Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Yikes. Decently attractive guy turns into a fat genderblob with a double chin. Got that AGP smirk in the 4th panel.

 

[transspotter]

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You can tell from his eyes in the second picture that he regrets it. He is trapped forever in his fat woman suit. Genuinely feel sorry for him

 

[janny state defector]

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Blessed with the Weston family chin . Makes me wonder how "good timeline" Chris would look today.
Also I can't tell if that post is bait, extreme delusion, or desperately seeking validation due to troon's remorse.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The mansplaining is off the charts with this one.

What a beautiful, feminine woman! The spitting image of Grace Kelly herself!

 

[Paper Machete]

You can tell from his eyes in the second picture that he regrets it. He is trapped forever in his fat woman suit. Genuinely feel sorry for him

To me he looks dead-eyed in both of them.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

What is that stupid red nose makeup thing? I’ve seen several troons do it. Makes them look like the clowns they are.

It's an instagram trend.

I noticed philosophytube doing a similar makeup fad (fake freckles).

The thing they don't get cos they're men is that only 19 year olds can pull this off and look cute doing. Troons just (poorly) imitate the make-up trends of e-girls they jack off to. But actually no woman (tube or this guy's age) would do these trends. They tell on themselves all of the time without realizing it.

Compare:

 

[neverendingmidi]

It's an instagram trend.

I noticed philosophytube doing a similar makeup fad (fake freckles).

The thing they don't get cos they're men is that only 19 year olds can pull this off and look cute doing. Troons just (poorly) imitate the make-up trends of e-girls they jack off to. But actually no woman (tube or this guy's age) would do these trends. They tell on themselves all of the time without realizing it.

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Good god, Tumblr nose has escaped into reality...

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

But actually no woman (tube or this guy's age) would do these trends.

Now now, Tess Holliday does them...

Although maybe ham planets don't count as either sex, so nvm.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me


4 years on E forgot to mention the heroin



I pass in most scenarios lmao

This guy also pole dances apparently

 

[Chandelier]

Former deputy PM of Canada. Archive.

"Transwomen do not have male anatomy." Archive.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Hello folks. Welcome to another episode of “I hunt for pervs in the MTF subreddits so you don’t have to.” Today I bring you an array of degeneracy, starting off strong with this troon confusing being cross-faded with what he believes to be a “female orgasm.”

As you read this one, consider if this is the person you want sharing a bathroom with your 13 year old daughter:

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I think I had my first female orgasm? Help!

So yesterday we had a guy at our house doing some repairs, I have anxiety so I had already been drinking before he arrived just to keep myself calm. He ended up have to call our landlord for more material and she showed up with her 2 sons and all 4 of them helped finish the job. This sent me into a full on panic attack. I didn't want to take my meds because I had been drinking and was warned about not combining them by my doctor. My girlfriend offered me one of her gummies which I had never even used before, I tried smoking once long ago and didn't like it, but was desperate to feel calm. I took it and about an hour later I felt great! A few hours in I started feeling dizzy most likely because I also continued drinking. So I went to our bedroom and layed down. After awhile, not sure how long, I started feeling little twitching like every muscle,joint tendon and nerve was rapid firing. It was pleasant and I felt relaxed so I just went with it. I was not touching myself at all infact I was laying almost face down with my head on both of my arms. I feel like I may have been gyrating my hips a little. I started feeling this warmth deep in lower abdomen, it began building and spreading. It felt like a pulsation, I began uncontrollably moaning and saying oh fuck. I buried my face into a pillow to muffle myself. Then the waves I have heard discribed began, it spread the sensation all over my body, felt strongly in my legs and feet but everywhere, I was just riding these waves that where the most intense pleasure I have ever felt in my entire life. I don't have any idea how long it lasted but it felt like forever. When I was finally over I passed out, when I woke up I was still dizzy (again I think from alcohol). I pretty much stayed in bed until this morning drifting in and out of sleep.

I was so excited and I told my GF about my experience. She was supportive and encouraging but dismissed it as I was just high and experiencing being high for the first time.

Am I crazy? Was I just high? Did I experience what I believe I did?
If that was what I have to look forward to orgasm wise I have no desire to play with my dick anymore it was so much better.

Next we have a classic misogynist blatantly telling on himself:

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Is it just me or

So I mean this in no rude way, but I've started to HATE cis women.
My entire reason for that is because I wish I was a cis girl, I've always been athletic so I've always been able to keep a healthy body shape. If I was a cis girl I would in theory have my ideal feminine body, but I'm stuck with Testosterone and having the a wide ribcage, narrow hips, I just want to be pretty, I wish I could carry a kid, I wish I had periods (idc how much they hurt) I wish I could see myself and not see a guy, I feel fake. I can't even get on hormones because of finances and I can't ask my parents to help because my mom doesn't want me on hormones and my dad doesn't like to talk about it

Edit: I did not mean this as actually hating cis women. I was meaning something more along the lines of, I'm so jealous of cis women that I've started to hate myself more, kinda got that beginning part wrong

Next, we have a grown man discussing his “phantom” vagina!

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Developing phantom vagina feelings only after months of hrt?

I think this is kinda strange, but I'm experiencing something i want to process and understand, so:

1) Is it possible or likely to developing phantom vagina feelings **only after** a couple of months on hrt?

2) Is this in any way related with a sense of a kind of decrease of ones awareness of ones penis/testes? Anybody else experienced this?

**Context**, eight months on hrt, middle aged, suffering from different kinds of dysphoria, genital dysphoria was not one of them. Or only slightly, well, it was always just kinda bizzar having/seeing it, and im low key certain i want srs, but i wouldn't call it *dysphoric*?

Libido tanked early, and a couple of months later i experienced a change in arousal, shifting more into my lower belly and groins, as well as a need of getting penetrated. I was aware of that possibility beforehand, and i like it way more than arousal before hrt.

**But a couple of weeks** ago i noticed a change? shift? in my body awareness. It's not that I'm going numb, it's more like... Occasionally being aware of one genitals, but now i get that feeling they are somewhere *behind/under* the shaft, somewhere at my pelvic floor?

**And now** I've found myself a couple of times getting an impression of a kinda distinctly different "shape" of that area, with a "center"? focal point? in intensity approximately where the clitoris would be, and something like a awareness of a not existing vaginal canal...
It's quite tormenting, to be honest.
I this somewhat similar to the experience of phantom "pains" of anyone else?
Any chance it will disappear again?

Next, we have a man who is very excited about not being able to open a jar.



And finally, my personal favorite… no explanation needed for this one. But I do appreciate how he adds in that he’s “quite hygienic.” I didn’t realize showering was only for women

 

[Suicide]

This is just a lesson that looking at a troon's reddit history will always amount to the same 3 things: high levels of autism, childhood trauma & perversion.

Claims to have a "pseudo period" even before fucking his body up with HRT.

"being abused physically, emotionally, and verbally my entire childhood just because at least I wasn't raped."

Last thing I'll add from this weirdo tranny because I'm pretty sure every troon's profile will look like this. What's bordering on transbian only dates people without penises (straight with extra steps, fetishes and porn).

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I pass in most scenarios lmao

This guy also pole dances apparently

Is this a picture from the morgue? He passes as a corpse

Detrans woman posts about her experience with a troon with his pooner partner

These people are so confusing, this should be on the next real world episode. I wanna know where they found this many gender fuckups to put in one house.

Without the overlay:

Wdf this guy was basically posioning his bandmate w/ estrogen so he could get w/ him? Whoever wrote it needs to take an english class but I think that's basically what he's trying to say. I would love to hear the pickup lines this guy has prepared for when the other guy magically turns into a stunning and brave girl. I think if I started growing tits the last thing Id be interested in would be hooking up with someone.

 

[Got Milk!]

Wdf this guy was basically posioning his bandmate w/ estrogen so he could get w/ him? Whoever wrote it needs to take an english class but I think that's basically what he's trying to say. I would love to hear the pickup lines this guy has prepared for when the other guy magically turns into a stunning and brave girl. I think if I started growing tits the last thing Id be interested in would be hooking up with someone.

Pretty sure he was spiking the band mates drink to fuck his girlfriend, not him. Like he was intentionally fagging up the other dude so he could steal his gf after he became a delicate wahmen and she lost interest.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Wdf this guy was basically posioning his bandmate w/ estrogen so he could get w/ him? Whoever wrote it needs to take an english class but I think that's basically what he's trying to say. I would love to hear the pickup lines this guy has prepared for when the other guy magically turns into a stunning and brave girl. I think if I started growing tits the last thing Id be interested in would be hooking up with someone.

No no no, he was poisoning his bandmate with estrogen in order to look manlier than him and steal his girlfriend.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Pretty sure he was spiking the band mates drink to fuck his girlfriend, not him. Like he was intentionally fagging up the other dude so he could steal his gf after he became a delicate wahmen and she lost interest.

No no no, he was poisoning his bandmate with estrogen in order to look manlier than him and steal his girlfriend.

Oh that makes more sense, that's funny and horrifying both. I doubt it would have worked but I'll give the guy a A for originality and a C for effort. Its really horrifying he got away w/ it for 5 months.

 

[pursuitsnail]

Last thing I'll add from this weirdo tranny because I'm pretty sure every troon's profile will look like this. What's bordering on transbian only dates people without penises (straight with extra steps, fetishes and porn).
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In this guy's defense, not wanting to date someone because the thought of having sex with that person grosses you the fuck out is a valid reason to turn that person down. Now if only we could bottle that thought into a self-awareness potion and make every troon who can't understand why a lesbian doesn't like girl dique take a swig...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I discovered a funny little site from r/FtM, "turn-me-into-a-guy.com" (A)

The site is filled with the most heccin' masculine and affirming things ever!!!

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The site is centered around the classic trans "way of telling" with the "if there was a button that could magically change your gender, would you press it?", and if you would press it that means you are 100% trans no take-backsies.

Site and screenshots

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The very manly button with a heart that turns you into a boy.

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The whole site is phrased and presented like an ad, it's very strange.

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If you press the "Turn me into a boy!" button, you get a loading bar that tells you are a boy at the end. It's literally a loading bar made of hearts, I wish this was satire.

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The main page is this huge list of reasons why you are a man, actually, even if you don't feel like a man or want to be a man or act like a man. The site is written in the tone of trying to convince the reader to transition, and contradicts a lot of common trans talking points about how being trans is something you "feel" or is evident by how you act.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but the aesthetic style of it really reminds me of girls' presentations in schools. They always had a lot of different fonts and an actual color palette, whereas most boys' presentations were just black text on white backgrounds.

Tldr; extremely feminine website that encourages pooning out.

Jesus, Christ- that's not "encouraging"; that's a full-on arm-twisting mindfuck.

Are you a boy? Push the button.
Are you sure?
Maybe just a little?
Because even if just a little, that probably means you are. Push the button.
Oh, you say no? Well I doubt that. Don't you agree? Just push the button.
Wouldn't it all just be so nice to admit you're a boy?
You can be; just push the button. Push the button.

Creepy as hell. I feel swarmed by jehovah's witnesses, Hare Krishnas, Scientologists, nxivm, and Jim Jones all at the same time.

Fr, I think about a teen ingesting something like this site - which I find more nefarious than usual precisely because of the "warm welcome" and soft palette and words that repeat and build and gaslight and adopt an tone of absolute authoritative certainty wrapped in a mommy softness and a promise of relief and acceptance - and I'm just...alarmed. I'm used to the creepy sexual enticement-type grooming from degens on the internet, but this site is insidious.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I searched for the URL but couldn't find it on the site so it might be late and gay but some transmaxxing documentary dropped on a UK channel

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jK_mQUjH0dk

This video is kinda horrifying, because of transmaxing he now has a boyfriend. I bet if he came out as gay he wouldva found a boyfriend too. Here's the couple buying her dresses and here's the new girl getting a gross dinner cooked for her by her new boyfriend. Even the title is transmaxing for perks so it's okay to be gay and cut your cock off as long as dudes buy you shit?

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

So this guy transitioned from an ok looking guy to a zombie or something from Night of the Living Dead?

 

[Civillian 18]

This one is actually just kind of depressing all the way down. Realizes that they have no problem they have not created for themselves etc.

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everywhere i look there’s such awful stuff happening everywhere. people are being murdered horribly in gaza for a pointless reason, trans people are getting murdered for similarly no reason, and the country is taking a hard right
and i could do so much to help ppl too! i’m a young upper-middle-class person who’s effectively a cishet boy and i could be doing a lot to help, but then it’s all i can do not to kill myself just because my parents won’t let me transition
im fucking pathetic lmao

Cuts themselves because that is a 'girly' thing to do. Very validating, cutting oneself.

Okay, there are quite a few subreddits dedicated to mentally unwell people cutting themselves LARPing as confused teenagers. I will stay safe and sane in my belief that these are in fact not real people and continue with my day.