I enjoy Porsalin's work but I'd be lying if I said his publishing schedule didn't remind me of Pat's. Jim just learned about Rick; what documentary quality insight could he possibly contribute? Everybody tries to cling onto this guy for money and clout; just release the documentary, stupid.
Everybody is after him now that evidence of him torturing prisoners has surfaced. They weren't even black this time.
"YES, CHILD, YOU WILL KILL ME"
A 2 hr live stream where they just yuck it up about Pat would be super kino though
@Caverlock suggestion for thread poll: Which will happen first?
Sideways because he does everything in the most painful and retarded way possible
His ass is so fat he'd probably have someone do it for him, so I guess it depends on the person.
He would likely use Intero-Rectogestion like he does with other foods, as evidenced by the shit spewing out of his mouth constantly.
Horse dildos aren't spikey enough. Pat likes the ripping and tearing. Here's a visual to let you see what I mean:
I want at LEAST 4 hours.
Four hours would be more time than fat has spent with his daughter uh... *checks logbooks* ....ever.
I mean we got to outclass pat, can't let him get one up on us, go big or go home
This is hilarious, and to give proper credit, it was made by @Shush and first posted in this very thread.
While it would be good for Pat to lose some weight via polonium poisoning from a Russian sleeper agent at Hoolies, it's funnier to watch him impotently rage squeal all day every day. He can't go a week without shooting himself in the foot with his Stargate .22. Radiation shouldn't deprive us of that.
Too late, stalker child, he got bigger than any of us ever could and doesn't leave the house. That's why our lives are already over.
He doesn't leave the house because he IS the house. His wife lives in his fat folds because he consumes everything, including cheap brand whiskey that tastes like shit and only serves to make him even more giant
