Hasidic Community - Everybody's favorite type of Jew. Moved to "Mass Debates" 109 times.

[Pierre D'Olnique]

First time hearing about the lack of hygiene. Ew. Glad I don't have to personally deal with (literal and figurative) stinky joos.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Apparently by the time Hasidic women are teenagers they’re required to wear wigs because their religion preaches that their natural hair will mercilessly seduce men. Very strange stuff. I’m not sure why people of Semitic and Middle Eastern descent believe that hair is capable of turning men into sex pests. It’s probably just another cope for them to subjugate women.

 

[.T.N.U.C]

Malka Liefer was finally extradited to Australia to face court. She was found guilty and sentenced to 15 years, after which she'll be deported to Israel.

 

[EyeGuy]

Gerrer arrested at a polling place in Bnei Brak:

Belzer council member's tire slashed by Gerrers in Beit Shemesh:

Gerrer arrested for impersonating an election observer (Beit Shemesh):

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

These people have positively infested my area like a great plague akin to "The Nothing" of The Neverending Story. I wouldn't give a shit if it weren't for the fact that they can't drive at all, they never watch their five million children, and overall they are the rudest people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

I was roller skating in a hasidic-conquered district and a group of them swarmed past me, knocking me on my ass, and laughing with each other.

I was at the zoo once. There was an old white wolf on the other side of the glass. Some hasidic dude with 37 children comes over and starts encouraging them to bang on the glass and wave potato chip bags in front of this poor creature's face.

The final straw is when they kept calling my family and I, trying to purchase my grandmother's house starting THE DAY AFTER HER FUNERAL.

 

[EyeGuy]

Ger and Belz fighting in Beit Shemesh:

Another Gerrer arrest:

 

[scathefire]

Apparently by the time Hasidic women are teenagers they’re required to wear wigs because their religion preaches that their natural hair will mercilessly seduce men. Very strange stuff. I’m not sure why people of Semitic and Middle Eastern descent believe that hair is capable of turning men into sex pests. It’s probably just another cope for them to subjugate women.

"My hair will arouse men, I'd better cover my hair with more hair that isn't mine." The nonsensical rules-lawyering they do is insane.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Apparently by the time Hasidic women are teenagers they’re required to wear wigs because their religion preaches that their natural hair will mercilessly seduce men. Very strange stuff. I’m not sure why people of Semitic and Middle Eastern descent believe that hair is capable of turning men into sex pests. It’s probably just another cope for them to subjugate women.

I remember when I was a kid I saw some film about the struggles of muslims after 9/11. I wonder why couldn't the ladies just wear wigs instead of hijabs(Or shave themselves bald) as a loophole to avoid being hatecrimed. But here are the jewess', no risk of hatecrimes, taking that loophole.

 

[SofondaCox]

The Hasidim can be damn entertaining, the thread introduces us to a cast of characters and enough basic yiddishie to be going on with, but. But.

Possibly the favorite cultural pastime of Jews is lawsuits. We already got the eye of Sauron watching us through thick mascara tears.

Amusing, but ultimately leaves me uneasy.

 

[EyeGuy]

I feel the OP is presentable at this point, even if it still needs work, so I submitted it for janny review. I'm interested in any suggestions people have for improvements.

 

[The Hardest R]

One of my favorite beliefs from Chabad is that Moses flew around all over the world to find the best etrog for sukkot and decided that a place in Italy was the best location. The Chabad website eludes to this a little bit but somewhat downplays the obviously crazy part of their story.

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/4129263/jewish/Why-an-Italian-Etrog.htm

There’s a ton of crazy within Kabbalah that rarely gets translated from Hebrew. There’s some Jewish scholars that assert Kabbalah was basically nothing more than a cope because Jews kept getting kicked out all over the world and needed more affirmations of being the chosen. Also there’s gematria which is mostly just a parlor trick as you can get gematria to basically say anything you want but there are some hasids that really get into it.

There’s a big gold mine of Hasidism that can be explored. There’s a lot that has been discussed about the stuff from the Gemara about how it’s cool to not treat the goyim like people but there’s a lot of funny stuff about Hasidism that hopefully gets explored in this thread.

The Hasidim can be damn entertaining, the thread introduces us to a cast of characters and enough basic yiddishie to be going on with, but. But.

Possibly the favorite cultural pastime of Jews is lawsuits. We already got the eye of Sauron watching us through thick mascara tears.

Amusing, but ultimately leaves me uneasy.

I too am skeptical that this can ever leave Prospering Grounds. By coincidence I also want to voice my devoted support to Israel and all of klal yisrael.

 

[StMaryPiper]

The final straw is when they kept calling my family and I, trying to purchase my grandmother's house starting THE DAY AFTER HER FUNERAL.

One thing about Hasidics is that they love to purchase property. My mother and I have gotten call after call to buy my mother’s home. Offering several 6 figure amounts to buy us out.

 

[Android raptor]

I assume Hasidics are nuttier and cause more problems than regular orthodox Jews.

What's the nuttiest Hasidic sect of all?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I assume Hasidics are nuttier and cause more problems than regular orthodox Jews.

What's the nuttiest Hasidic sect of all?

I would argue it is the sect of chabad that were digging the tunnels in NYC. They are a minority iirc but they sincerely believe their founder is the messiah and his time is nigh sooner than later.

 

[EyeGuy]

I assume Hasidics are nuttier and cause more problems than regular orthodox Jews.

What's the nuttiest Hasidic sect of all?

The absolute craziest group is definitely Shuvu Banim. I need to add their antics to the OP, but just one anecdote in the meantime: after Berland fled the Netherlands, a few of his followers were still leeching off the Jewish community in Amsterdam and causing a massive embarrassment (some of them went to Antwerp, and one of them drowned Helbrans-style trying to use a canal as a mikveh). In order to get rid of them the Dutch Jews paid for a charter bus to take them all the way across Europe to Uman, where there is a permanent community of Breslovers. Halfway through the trip, the men decided that it was immodest for women to use the bathroom on the bus, so the girls just shit where they sat. The bus was trashed by the time they got to Ukraine.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Hasidism became the most conservative, reactionary group within the Jewish world

Founded by the stridently anti-Zionist Rabbi Yoel Teitelbaum

Totally not an agenda post, ggwp, carry on lmao

 

[Bogdandoff]

Why do they still dress like they are still living in 1820's lithuania while they claim their sect is the closest to the ancient Israelites?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why do they still dress like they are still living in 1820's lithuania while they claim their sect is the closest to the ancient Israelites?

Why do people still ask questions on forums that can be answered with a 30 second Google search?

The dress thing is just a classic social psychology issue. For a community to stick together they need some distinct dress. It's actually written into the Code of Jewish Law that a Jew is supposed to dress differently from those around him. Every once in a while in history, for whatever reason, that falls apart—and then starts up again. So the dress gets fixed at that "healing of crisis" point.

Unlike a lot of other aspects of Judaism, it’s not that complicated.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I would argue it is the sect of chabad that were digging the tunnels in NYC. They are a minority iirc but they sincerely believe their founder is the messiah and his time is nigh sooner than later.

Please, Chabaniks are hardly the only ones, just that they have some of the more crazy followers that make the 6 PM goy news. On that note @EyeGuy you should add meshuga to the glossary because its the one word you will repeat to yourself when you read their antics in this thread.

 

[cybertoaster]

Hide the body. All teenage girls bend over, to hide their breasts

That explains why all the hasidic women I see have terrible scoliosis.

It is forbidden to say 'you' to a foreign man. If you talk to a doctor or manager or someone you have to talk to, say 'you'. In the family it is allowed to say 'you' only to father, grandfather or brothers. The rest (including brothers-in-law) - 'you'.

..............what?

Anyway with all these stupid sharia-tier laws is no surprise jewish women are famous for going buck wild and banging every gentile in a 50 mile radius.

The conspiracies are often direct quotes from the Talmud. The Hasids dedicate their lives to the Gemara and if they say it’s okay to cheat the goyim on business, they absolutely will. More secularized Jews hate them but will still close ranks when the goyim start to know too much. One of the reasons why Kiryas Joel gets away with the things they do is that the moment the locals push back, the DOJ swarms in. Basically the whole “they might be retards but they’re our retards” argument.

Other jews should start denouncing these idiots and standing apart, they are terrible optics for their community and if/when the overton window shifts all jews will be grouped with this relatively small number of inbreed retards.

The reason Jews make good lawyers is because they live their lives in loopholes. Look at Kal Vachomer in the Talmudic Principles, if there's even one leniency in how something is written they can and should exploit it. Same goes for how they can get around doing work during Shabbat for tearing toilet paper by just looking away and tearing it in an irregular fashion like with the knuckles. The reason they can do this? Kavod Habriot. They literally will tell you you can't do something but then immediately introduce a loophole that makes it okay to do anyways it just has to be a bit different.

Said it before and I'll say it again: you can't believe in an omnipotent omniscient god and at the same time think you can somehow trick an entity that literally bends space-time to its will, and then wonder why say entity wont save your ass and its constantly sending others to punish you, which is something these idiots also believe.

My guess is that this custom comes from older semitic bronze age religions were they would also trick gods, but they were polytheists and while their gods were powerful in most cases they weren't omniscient, big difference if you want to get away with something.

(as well as bringing excessive materialism to the community).

Aren't most hasidics/haredis poor as hell? I recall something about one of these haredi enclaves being the poorest town in America.

In general, the women are more educated than the men because they're not allowed to learn Talmud and have to settle for math and English instead.

That explain while when it comes to leaving these cults most of the people doing it are women, or at least that's what I seen.

Satmar makes women shave their heads.

Interesting, its possible that they got this custom from ancient egypt?

Ok, so it varies depending on the exact group kind of like it does with Christian fundies (though they're all pretty terrible to women overall).

I gotta ask, did you grow up in some fundie christian enclave or something? because you are obsessed with that shit.