Culture Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab” - are the fires of hell a'glowing?

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Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab”
by James Hibberd (February 27, 2024).
An “immersive experience” that promised to transport Willy Wonka fans into a “magical realm” has turned out to be such an epic letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a meth lab.

The U.K. event was titled Willy’s Chocolate Experience and charged customers $44 each (photos below). The attraction was not affiliated with the Warner Bros. movie Wonka, though the event’s marketing came as close as possible to suggesting it was based on author Roald Dahl’s creation. The ad copy invited fans to journey to “a universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life” that included “mind-expanding projections, optical marvels and exhibits that transport you into the realm of creativity” and “wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn!”

The event organizers apparently used artificial intelligence to generate promotional images that suggested a very high-quality attraction, which looked just like the immersive and trippy Wonka-esque world that the ad copy promised. But the result was somewhat different, and ticket buyers needed pure imagination to think it looked anything like a fantastical chocolate factory.

As reported by The Guardian, customers showed up in Glasgow to find “a sparsely decorated warehouse with a scattering of plastic props, a small bouncy castle and some backdrops pinned against the walls.” Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Photos from the event went viral online comparing what was promised to what was delivered:

Of course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.

The Guardian added that event organizers refunded tickets and apologized for the “very stressful and frustrating day,” telling customers, “Unfortunately, last minute we were let down in many areas of our event and tried our best to continue on and push through and now realise we probably should have cancelled first thing this morning instead.”

And so shines a good apology in a weary world.
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What do you mean kids wouldn't want to experience cartchy tuns, exarserdray lollipops and a pasadise of sweet teats?
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It is rather catgacating.

EDIT: God damn, anybody else notice that teddy bear’s fat pussy?
customers called the police
Honestly, the parents kinda sound like faggots. Imagine calling the police because your kid is disappointed. Maybe you should’ve spent that hefty $44 ticket fee on an actual amusement park with actual photographs displayed on their webpage. After seeing the site, it’s hard to sympathize with retards who fell for this shit.
 
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This is dumb. Anyone with half a brain could see this was the movie-themed equivalent of those shitty 'Santa's Wonderland' things that get put on every year, to initial fanfare and then subsequent inevitable disappointment, mithering from dumb parents and wailing and gnashing of toddler teeth.

Going to, being bitterly disappointed by and then subsequent complaining vociferously about these events is as traditional a Bongland pastime as cheese rolling, bog snorkelling or blacking oneself up for Bonfire night. We all read the stories every year and delight in the schadenfreude, there was never any chance this event was going to go any other way.

It sucks they didn't communicate that they were shutting down to people who were expecting to turn up and find it open, but that's equally unsurprising, really. Anyone who bought their kids to this expecting it to be actually good or to ha e decent communication from the organisers is a serious retard who probably shouldn't have been allowed to breed in the first place. This literally happens every year at Christmas, somewhere in the country. Why would this event be any different just because it's Wonka-themed instead of Christmassy? Fuck, Bri'ish people are so thick sometimes.
 
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