Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Father Balldo]

He's probably crying and shaking in his cuck shed about the oral arguments in a few hours, that's why he can't stream. The temperature is just theatrics in order to cope. I doubt he'll stream tonight either, unless he thinks it went well for him in which case he will probably celebrate with a drink or six and go on stream and double down on calling Montegraph a pedophile.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Can we just fast forward to the OnlyFans arc when Nick makes an account (with my wife of course) and we will get some subpar 19.99$ a month pictures of Lady Rackets destroyed body getting balldoed?

Nick weaseling out of streaming because “Muh flu” is as pathetic as it is boring.

Do it Nick! That’ll really show those prudes!

Seeing two starving, emaciated adults fucking is just as disgusting as two 300 pound+ adults fucking. There's a sweet spot with a pretty wide margin of error lol. For a 5'5 woman, it's between 120-250 lbs. For a 5'11-6' man it's 140-275 lbs (in my humble, not wanted whatsoever opinion) The extremes on either side is plain ol unattractive and ugly

 

[2lolis1cup]

A very good design. It's made by a German company. You can find it on ebay.
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I was taken back by this picture. I still have and use one of these lol. I think mine was made by either snap-off or craftsman so it doesn't read in communist like the one in your picture.

Fun fact those are called beam torque wrenches

Precision measurements with the Balldometer.
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The measuring device.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Off topic. But I'm trying to get catch up on Nick's downfall.
What page number would you suggest I start with? When did the downward spiral begin?

About 900 or so when the bottle-in-the-arse pictures and (then unknown) Hedonism pictures is where I would say the thread turned.

I can pinpoint the exact moment the slide openly started. Nick went fucking nuts over a pull-up warning (by yours truly, who was close to nose-guarding at the time) and just about everything came out into the open over the next 30 or so pages.

 

[User names must be unique]

I can pinpoint the exact moment the slide openly started. Nick went fucking nuts over a pull-up warning (by yours truly, who was close to nose-guarding at the time) and just about everything came out into the open over the next 30 or so pages.

I never watched all that much Rakieta, when did he start asking the balls or no balls question? that was the first tip off imo.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I never watched all that much Rakieta, when did he start asking the balls or no balls question? that was the first tip off imo.

Should have been. I let it slide, because I viewed it more as chat pressuring him to. I was wrong, he's just a degenerate who liked making people uncomfortable. So yeah, it should have been.
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[polar bear]

New Nick-o-comic to squeeze a smile out of you, incel prude bby

(edit: suggested title - "all you had to do, you stupid bastard")

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Should have been. I let it slide, because I viewed it more as chat pressuring him to. I was wrong, he's just a degenerate who liked making people uncomfortable. So yeah, it should have been.
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When he was sexually harassing Kyle Rittenhouse, I knew it was over

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Should have been. I let it slide, because I viewed it more as chat pressuring him to. I was wrong, he's just a degenerate who liked making people uncomfortable. So yeah, it should have been.
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I feel like such a moron I stuck with this faggot through most of 2022 despite the show becoming increasingly sexual and Nick becoming more and more of a drunk that it took the Locals leaks of his wife's nudes and Nick with a bottle up his ass to get it through my head that Nick Rekieta is a drunken sex pervert with nothing of value worth saying. Nick running the balldo joke into the ground on the first stream it showed up should have been more than enough sign this guy was getting deranged. Except he always was like that, he was just good at hiding it since he knew he had to be humble and his brain wasn't as rotted by liquor back then.

At least I can laugh at the people in this thread who kept unironically watching him into 2023.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Assuming he's not lying about fighting a massive fever to avoid having to attend his lawsuit regarding baby penis, imagine being stuck in bed while other men battle over your statements about baby penis (and sucking said penis).

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Assuming he's not lying about fighting a massive fever to avoid having to attend his lawsuit regarding baby penis, imagine being stuck in bed while other men battle over your statements about baby penis (and sucking said penis).

I mean he was probably overdosing on mdma at the time, so I’m sure it felt great for him

 

[waffle]

I feel like such a moron I stuck with this faggot through most of 2022 despite the show becoming increasingly sexual and Nick becoming more and more of a drunk that it took the Locals leaks of his wife's nudes and Nick with a bottle up his ass to get it through my head that Nick Rekieta is a drunken sex pervert with nothing of value worth saying. Nick running the balldo joke into the ground on the first stream it showed up should have been more than enough sign this guy was getting deranged. Except he always was like that, he was just good at hiding it since he knew he had to be humble and his brain wasn't as rotted by liquor back then.

At least I can laugh at the people in this thread who kept unironically watching him into 2023.

I started to have my serious doubts when he first teased going to swinger Island. He was talking to chat about going to Jamaica and saying that there were several resorts in consideration and one was very sexual. People in the chat instantly were like "hedonism 2? Nick, no!" And he kept trying to insist it was an exhibitionism thing, not a cuck thing like everyone said. Then he was just like "well ill probably go somewhere normal". I thought it was over, I was wrong.

The night shows became too coom filled for me in early to mid 2022, but I held out some hope until the full mask removal that was the jury analysis rant in Jan of 23.

 

[Truly Rural]

@Dixieland Buckaroo posted this in Monty vs Rekieta thread, reposting here to get more eyes on it.

Glad to know Nick cooled off for court!

 

[Dottle]

How it's going.

 

[Pill Cosby]

The boy who lived
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When I was younger I would go out to night clubs then call in work to say I’m sick when I really had hangover.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Gave myself a good chuckle imagining Nick going to stick a thermometer in his mouth to check his temperature but then breaking it to drink the alcohol inside.

 

[WelperHelper99]

When I was younger I would go out to night clubs then call in work to say I’m sick when I really had hangover.

Honestly what's happening with his " fever". His head probably just hurts a lot because he drank a bit more than usual. Or he's being a lazy fuck.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

you mean the two most important subjects? great!

Yes. The ones where evident deficiencies would be present in science, history, literature, and other classes taught by the co-op...

To your point about 'never bragging about his kids' SAT scores', the oldest is JUST old enough to take it this year, and he has repeatedly brought up the fact that the second oldest is an avid coder and very cerebral. Not all kids will be 'smarter' when placed in a different or advantaged learning environment. Many parents would settle for 'average' if their child is not brain-washed or raped.

last i checked most schools start at fucking 7am or some shit like that, add in bus time you have kids waiting at a bus stop by 6am in a lot of places, especially rural areas. if Nick passes out at 3am and wakes up at 9 that gives him 6 hours of sleep.

Are you just waiting to say something without regard to what you are replying to? This was in regards to your assertion that extracurriculars do not have events during school hours. If not non-sequitur, it is a closely related incestual sister-wife-cousin.

100% its why i was the best talking head on VH1/mtv back when those programs were all the rage. why don't you just give me the answer the same way we do every time someone asks how a balldo works ITT

So your qualifications for debate and veracity is being the loudest and most obstinate retard?

 

[GodsCock]

Well if he got to the hospital and he started to detox and act up imagine if they remanded nick to the detox psych ward that would be priceless

 

[WelperHelper99]

I started to have my serious doubts when he first teased going to swinger Island. He was talking to chat about going to Jamaica and saying that there were several resorts in consideration and one was very sexual. People in the chat instantly were like "hedonism 2? Nick, no!" And he kept trying to insist it was an exhibitionism thing, not a cuck thing like everyone said. Then he was just like "well ill probably go somewhere normal". I thought it was over, I was wrong.

The night shows became too coom filled for me in early to mid 2022, but I held out some hope until the full mask removal that was the jury analysis rant in Jan of 23.

Don't worry man. You weren't the only one. Nick's fall from grace hit like the moon in Majorias mask man. Started slow, hit hard, wrecked the world, the world being our collective psyche.