Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

In reality Garrett just said something mushbrain didn't like, and I guarantee both he and hammy abused him. On the podcast hammy is smiling and all giddy when Jack talks about chocking Garrett.

Absolutely. All fatty complained about was him being "aggressive" and we know Fatty is a passive piece of shit manlet, so he probably was afraid of anyone in his vicinity acting like they had any amount of testosterone. Jr on the other hand is just a massive faggot and thus Fatty has no issues with him.

 

[Postal Dude]

In reality Garrett just said something mushbrain didn't like, and I guarantee both he and hammy abused him. On the podcast hammy is smiling and all giddy when Jack talks about chocking Garrett.

This. I’ve heard several stories from abused kids saying that when they tried to fight back against one or both of their physically abusive parents, they were accused of assaulting them and beaten even harder for it. That’s why I don’t think Garrett was just being a little shit who got put in his place.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

0.3% Unassigned? That means there's a donkey in his family tree, doesn't it?

Often times these DNA companies throw something like that into the results when the real results are skewed too far in one direction.

Besides these DNA tests should come with a caveat saying, "for entertainment purposes only". Although the more and more people they test the more accurate they become.

In reality Garrett just said something mushbrain didn't like, and I guarantee both he and hammy abused him. On the podcast hammy is smiling and all giddy when Jack talks about chocking Garrett.

It's obvious that Hammy never liked Garrett and she, being the massive cunt she is, probably pushed him too hard one day and he snapped and pushed her out of his way. She reacted like this:

And that sent Fatty into a rage.

 

[Aaway]

august should really just delete his channel for getting BTFO that badly by fucking jack of all people

jack just keeps on winning like always

 

[fag0rz]

august should really just delete his channel for getting BTFO that badly by fucking jack of all people

jack just keeps on winning like always

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I keep hoping that every time some "influencer" ends up eating their words it'll kill off this trend of boring YouTube faggots staring bovinely into a camera while giving totally bland and obvious takes in a monotone voice. But no, social media can stay retarded longer than you can stay rational. Or something.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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“Dood, Vaccines bad”
*shoves fatty chemically laced fast food down his throat*

God, what a fuckin’ retard. The vaccines aren’t going to kill you, jack. All the fatty foods and sugar will kill you, jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack, it’s Monday. Where are your numbers bud?



I guess Tammy went to the office early today again to get away from Jack catch up on outstanding projects.

I guess he has to have Tammy help him lift his gunt up on a towel bar or the bathroom sink so he can get the “true” reading.

ETA: Completely missed the spelling error. “Knew numbers” lol

 

[AmazingEagle]

Ok, this AugustTheCuck shit is just annoying. It's clear whoever is sending the emails and threats is one, not Jack and probably not even someone from his gene pool as they can actually write coherent sentences, and two, not actually acting on these threats because it's fucking worthless text on a screen and nothing has happened to TheCuck.

He wants to pin this on Jack, while pretending it's not Jack, while also playing victim to garner sympathy from his retarded audience.

I dunno man, you don't want smoke on the internet, don't start shit and call people terrible. Talk shit, get hit? Who fucking cares. I'm listening to a fucker that is SHOWING HIS FULL HD FUCKING FACE ON VIDEO complaining about being "doxxed". This is RETARDED.

August should have stuck to whining about Dhar Man for the 5,000th time.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack loves the most carnivore of meals

 

[rubytintedchix]

This. I’ve heard several stories from abused kids saying that when they tried to fight back against one or both of their physically abusive parents, they were accused of assaulting them and beaten even harder for it. That’s why I don’t think Garrett was just being a little shit who got put in his place.

I’ll go one further and say that he abused Karen (his first wife) and gaslit her about throwing the ashtray at his head. He probably was being an insufferable faggot and she snapped and acted out. Unfortunately for her, he used this against her likely for support and for custody. Meanwhile this asshole is choking out the prodigal son. I don’t buy it at all and I’d throw an ashtray at his head too if I was her. He’s a lazy useless POS.

Everyone gets a ride on the karma train and it (in my opinion) finally caught up with him because now he’s essentially a walking waddling corpse and Karen and Garrett are living their best lives. But sure Jack, keep clearing up your eczema by eating more meat.

ETA: I realized what I said and corrected above.

 

[James done did it]

Jack loves the most carnivore of meals

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I see green in there, he'll have to pick around that carefully and prepare a beef blood cleanse to remove the poisonous lectins or dangerous alkaloids he might absorb from the eggs that touched the peppery bits.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Gee I wonder what made Jack bring this up, also guess he went back to sucking Elon's dick since he is back to calling Twitter "X"

Woah

I wonder what that scripture says that scares Jack so much....

Guess even he must know deep down he isn't going to Heaven.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack loves the most carnivore of meals

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Okay I know we have a tendency to really push the limits of food but that looks vile.

Also, I'm surprised Fatty hasn't talked about this:

This is exactly what he'd be into. Sure there's breading on the chicken which doesn't make it carnivore but this is exactly what his carnivore pizza was all about. And we all know he'd eat it if Hammy drove him to get it.

I wonder what that scripture says that scares Jack so much....

Guess even he must know deep down he isn't going to Heaven.

The closer Fatty gets to finally dying the more he realizes what a fake Christian he is.

 

[Gulls on Film]

This guy is a pathological liar. I like how he invented details out of thin air about how Garrett was trying to choke Hammy. Didn’t he say in the past that he pushed her and that’s what led fatass to tardrage? Now suddenly Garrett was the one doing the choking and Jagoff was just stepping in and returning the favor. Yeah, bullshit.

You can tell how Jack embellishes the choking story by his misinterpretation of the Prodigal Son parable.

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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He absolutely thinks the moral of the story is that eventually the son will crawl back to the father and beg for forgiveness because the father is always right, not that the father should always offer unconditional forgiveness to his child. He doesn't even understand the meaning of prodigal. It doesn't mean "person who ran away from you", it means the person is wasteful with money. He didn't give Garrett any type of inheritance or safety net to waste when he left home, except for maybe 20 dollars and a strongly worded statement to never come back.

It's also a cool juxtapose about him talking about the son that he threw aside who created a business and travels the world, and his favorite son who freeloads in his house, plays Call of Duty all day, and has to "practice" fucking his wife.

 

[Whaler]

Jack sure got them with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Purposely ignoring words in a title doesn't mean they no longer exist in reality. But the question also doesn't clarify "title." The best answer would be Pong. Pong has no e in the title, nor is there an e in the game itself.

 

[AnOminous]

This is exactly what he'd be into. Sure there's breading on the chicken which doesn't make it carnivore but this is exactly what his carnivore pizza was all about. And we all know he'd eat it if Hammy drove him to get it.

Reviewbrah actually gave this a pretty good review (and usually has a fairly low opinion of KFC items).

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack sure got them with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Purposely ignoring words in a title doesn't mean they no longer exist in reality. But the question also doesn't clarify "title." The best answer would be Pong. Pong has no e in the title, nor is there an e in the game itself.[/B]

Far Cry
God of War
Dota
Portal
Call of Duty
Forza

Just off the top of my head. These social media accounts come up with the silliest ways to drive user engagement .

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Reviewbrah actually gave this a pretty good review (and usually has a fairly low opinion of KFC items).

I'm sure it tastes good. I mean I never had the Double Down because I'm not suicidal or a fatass but I'm sure it tasted great. I mean it's been... I want to say at least 10 years since I had KFC and I don't miss it.

It's just Fatty is such a fast food whore that something like this is right up his alley.

Jack sure got them with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Purposely ignoring words in a title doesn't mean they no longer exist in reality. But the question also doesn't clarify "title." The best answer would be Pong. Pong has no e in the title, nor is there an e in the game itself.[/B]

He's just trying to appear clever because he's not in real life. But then at the same time his choice of word "Asia" isn't English in origin. Although considering English is the bastard child of German, French, Flemish and a half dozen other languages is there any English word that is truly "English" in origin?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Damn we finally got to 3000 pages, probably the amount Jack will weigh before his 20th stroke finally kills him.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure it tastes good. I mean I never had the Double Down because I'm not suicidal or a fatass but I'm sure it tasted great. I mean it's been... I want to say at least 10 years since I had KFC and I don't miss it.

It hasn't been that long for me but last time was a miserable experience so I'm wary. I never had the Double Down either because the whole idea seemed sick and wrong. This looks like the small version could be okay though.

I hope someone tells Jack it's the most Carnivoar thing ever.