness too. It hurts to see a 40+ year old man act like a 20 year old that doesn't realize he's going to fail out of college.
He's unrecognizable now! 🤯 Especially the incoherent brain-fried speaking.

The constant toasts were getting more and more grating and repetitive too. So many 60 year olds spending their children's meager inheritance on things like 5 minutes of bland e-fame. I remember when he used to have mildy edgy Christian grannies that hated woke. He had a lot of goodwill with them for covering the Rittenhouse trial, but I doubt they are still in the comments.

👵 "Young man, you are the next Rush Limbaugh! Thank you for all you do for us all. God bless!"
👩"hey rackets update on Vic??? love from Oklahoma"
🤪"say the nword"
👨"is Viva Frei gonna be on next week?"
🥴"my favorite liquor is bourbon wbu"
🧓"Here's $50 to say something inane about my son"
👩"Vic update?"

People kept hinting and joking about the locals being "degenerate" for a while, but I guess some people assumed it was something of a meme? Sometimes the weebs in the comments were degenerate and made jokes about hentai, so I think a lot of people assumed those types were in the locals. I don't think a lot of the audience realized that Rekeita was down bad THAT much, because he still pretended to be professional and normal to the majority of the audience. As another kiwi put it "the everyman", he still had some of that persona left.

I was kind of done with him when he told the adult store pope hat luggage story. I didn't want to know that he bought a whole suitcase of dildos (or balldos) in Kentucky or where ever (and WHY is he taking so many vacations?) because he thought it was soooo funny the TSA saw his law pope hat in the sex suitcase. He couldn't help radiating smugness that he went to the sexy sex store.

:suffering: I didn't tune in to hear dirty old man garbage, be professional and react to lawshit and do interviews please!

Now that I think about it, the more people wanted him to be professional and voiced that, the more he was like

:jacefedora: "I DON'T BEND THE KNEE TO NO ONE! I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED. I DO WHAT I WANT. I AM VERY FUNNY"

and started acting more and more abrasive. He'd occasionally bristle to the comments that scrolled by and start ranting that sort of thing at the comment, while other people experienced a vicarious power fanasy by cheering rackets on.

I opened my really old Xitter account and was greeted by some new Xeets by him, and I could not believe the level of incoherrent raging going on. He was acting like a drug addled total asshole, making retarded roasts that make no sense. It's not even like the same person.

I miss the old Rekeita, the man could hold together an interview, cover a list of topics, and pretend to be good natured. Good memories of cleaning the house and doing hobbies while it was on the background. Tragic.

At this point he should just go on sabbatical and stop streaming for a few months.
Yeah, a Sabbatical to fricking rehab 😠
Oh, what could have been....
That seems to be the theme of this thread.
"If you want to totally destroy a man, give him everything he ever wished for"
 
Now if there are similar stories of her behaving this way after Knoxville, then I take it all back, but a mom’s first kid free vacay in years usually does go off the rails the first night.
Mirna I love your takes, but like - consider making other people aware of their Jamaica trip or organising bday party in a gay bar. That's a full blown whore behaviour. I can't imagine a mother of 5 not being *able to put the foot down and say 'fuck you, you're not dragging us into this'. Maybe am sheltered, I just can't see it.
 
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