Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.
They live in a massive house, have a nanny to assist them with their day, they’re involved in a ton of extra curricular activities, allegedly have a $3,000 snack budget, are home schooled as part of a community commune so they avoid all the drama and horrors that is public school, likely have any toy or gadget they could want, they take regular vacations, they get regular visits from their grandparents, and both of their parents are home all day every day and they can see them should they wish.

We don’t know anything about their personalities aside from the youngest daughter having regular nightmares, but I would imagine those kids are probably really close to each other as well, and they likely pick up for any slack that their parents or the nanny have.

We have no reason to assume they’re being abused, and frankly, they’re kept far too occupied for them to be neglected. Sure, their father is a degenerate alcoholic and their mother is a druggie who stays in bed all day, but as someone who’s father was also a degenerate alcoholic and who’s mother was also a druggie who stayed in bed all day, I can honestly tell you that their situation would have seemed like a fairy tale compared to my brothers and I hating each other and fighting over who got to eat the slightly more palatable banquet tv dinner that night, knowing that said Tv dinner was literally the only meal we got during the day.

The kids are educated, wealthy, and taken care of. They’re being set up to where they could live as perfectly normal people even if both parents were killed in a car crash randomly.

They aren’t Xander or Rozi Ralph, and they aren’t Daddyo5 or 8 Passenger’s kids. And to be honest, I don’t think there’s much value in bringing up the kids outside of things like Nick streaming from their bedroom

The thing is, they will one way or another be effected by this. There has been all kinds of stories over the last few years about the kinds of bullying children of OnlyFans whores have to endure. Even if Rekietas kids are homeschooled, it will only be a matter of time before other kids in the community find out about what Mr. Rekieta is doing. You also run the risk of Nicks kids finding out themselves.

And considering what we have been witnessing with his alcoholic spiral, we have no idea what Nick is like when those cameras are off.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

They only teach Maths and English at home

you mean the two most important subjects? great!

Many of them have hours between 10 AM

last i checked most schools start at fucking 7am or some shit like that, add in bus time you have kids waiting at a bus stop by 6am in a lot of places, especially rural areas. if Nick passes out at 3am and wakes up at 9 that gives him 6 hours of sleep.

and it makes it seem like you have a strong opinion that you are justifying ex post facto while admitting ignorance of topics you opine upon.

100% its why i was the best talking head on VH1/mtv back when those programs were all the rage. why don't you just give me the answer the same way we do every time someone asks how a balldo works ITT

 

[feral cat #6385]

He ain't sick, he's AWOL shooting the video for his next single!

[Somehow, Nick ignites my urge to spend many, many hours in M$ Paint, making pictures to amuse myself.]

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Why did you make him look so fat? Nick is very sensitive about his weight and will be upset when he sees this.

And considering what we have been witnessing with his alcoholic spiral, we have no idea what Nick is like when those cameras are off.

drunk.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The Bible thumpers didn’t challenge your liberal views?

christians fucking love immigrants and don't understand that there might be any differences between people "tabula rasa" which is why i specifically included that part in my comment. same thing with the media propaganda, every bible thumper brought anything the media put in front of them hook line and sinker. Never asking themselves "why?" the type of people who clickbait was invented for.

the concept that the media isn't as honest as jesus christ himself and might intentionally leave out info or do something to fuck with a company just never crosses their mind. They'll watch some priest talk about why gang members just need jesus as if niggers arent the most stereotypically obsessed with christ group out there. black people can't even get jobs because they're too busy spending 40 hours a week at church. but you'll try and bring that up and they'll just go "martin luther king who?, i have never heard of that, surely if he was well known i would have heard about him by now, why wouldn't they bring him up if he was relevant to the conversation?"

like these are the type of people that listen to taylor swift but never learn anything about her dating history

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes definitely. Then he shoved it up his ass.

I feel bad for Nick's proctologist. If something else isn't up Nick's ass, you can be sure his own head is up it.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

christians fucking love immigrants

kek.
Anyway, I don't keep track of balldos other accounts, IG, twitter, erome, etc. Has there been a decline of his other activity? Also, with his "sickness", has there been an uptick?

 

[Nate Higgers]

last i checked most schools start at fucking 7am or some shit like that

I don’t know what age group you’re in (don’t tell me), but I was genuinely surprised to find out that first bell at a nearby school district isn’t until around 9am, because that’s when they were starting the Pledge of Allegiance.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow at 11AM EST for

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The boy who lived
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Tbh I’m a little disappointed. Can you imagine if he was actually telling the truth and he just fucking died? That would have been the funniest outcome

 

[GaryGray]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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If I had to guess he is using one of those cheap IR thermometers. They are notoriously inconsistent with reading and if done on say the side of the head instead of the forehead will always give reading well above ones actual temperature.

Honestly a meat thermometer might give more accurate results.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Honestly a meat thermometer might give more accurate results.

Yeah but that would imply the clown has any meat on his body.

 

[AltisticRight]

If I had to guess he is using one of those cheap IR thermometers. They are notoriously inconsistent with reading and if done on say the side of the head instead of the forehead will always give reading well above ones actual temperature.
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Honestly a meat thermometer might give more accurate results.

These are reflectance readers (rather than contact) so they are usually off. A meat thermometer is indeed more accurate, but it's probably not long and thick enough for Balldo and Our Wife to own.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I had to guess he is using one of those cheap IR thermometers. They are notoriously inconsistent with reading and if done on say the side of the head instead of the forehead will always give reading well above ones actual temperature.
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Honestly a meat thermometer might give more accurate results.

During COVID, I’d frequently go somewhere that required a temperature reading for entry. Literally every time, the number would seem very off and when mentioned to the PTB, they were like “Duh everyone knows these POS thermometers don’t work.” All such a farce, much like Rekieta’s 48 hours of 102+ temps.

 

[Retink Retunk]

These are reflectance readers (rather than contact) so they are usually off. A meat thermometer is indeed more accurate, but it's probably not long and thick enough for Balldo and Our Wife to own.

Well, if anyone invents the Ballmometer they'll at least have one customer for life.

 

[Thugnificent]

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow at 11AM EST for

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The lawsuit mostly fell off my radar. I guess this means Nick's fuck fuck games with jurisdiction and SLAPP fell through?

Look like we're well on-track for another W in 2024!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If I had to guess he is using one of those cheap IR thermometers. They are notoriously inconsistent with reading and if done on say the side of the head instead of the forehead will always give reading well above ones actual temperature.
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Honestly a meat thermometer might give more accurate results.

Nah his reading will be accurate. Do you REALLY think nick wont be shoving any kind of thermometer up his ass?

 

[AnOminous]

The lawsuit mostly fell off my radar. I guess this means Nick's fuck fuck games with jurisdiction and SLAPP fell through?

They did a while ago. This is the appeal.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I feel bad for Nick's proctologist. If something else isn't up Nick's ass, you can be sure his own head is up it.

I would figure it would be real easy being Nick's proctologist. Like looking down a drain. The bulls did all the working opening that puppy up.

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow at 11AM EST for

I guess Sean didn't take kindly to being struggle sessioned by Nick. You milk that cow for all its worth Sean!

If I had to guess he is using one of those cheap IR thermometers. They are notoriously inconsistent with reading and if done on say the side of the head instead of the forehead will always give reading well above ones actual temperature.

He's lying. You dumbasses have to stop giving him the benefit of the doubt trying to justify his lies.

These are reflectance readers (rather than contact) so they are usually off. A meat thermometer is indeed more accurate, but it's probably not long and thick enough for Balldo and Our Wife to own.

Yea as Nick has mentioned a lot on his show. Taking temperature orally doesn't cut it. To get an accurate temperature you really need a rectal thermomotor and have to get deep in there and fish around a bit, at least 12 inches. You can't just leave it stationary. You have to really work it around up there to get a good temperature. Work it like you are snaking a toilet. Hard and fast. This is the type of rectal thermomotor they use in the Rackets household. It even has a special scoop on the front to gouge out some tissue with every use so you can check for cancer. A very good design. It's made by a German company. You can find it on ebay.

 

[Chibitzen]

I don’t know what age group you’re in (don’t tell me), but I was genuinely surprised to find out that first bell at a nearby school district isn’t until around 9am, because that’s when they were starting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Yes and fun fact: In TX, some schools have switched to 4 day weeks to compensate for loss in teachers which is widespread. Some well-populated counties are seeing such declines in attendance thst they are closing schools because of the amount of parents pulling out their kids, either moving to private or homeschool. There are too many variables, however, to say what this all means longterm.

However, on the whole, the trend is students are falling far behind (especially since COVID) yet we allow for them to pass. It is a lottery depending on where one resides.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

but I was genuinely surprised to find out that first bell at a nearby school district isn’t until around 9am,

Are you fucking me? fucking bullshit.

Tune into Sean (Potentially Criminal) tomorrow

crazy to think when the lawsuit started everyone was on Nick's side and its not even half way finished and everyone wants him to lose hard

However, on the whole, the trend is students are falling far behind (especially since COVID) yet we allow for them to pass.

ok but how much of this is demographics literally like we saw with desegregation, covid let parents see what school is actually like instead of just what they imagine (usually just their childhood plus ipads) and the intelligent ones deciding to do something while the stupider ones let their kids stay in a clearly shitty system.

its like that hawaii fire "only the ones that disobeyed orders survived"