Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

I particularly do not believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran unless his whole open hatred of fat people is another lie.

Did you ever watch him interact with Faran? Especially the drunk stream? Or the salivating over her old Chicago Bulls dancer pics? He 100% wanted to fuck her. O She was paying him to fat shame her and she actually lost weight. She wanted the e daddy peen and he wanted to give it to her.

 

[Strix454]

Not just that - his father was a veep or director at Cray Computers, so he likely made a few million over his career on his own. Interesting crossover - the founder of that company Seymour Cray was also a tunneler like the tunnel troon.

I've seen info that he was a software engineer at Cray. Not VP or director. There were ways he could have made a pile of money from being at Cray at the right time, but I never got the impression that he was a director or VP. He doesn't seem the type. But I could be wrong.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

How do we know if the beef between Dick Lickeita and Legal Bytes wasn’t started because Nick asked her and her fiancé to join in a foursome with him and Our Wife? That whole drama felt weird to me because they always seemed to tolerate each other and then, for no reason at all, just stopped.

 

[Anticipointment]

He's looking at people like he looks at porn and views them as low quality porn. He already admitted to being a porn addict so it fits.

But why are Americans in swimsuits in the US disgusting to him yet American sex tourists in Jamaica are thrilling? We’ve seen the Hedo events advertising photos on here, & the types that visit those places.

I never once thought of it as Nick saying Kayla wanted to swing with Faran. Possible but I don't think so.
I particularly do not believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran unless his whole open hatred of fat people is another lie. But that doesn't line up with Kayla and and things Nick has said about her body.

Probably it wasn’t Faran herself Nick was after but was fishing to see if a particular of her friends (no idea who) would be interested. Nick said it was Kayla wanting it because it looked less creepy that way. Plus it was a line of drunk people playing telephone.

 

[Chibitzen]

Watching Load Attorney cover the Trump stuff really shows how Nick has fallen in quality. The hosts are having fun while explaining the legal document and the chat is having fun. Nick forgot he is supposed to entertain people.

I feel like this post keeps being repeated but with different names being involved.

I watch a drywall channel/streamer and he can make people laugh. What amazed me is his ability to work with just a pole sander, but even more amazing is the fact that not a single sexual reference to poles was made throughout the entirety of that series. I simply thought to myself "Oh how the mighty have fallen"... Come to think of it, he didn't advertise any sextoys either.

 

[not william stenchever]

- prolonged erection or a painful erection of the penis,

Thankfully we can rule out that side effect.

 

[Sam Losco]

Did you ever watch him interact with Faran? Especially the drunk stream? Or the salivating over her old Chicago Bulls dancer pics? He 100% wanted to fuck her. O She was paying him to fat shame her and she actually lost weight. She wanted the e daddy peen and he wanted to give it to her.

She wasn't fat when she was a Bulls dancer was she?
She was fat when Nick allegedly told her Kayla wanted to swing, wasn't she?
If you believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran, at that time, then that means you believe his professed hatred of fat people is a lie. If so, that's all you had to say.

 

[Us Chickens]

Thankfully we can rule out that side effect.

Are you certain? I think the thread is in agreement that Nick suffers from erectile dysfunction, most likely as a result of his alcoholism but also potentially his struggles with porn. However I wonder if this side effect suggests stimulants could help alleviate that.

 

[elb]

Anyone who thinks Faran wasn’t equally complicit in that drunk stream is absolutely bonkers to me

SSRI anti-depressents are often prescribed to narcolepsy patients because they inhibit REM sleep (narcolepsy is essentially dysfunctional REM sleep) however they would also be something you take daily.

Fwiw, Nick has been very vocal against SSRIs

 

[polar bear]

She wasn't fat when she was a Bulls dancer was she?
She was fat when Nick allegedly told her Kayla wanted to swing, wasn't she?
If you believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran, at that time, then that means you believe his professed hatred of fat people is a lie. If so, that's all you had to say.

Amazing. Now that you said it, Nick absolutely strikes me as a guy who keeps his wife lean as a proof he is so well adjusted he only likes skinny women, but he hatefucks fat ladies on side

 

[Captain Manning]

Probably it wasn’t Faran herself Nick was after but was fishing to see if a particular of her friends (no idea who) would be interested. Nick said it was Kayla wanting it because it looked less creepy that way. Plus it was a line of drunk people playing telephone.

The last sentence is the most important one, IMO.

Just to clarify here again: Faran told somebody else that Nick said that Kayla wanted to swing. And one or more people were drunk AF.

I've been pretty stalwart in my belief that Faran is a less than reliable narrator. Just like Nick. I said the same thing the last time this came up (right around the same time Geared Chris and all those other socks got yeeted).

Which is another reason why I say I don't think I'm the most vicious person in this thread. Not by a longshot.

This is just my view though. Others are entitled to theirs.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Everyone who keeps suggesting that Nick might not be the father of all of their kids is retarded and embarrassing. The kids look just like Nick. Please KITFO.

Only closeted cucks be speculating the race of a child, its important not to fall for the rekieta fixation of cuckoldry. Obviously the kids are Rackets. He's still a pathetic closeted swinger degenerate.

 

[Billie's Blues]

I hadn't seen anything of Nick's for about five weeks when I caught up on this thread last week, and I was genuinely SHOCKED at the state of him. This dude is decaying before our eyes.

I agree he's been asking for trouble for a long time though. Back when I watched his stuff kinda regular, 3-5 years ago, even then I wondered to myself if his drinking was a problem, but he seemed to be OK and some folks legitimately can drink too much without paying for it. Nick, it turns out, is maybe not one of them.

It sounds weird and dumb, but for me I really felt alienated and weirded-out by the Balldo thing. Degeneracy was always on his doorstep (ie. DREXEL in particular), but he had me fooled anyway. Duh. Someone give me a slap for that.

What a tangled web we weave... but getting trapped in your own web happens.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

If you believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran, at that time, then that means you believe his professed hatred of fat people is a lie. If so, that's all you had to say.

Balldoman lies about literally everything. Why would you ever take him at his word retard?

 

[Sam Losco]

Balldoman lies about literally everything. Why would you ever take him at his word retard?

Name a fattie he lusted over, as a fattie, not pictures of when the fattie wasn't a fattie.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

even more amazing is the fact that not a single sexual reference to poles was made throughout the entirety of that series

Wow, what a prude. Next you'll tell me he relayed a story about taking the bus to work without also making a random non sequitur joke about Rosa Parks being a nigger.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Name a fattie he lusted over, as a fattie, not pictures of when the fattie wasn't a fattie.

I already did. Faran.

 

[Sam Losco]

I already did. Faran.

You're wrong.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You're wrong.

Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about but it's ok.

 

[River possum]

Sent Dick lickeita a super chat for the first time. The John rant was obviously about @Null so I wanted to see his response to being called out on it. Sorry if the video isn't posted properly, I'm on mobile at the moment. Rekieta is clearly at the end of his rope, he is so fucking creepy now

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Sorry guys didn't realize this would set everyone off.I was just curious what he would say. Holy shit.