DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Space Pope]

Even better: that shirt is at least a decade old.

I didn't expect to keep topping last summer's excitement of Dave buying 3 new shirts at some deeply discounted outlet store, but every month I'm gifted with more clothing news that makes me snort.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Wish his tranny dents would push for controller cam. I know they wouldn't be able to help themselves when he says "I blocked" or "I didn't press it" and he wouldn't be able to help himself from demeaning and banning them. That would require an even greater amount of the already herculean effort DSP puts into his streams though.

With Phil's track record I'd rather not have a camera aimed at this crotch

 

[hector85]

With Phil's track record I'd rather not have a camera aimed at this crotch

why? his dick doesn't work so you'll never see an accidental boner. most you'll see is him wearing his zelda jammies for weeks.

 

[Lady Adjani]

why? his dick doesn't work so you'll never see an accidental boner. most you'll see is him wearing his zelda jammies for weeks.

I don't think we should take any chances

 

[Fapcop]

I went into his stream yesterday for a few minutes and his entire chat are trolls except maybe 3 or 4 people. Everyone else makes fun of him for the "LAaahhgg" and "dropped inputs!!!" He is just too stupid to understand sarcasm. Besides the tards larping it's just a constant stream of subtle insults. He's mocked constantly and just stares at the screen with his dumb stroke face.

My favorite moments in the DSP chat is when he starts going off on one of his rants and the chat replies with “That’s not very chill ” or “Very positive! ”

Good thing that Phil is too dense for sarcasm, or he’d kill himself by taking a bath with his PlayStation. We’d have no more kahntent, and Fat Khat would probably inherit it and sell the WaKhando for sushi.

I'm not sure if his mods are as autistic as him and don't notice, or they enjoy the trolling as well. They only ban the obvious WWEC and fat wife comments.

Most of the mahds are also trolls. I was periodically in his chat a year or two ago, and they were all in on the joke. Would unban folks if you messaged them.

Yes, I was occasionally an ironic dent. Don’t judge.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Wish his tranny dents would push for controller cam. I know they wouldn't be able to help themselves when he says "I blocked" or "I didn't press it" and he wouldn't be able to help himself from demeaning and banning them. That would require an even greater amount of the already herculean effort DSP puts into his streams though.

Watching the Dent Sea Scrolls episode about Phil adjusting to direct capture tells me how it'd go. "Uuuhhhh... that's too expensive!" followed by "I liTurally can't set another camera in here dood, it's too much work and my computer wouldn't be able to process it" followed by some excuse about how he can't use his face cam because people NEED to see him and on the extreme case, he'd claim that the camera has a delay and therefore it's not accurate. Not that it matters because...

There's literally a replay option that tells you what to do and let's you jump in abs practice that scenario

Which he will never use because it would expose him as the scrub he is. He loves using the AHNLINE and lag excuses to justify being incapable of blocking, so if he could replay that moment and failed, he wouldn't have any excuse so he'll just go with not having time for it.

I went into his stream yesterday for a few minutes and his entire chat are trolls except maybe 3 or 4 people. Everyone else makes fun of him for the "LAaahhgg" and "dropped inputs!!!" He is just too stupid to understand sarcasm. Besides the tards larping it's just a constant stream of subtle insults. He's mocked constantly and just stares at the screen with his dumb stroke face.

I'm not sure if his mods are as autistic as him and don't notice, or they enjoy the trolling as well. They only ban the obvious WWEC and fat wife comments.

I also see a bunch of "ironic" dents during the pahdcast, which at one point are just dents. I'd love if people didn't try to pose as fans "ironically" for a couple of days just to see the begbot and Derich out-spamming one another.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

A few bits I enjoyed capturing. My favorite is the Paul. He seems to hate both versions Jin no matter what skill level they are.

Spoiler: Tekken shit

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So I dont even play Tekken, but even I know you can roll sideways or backwards when you get knocked down like this. Plus aren't Get up attacks in Tekken as well. And with the replay system that can tell you how to punish or how to stay safe in this situation, what do yall think his dumb ass excuse for not even looking at it be.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

There's literally a replay option that tells you what to do and let's you jump in abs practice that scenario

In one of the tekken meltdown vids he idles over the rematch button while staring at his chat telling them there's no point in rematching if I can't beat that move! (Whatever it is) then he starts berating them, 'So how do it beat it? HOW DO I BEAT IT?!'
Like bro who do you think is watching you haha like how is the dent squad supposed to know what yoshi tech beats some random move? You're not Justin or smug or someone with a clued in audience, you're variety streamer/The Guy, remember?

 

[Balr0g]

Well if Phil had any business sense he would play SF 6 tonight just to showcase Ed for a bit. But Tekken is the hot new fighting game that brings in they money right? Right?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Do it, Phil.
I want to hear your "takes" that would make guys like Vaush wince with cringe.

 

[hector85]

Do it, Phil.
I want to hear your "takes" that would make guys like Vaush wince with cringe.

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i want to see him on TYT. ever since hasan left they've been missing an out of touch nepotard, i think phil would fit in perfectly.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Just like he told us that 99% of react content is garbage, but HIS react content is actually good because he "has something to say" or something stupid like that. Cue the same retarded argument for DSPolitics


About the "ironic dents" topic, when you think about it, Phil is living in a version of Truman show. He thinks he is a succesful streamer with a diverse community but a good amount (maybe even most?) of Phils viewers, mods and even his whales are just playing the part where they pretend they are totally a part of his audience, either to play the "master pupeteer" angle to influence Phil, or to "own" the detractors by giving Phil money. If he ever realized this he would have a existencial crisis and have a heart attack lmao (but he wont because hes DSP and his mental health is falling appart by the week).
Obviously when you give Phil money you are no different from any other dent, but that wont stop the ironic whales and mods to continue the autistic charade.

If they want to keep wasting money on the botomless pit of DSP thats fine by me, the long awaited mental breakdown is coming regardless of how much money he is given, and i believe it will be glorious .

 

[Crooked 16th]

DSPolitics would be worse fence sitting then at the height of Booige's popularity

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Retard Man last night: Bitching and whining about button-mashing and lag.
Retard Man today: Sticking to Tekken because he is "enjoying the climb". Won't be doing SF6.

Phil confirmed to be felted by getting curbstomped in SF6.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Do it, Phil.
I want to hear your "takes" that would make guys like Vaush wince with cringe.

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DSP thinks his political takes would be refreshing, hoh boy.

I don't give a shit what Phil's political opinions are, they'll be contradictory and he'll probably just talk about how door dash is more expensive, but it looks like they're coming out now that he keeps dangling the DSPahlatics show in front of his audience. Could probably do a fundraiser goal of $2K for the DSPahalatics reveal.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil talking about politics would be very funny. He has the life experience and intelligence of a child but the ego and arrogance of a grown man. Like when he called Epic Games "assholes" because of mass layoffs without understanding the financial outcome of the company, the effects of high interest rates, post-pandemic economic changes, and that this is a trend in technology companies.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Awesome improvement to the stream, man

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

"Did you notice you can hear all my grunts, snorts, burps and smacking a lot better now guys? This is really going to improve the streams!"

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Start telling Phil that he is too dumb and weak to have a political show and that he shoukd stay in his lane. This will inspire him to pull tge trigger on the idea. Imagine if a bread-tuber gets mad at him. Hilarity will ensue.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Awesome improvement to the stream, man
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When someone is sneak-dissing your horse.