Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Whaler]

George Washington was bled to death. Again easy fix for today.

George Washington died of Acute Bacterial Epiglottis, an infection.

 

[Bassomatic]

George Washington died of Acute Bacterial Epiglottis, an infection.

You're right, I mixed my old presidents up with what out dated diseases they passed from a quick Google Gdubz was bled tho.

How he didn't die of mouth septis is another story (and yes the wood teeth was a meme he paid for dentures by buying teeth apparently he cracked walnuts in his mouth wtf)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chizza isn't exactly new, it's a naked chicken parm with pepperoni on top.

It was more to do with the fact his "carnivore pizza" had a crust made with chicken.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tiresome]

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I'd say the five decades you spent in Orange County let everyone know what an egotistical fucktard you are, Jack, that's why they didn't speak to you. Tennessee hasn't all learned yet.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Doesn't Jack know that only those GAHT DAM LIBRULS vote early? In any case, Jack's one of those worthless eaters that should have had his ability to vote revoked decades ago.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack voting makes me weirdly uncomfortable. I had very different political views to my grandpa, but otherwise we got along fantastically. The one thing that got under my skin was he would make a joke at voting time about canceling me out. I don't like that someone like Jack can cancel me out.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger
(02/09/2024)

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Late but fuck it this is still a valid reaction

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

You're right, I mixed my old presidents up with what out dated diseases they passed from a quick Google Gdubz was bled tho.

How he didn't die of mouth septis is another story (and yes the wood teeth was a meme he paid for dentures by buying teeth apparently he cracked walnuts in his mouth wtf)

Funny thing about Washington's death he left provisions in his will to help his slaves who would be freed these included money for trade learning or continue housing for the elderly and care on his property. But there was a caveat they gained said freedom only after his wife Martha died. She freed them herself with all the provisions because she realized maybe having a few hundred people with an invested interest in your death on your property wasn't the wisest move.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Happy belated 3k, fellow Kiwis.

If his beepees are any indication, my money is on myocardial infarction sometime before the end of the year. But of course I selected the Wendigo option, because even if his body dies, it will find another host. Jr. perhaps?

 

[She Brings The Rain]

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This fat fuck larping as a Southerner. This is an everyday occurrence in the south, and the fact that it was so impactful to him that he needed to post about it shows that we can't even manage our basic Southern politeness for this stroked out retard.

 

[Bassomatic]

This fat fuck larping as a Southerner. This is an everyday occurrence in the south, and the fact that it was so impactful to him that he needed to post about it shows that we can't even manage our basic Southern politeness for this stroked out retard.

Lmao it's not even the south I'm from the nastiest city in the world we're all dicks and everyone even the non whites Jack is scared of (while being one) hold doors and say "sup" or something.

I did live in the south for a year and people are friendlier but also it's hard to gauge as less urban makes tighter communities.

Jacks just that kinda person people avoid, even if they don't know him he gives off that needy and weirdo vibe plus he's disabled and effeminate. Just a walking red flag of yeah saying hi to this guy like anyone else will back fire.

Normally that behavior is reserved for randos screaming at the sky about the NWO (and not @Hollywood Hulk Hogan style) or junkies looking for cash.

 

[p1138]

This fat fuck larping as a Southerner. This is an everyday occurrence in the south, and the fact that it was so impactful to him that he needed to post about it shows that we can't even manage our basic Southern politeness for this stroked out retard.

He's also been living there since 2014?15? Damn near a decade and only just noticed it. Lazy man made some commentary on saturday about how maybe Fatty's general brianfog is lifting and we'll get a flowers for algernon situation as he eats himself back to being completely retarded instead of just partially. If that theory is correct, he's been such a self centered asshole it's taken him almost 10 years to notice it.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

From Jack's stream on 2/17: "[Carnivore Diet] It's the best thing I've ever done. I can't explain to you guys how it will cure your autoimmune disorder, it will cure your achy joints, it will clear your skin problems. It's amazing!"

Here is the glam shot jack used for his recent review of some christianity-related movie or some shit.

That carnivore diet is working wonders, Jack. He stumbled on the fountain of youth with this diet "lifestyle".

 

[Gulls on Film]

From Jack's stream on 2/17: "[Carnivore Diet] It's the best thing I've ever done. I can't explain to you guys how it will cure your autoimmune disorder, it will cure your achy joints, it will clear your skin problems. It's amazing!"

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That carnivore diet is working wonders, Jack. You stumbled on the fountain of youth with this lifestyle.

"This diet will cure all your ills."

Dude fucking looks like Barb Chandler days before the Barbussy Incident.

 

[TheGuntinator]

This. I’ve heard several stories from abused kids saying that when they tried to fight back against one or both of their physically abusive parents, they were accused of assaulting them and beaten even harder for it. That’s why I don’t think Garrett was just being a little shit who got put in his place.

The lovely thing about abusing your kids, is eventually they grow up and become strong, and you grow old and become weak. Ever seen an abuser push their kid for too long and get hospitalized when the kid realizes they're a grown man and can now take revenge and nobody can stop them? All it takes is one little epiphany, like an elephant realizing the pin that held them down as a kid cant stop them now.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is at his mushbrain best this morning

Theodico was responding to a picture of Jack’s dinner which was 4 eggs , a bunch of meat cubes and some plastic looking cheese.

 

[ddlloo]

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Jack is at his mushbrain best this morning

Theodico was responding to a picture of Jack’s dinner which was 4 eggs , a bunch of meat cubes and some plastic looking cheese.

I fucking love it when jack talks authoritatively, he's so confident and insistent about being an actual idiot.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack does know that animal products have a lot more carcinogens from pesticides than vegetables do due to bioaccumulation, right?

 

[#Ripley #]

Goddamn I hate this faggot. Absolutely beyond comprehension how tone-deaf and un-self-aware he is as the host of the Jack on the Go Show. These traits have always been laughably bad of course, but this right here takes the cake folks. I'd feel embarrassed for him on this one if I didn't loathe him so much. What an idiot.

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Jack is at his mushbrain best this morning

Theodico was responding to a picture of Jack’s dinner which was 4 eggs , a bunch of meat cubes and some plastic looking cheese.

All that land and no one in that household gardens!