Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Yes and fun fact: In TX, some schools have switched to 4 day weeks to compensate for loss in teachers which is widespread. Some well-populated counties are seeing such declines in attendance thst they are closing schools because of the amount of parents pulling out their kids, either moving to private or homeschool. There are too many variables, however, to say what this all means longterm.

However, on the whole, the trend is students are falling far behind (especially since COVID) yet we allow for them to pass. It is a lottery depending on where one resides.

All they’re good for is free daycare and they can’t even do that right

 

[SpergioLeonne]

During COVID, I’d frequently go somewhere that required a temperature reading for entry. Literally every time, the number would seem very off and when mentioned to the PTB, they were like “Duh everyone knows these POS thermometers don’t work.” All such a farce, much like Rekieta’s 48 hours of 102+ temps.

You check them with ice water, because the melt temperature will be consistent

Sorry for the double post, my brain shit the bed

 

[Chibitzen]

He's lying. You dumbasses have to stop giving him the benefit of the doubt trying to justify his lies

I'm still waiting for the 4K to 720 res video showing him taking his body temperature before I decide whether he is actually lying here. He already has the sickly filter loaded and running, so just hit record and boop: Evidence! Submit the results to elissaclips for the jury, then post the final comment section verdict to Locals.

He is going broke, he needs to milk every minute of this crisis for his viewers if he wants to keep his pockets lined. These constant cancellations are missed opportunisties to really take his Locals to the next level and give his audience what they really want post-Depp: a lawsoap.

 

[Niggernerd]

Jersh gonna pull the 107° fever so he can just have pizza day Friday, Saturday and Sunday

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

A streaming hiatus at the start of the year would have been the smart move. He could pretend he was taking time off for his family, health, and to renegotiate the Rumble deal and re-focus the channel content. It would have let controversy settle and it is not as if he would miss the 1 or 2k USD per month all that much...

His health has never been better, and it makes us all mad. It's a win-win!

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, if anyone invents the Ballmometer they'll at least have one customer for life.

 

[Niggernerd]

His health has never been better, and it makes us all mad. It's a win-win!

I imagine him thinking this with his sickly face

 

[Wilson W. Wilson]

Pssst! Wanna see Bob and Celeste’s vacation/second (and third) homes? Alright, here you go:



I’m assuming this next one is an investment property because it is in a less desirable part of town.



At this point you might be wondering “hey, newfag? How do you know all this?” To which I answer, “that’s the funniest part:”

Spoiler: PL

Turns out Bob Rekieta is my neighbor.
(Don’t worry, this is a throwaway account, but feel free to PL me anyways if it feels good)

But how do I know this Bob Rekieta is the real Bob Rekieta? Because he has a post on his Nextdoor profile that links to a YouTube video:

Which links to a channel:



Which the eagle-eyed among you will already recognize as hosting host some videos of some familiar names and faces that have already appeared in this thread, like a video of Celeste’s birthday, and the Make a Wish video.

Enjoy

 

[peach tea]

God damn… I haven’t actually seen our boi since the stream he did with Josh back when Chris Chan was arrested. He looks like fucking shit now and that’s saying something, because he wasn’t exactly a glowing picture of health at that time either. His liver isn’t just failing, it’s running for the hills at a full sprint.

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Rekieta… pls hydrate and moisturize. I’m begging u.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

God damn… I haven’t actually seen our boi since the stream he did with Josh back when Chris Chan was arrested. He looks like fucking shit now and that’s saying something, because he wasn’t exactly a glowing picture of health at that time either. His liver isn’t just failing, it’s running for the hills at a full sprint.

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Rekieta… pls hydrate and moisturize. I’m begging u.

Don't listen to these prudes Nick! Alcohol kills germs, germs cause infections, and infections give you 106°. Drink more buddy it will help you beat your fever!

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

The boy who lived
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Video proof or I assume he is dead. Man it appears that some people in his locals really believe he had a fever that high. I hate to think people are really that stupid.

 

[Crinoids]

Rekieta… pls hydrate and moisturize. I’m begging u.

As an authoritarian kiwifarmer who wants to control and fix his life, I definitely want him to scrub himself in a sand paste mixed with booze. No water allowed.

I'm a better person than him so I know what's good for him, which is why I want him to quit showering and not eat meals. Eating meals is for gay cucks. He's doing great right now and I'm super pleased with him, but he should be eating less and not drinking water because I fucking said so, that's why.

On that note, I also think he shouldn't check into rehab. It would be soooo humiliating for him if he went to rehab. Going to rehab is a bitch move, and I don't want Rekieta to do it. I want him to do whatever I want instead, which is to keep drinking and doing stimulants.

 

[Swole McPole]

The highest temperature I ever had was 105 with full blown pneumonia that I WAS hospitalized for, and I couldn’t do shit. You’re just out of it.

Somebody should test Rekieta's illness with the 10 inch bull test.

If Rekieta has a cold and there's a bull with a 10 inch wang about to service Kayla, Nick will still serve him snacks.

But if Rekieta has the flu, even if you point out that the bull with the 10 inch cock is hungry and horny, Nick's phallometer won't register any change in engorgement at all.

He stuck the thermometer up his ass didn't he.

Doesn't the sphincter have to close to be able to get a reading?

 

[AltisticRight]

Precision measurements with the Balldometer.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow at 11AM EST for

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ohhhh baby high chance nick goes full rage pig on Sean's big ol ass.

 

[Father Balldo]

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow at 11AM EST for

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at least post the link(s):
youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7iPYtclfNU
rumble - https://rumble.com/v4g579k-quest-v.-rekieta-oral-arguments-live.html

 

[The Backwards Man]

Thank god the oil in his Shelby stopped overheating. Now he can continue his midlife crisis.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Do we have a bet goin on when we think this nigger will die? If not, can we get one started? With his rate of consumption with the all mighty whisky I honestly don't give him 5 years


Side note: Did you know that chronic binge drinking can cause diabetes? Because it can

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Look, Rackets just got a little too excited when using the anal thermometer and built up some extra friction which boosted the temp. I'm sure it happens all the time to regular balldo users. The balldo company should probably put that on their FAQ or something.

 

[Fapcop]

Can we just fast forward to the OnlyFans arc when Nick makes an account (with my wife of course) and we will get some subpar 19.99$ a month pictures of Lady Rackets destroyed body getting balldoed?

Nick weaseling out of streaming because “Muh flu” is as pathetic as it is boring.

Do it Nick! That’ll really show those prudes!