Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Well shit she paywalled us, what are we supposed to do now? That's primo unfiltered Lily in there, and she's too scared to have it public.

My gut says this is just for the streaming of Digimon without stopping every thirty seconds. Something she really can't be doing on Twitch so says their TOS.

Nothing of value will be lost. She's still around her usual audience, she'll behave. It's not as if she's going to be spouting secrets no one can know. Brody (Lexyr) Eggert is in there, he can't keep a secret. That idiot can't even remember people's genders on a good day.



None of this matters since our girl, ever the one to build her work on a foundation of sand, is taking her points about Digimon and incest from a 4chan thread. Which itself is from a 00's print interview. People and now our girl citing the interview as a smoking gun for the whole show being weird about two siblings, and not just one man's bad joke that may or may not have been translated poorly.

Mamoru Hosoda
Digimon Adventure (TV, episode 21, 1999)
1 episode.

The man did one episode.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

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I would enter and record it, but I'd be swiftly discovered and kicked out.

Just say you're a 14 year old lesbian experiencing strange feelings for her sister and he'll probably make you a mod.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Just say you're a 14 year old lesbian experiencing strange feelings for her sister and he'll probably make you a mod.

She WILL escalate. If she's doing this, she will do worse. And while your fears of having your story twisted because you're older (and I assume a guy as well) are understandable, I get it, I think you're going to be a lot worse off if you don't tell someone.

Quick thread poll. Is she getting worse?

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Either he sent that to himself to jerk off at openly flaunting the sick shit he did to his sister or he really is the world's biggest retard when it comes to falling for bait. Take a pick, Jerry!

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Either he sent that to himself to jerk off at openly flaunting the sick shit he did to his sister or he really is the world's biggest retard when it comes to falling for bait. Take a pick, Jerry!

No no, you don't understand. Lily's tumblr is such a safe space that all of these teenagers should feel comfortable sending her asks about aaaaall their incest and sex problems (please please please please please)

 

[anliteralidiot]

Quick thread poll. Is she getting worse?

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Talking About Avatar While Playing the Korra Game

Short one that can be stored locally. Excuse the lack of chat, I'm not Devil

Spoiler: Local Copy

First hour:

Last half hour:

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

Lily's new thing is working on her Digimon video. She found the incestuous undertones almost instantly

Watched this clip and all I can think is "Some people just shouldn't be allowed to watch anime"
I wish I knew what the qualifier that would allow people to watch anime was, but I assure you whatever it is Lily would be incapable of passing it.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Short one that can be stored locally. Excuse the lack of chat, I'm not Devil

Very nice I shall utilize this for suffering later.

I could forgive every terrible opinion Lily's ever had if she didn't have any about Dark Souls. Her Dark Souls opinions give me migraines.


Okay so 1: "Enemies that can only be beaten by parrying", outside of Sekiro, name one. There aren't any, because parrying is a game mechanic intended for only one playstyle and Dark Souls has several.

Parrying in MGR is terrible, this is correct.

Input lag is bad but most of the time the player can discern when it's a good idea to parry something and when you should dodge. Some enemies are huge and can clearly knock the player across the room, some enemies aren't even holding weapons so why bother, some enemies have clearly defined strengths and weaknesses that make parrying unnecessary. A guy with a knife flails around, block his knife or wait till he's tired. A guy has a shield and a spear, go around back.

And we return to Kingdom Hearts worshipping, the thing she's saying Kingdom hearts did so well, effective and clear blocking, Sekiro did, it even highlighted which attacks shouldn't be blocked. Sekiro took it one step further by allowing the player to learn moves that could counter unblockable attacks. I don't think Sekiro ripped Kingdom Hearts off, I think Sekiro just has straight up better combat than Kingdom Hearts.

And removing Sekiro from the equation, Dark Souls isn't supposed to play like Kingdom Hearts. There isn't (or wasn't) a catch all panic button, you have to think about your actions carefully. (This is before Bloodborne and Elden Ring made rolling the solution to everything)

"The parrying is bad"

Okay we fixed it and made timing and counters the focus

"STOP DICTATING MY PLAY STYLE"

Lily is confusing input lag for slow and deliberate animations. The controls are responsive, the problem is that in real life swinging a sword takes effort and expends energy, and if you do it at the wrong time you leave yourself vulnerable. There is no cancelling, the player is not special for being the player, if the player makes a mistake the player is punished. Being aggressive can pay off if but if you're reckless you will die.

Now I am a souls veteran but I am not a soul apologist. The games have made super retarded decisions that will ruin future installments, and until they have an installment that fails they probably won't change anything.
I am good at Dark Souls but I suck at Devil May Cry. The games for me are unplayable because I didn't grow up with them or have time to master the combat. I am not so insecure that I'm going to accuse the latest DmC titles of being Dark Souls rip offs. It doesn't hurt my feelings that there are games I can't beat or don't understand, it just means they're not for me.

Lily does not think like this. In her mind, the thing she likes is the best because it doesn't actually challenge how she plays or how she thinks, it just makes her feel good. It's why she likes Ray William Johnson, Fanfiction, and Madame Web. She has simple tastes and doesn't know it.

 

[Ben Laden]

Based Sekiro praise. This has nothing to do with Lily, Sekiro is just so fucking cool.

What's more on topic is most games with parrying mechanics make it pretty clear-cut what you can/cannot parry. Enemies will have some tell. Glowing or some other visual indicator that you can't parry or block it, you just need to avoid it. Everything else, however, can be parried, you just need to learn the timing, and when you nail the timing in Sekiro it' so satisfying. I love hearing the clashing steel sound effect as you wear down someone's posture to create an opening. I guess maybe colorblind people might have difficulty with that?

Don't like fighting big mobs in that game, though. That's when parry timing gets fucky and you really only have so many tools that are useful for dealing with multiple foes at once. And I don't mean shit like the Guardian Apes, I mean like all those Interior Ministry fuckers in lategame.

Lily has like reverse-DSP brain. What I mean is--Dark Souls did something to that guy's brain, and any game even remotely challenging is compared to it. Any RPG. Any action game. Dark Souls. This isn't as good as Dark Souls. The combat is worse. The blocking, the camera, etc. It rewired his brain and he cannot help but to compare everything to it because he sees it as like a grand achievement. Phil isn't a bad gamer, he beat Dark Souls! So clearly he's not bad at games, games just suck and are worse than Souls. It's not his fahlt, nahthing he could do.
Lily, meanwhile, uses KH as her frame of reference for every action game. Every action game SHOULD be like KH, and if it isn't it's just not a good game. It's impossible for her to be bad at Souls, so it and every FromSoft game is just poorly designed. It's the only explanation.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Lately Lily has begun writing short vignettes about these two sisters and their gay dads or something. One is mute and her sister is the only one who can communicate with her.
They're pretty benign but it's weird timing.

Iris and Kiera - Sandcastle​

"Iris! Look! I found a shiny one!" Kiera said with glee, holding up a smooth stone to her sister.
Iris looked up from her sandcastle and beamed at Kiera. The stone was a pale purple and had a glossy reflection. It was perfect. She held her hand out for it and Kiera place it in her palm, where she set it along the other stones that ran along the outside of the sand castle.
"It's a big one!" Kiera exclaimed, jumping to her feet and running around it to Iris' side. "The tide might not get the top part!"
Iris silently giggled, scraping one side to even the walls out.
"You're right. The tide doesn't like us. It'll try it's hardest," Kiera sighed. "Just when I thought we'd have a permanent summer home."
Iris rolled her eyes and set the shovel down, stepping back to admire her work. It was certainly her biggest. Maybe not the most impressive, but daylight was starting to wane and she didn't have time to detail it.
Then she looked up at Kiera expectantly.
"I'll go get the camera!" Kiera nodded, rushing around the castle and back to the umbrella where their fathers were laid out on towels. "Dad I need the camera!"
Her father, Nathan, sat up and frowned. "What's the magic word young lady?"
"Iris asked me to get it and she didn't say please!"
Nathan frowned. "Iris didn't ask you for anything. She doesn't talk."
"She talks to me!" Kiera stamped her foot indignantly.
"No she doesn't. You put words in your sister's mouth when you want something."
"I do not!"
"Yes you do," Nathan said.
Behind Kiera, Iris had looked up to see the argument happening between her sister and father and frowned, getting up from the sand and closing in.
"She talks to me! Honest!" Kiera said.
Iris rushed up to Kiera's side and looked at her father, miming a camera motion. Nathan arched a brow at his daughter. "You want the camera?"
Iris nodded.
Nathan glanced between Iris and Kiera before saying "What's the magic word?"
Iris frowned.
"C'mon. If you can say it to Kiera you can say it to me."
Iris tilted her head.
"There she said it!" Kiera beamed.
"She tilted her head."
"That's how she says please!"
Nathan rolled his eyes and reached into his satchel, fishing out the camera. "Fine. Here. Don't wreck the battery."
Iris took the camera and she and Kiera rushed back to get as many pictures of their sandcastle as possible. Nathan only watched with confusion. He could hear Kiera babbling to her sister, with Iris only tilting her head or making faces in response. But from what Kiera was saying it was like an entire conversation was happening with only one participant.
"...I think Dr Klein should hear about this," he murmured.

And the latest one

Iris and Kiera - Stare​

Alicia watched with concern as Iris stared off into space. Not once did she acknowledge anyone or respond to anyone. She just kept staring straight ahead.
For years it was the same with Iris. Unresponsive, uncommunicative, you could have been forgiven for thinking she was dead most of the time. She barely responded or reacted to anyone, and stonewalled anyone who tried to talk to her.
The lone exception being Kiera. Whenever Kiera sat down with them, it was like someone had flipped a switch and Iris was expressive and gestured emphatically.
Alicia got up and moved away from the table, finding Kiera still in line to get lunch. "Kiera, your sister's creepy."
Kiera scoffed. "She's not creepy, she just doesn't like you."
"Why wouldn't she like me?"
"Because you call her creepy every day."
"Because she's always just staring into your soul!"
Kiera rolled her eyes. "You just don't know how to talk to her. She's just fine with me."
"You're the ONLY one she's fine with! Everyone else it's trying to be around a mannequin," Alicia scoffed. "I get not talking but does she have to just sit there unblinking and unresponsive?"
"She can do whatever she likes," Kiera said, paying for her lunch. "If she doesn't want to open up to you, that's her perogative."
"She doesn't open up to anyone, Kiera!" Alicia scoffed. "She can sign, we all know she can, but she just doesn't!"
"Again, she signs with me," Kiera said. "Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not easy to get along with?"
Alicia scowled and then put on a fake smile. "Have you ever considered that maybe your sister is a little-" she mimed a guitar motion with her hands. "Ring-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning."
In one solid motion, Kiera flipped her soda bottle upside down, turned and cracked Alicia across the side of the head. "Bitch," she sneered before taking her lunch and heading to Iris' table.
Iris looked up when Kiera sat down and smiled.
"Hey," Kiera said. "Alicia wasn't giving you any trouble, was she?"
Iris shrugged and wiggled her hand.
"Oh good, just me then," Kiera sighed.
Iris arched her brow.
"Nothing, Alicia's just being a busybody. Saying nasty things about you."
Iris tilted her head.
"Not sure, it could have gone either way," Kiera sighed, turning a weak smile to her. "Don't worry about it, though. Just Alicia being a bitch like she always is."
Iris' brow furrowed. Kiera's eyes widened at that and she placed a finger against Iris' lips.
"Hey! None of that talk! It's not your fault Alicia's being weird," Kiera said.
Iris smiled. Throughout her entire life, she'd been hauled in and out of doctors and counsellors by her fathers, trying to find the root cause of her lack of speech. Everyone from her parents, to her teachers to her peers tried to get her to talk, or sign, or write on a board. Anything other than simply be quiet and be by herself. She didn't understand it. It's not like she was bothering anyone. It had only made her less willing to interact with others.
Kiera was the lone exception. Kiera could always infer what Iris was thinking, never asked her to do anything she wasn't comfortable with, and actively intruded on people trying to force words out of Iris' mouth. Everyone else wanted Iris to make herself easier to understand. Kiera was the only one who tried to understand her as she was.
She reached up and laid her hand on Kiera's shoulder and gave her a big, bright smile.
Kiera smiled back and patted Iris' hand. "Love you too."

I always ask, however will she ruin these? Or will she lose interest as soon as people ask too many questions like her last few writing endeavors.

ETA: A house layout, why?

She did this same thing with Madhouse.

Who is actually curious about this???

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Yeah, she really has a problem with distancing 'this isn't for me' with 'this is badly done'. 'If it does not specifically appeal to me then it is a bad product'. The idea that people have different tastes and enjoy different things and that maybe not everything is for you (and that's okay) is a completely foreign concept.

Not that it's unusual for internet commentators to not know the difference between 'good but not for me' and 'actually quite bad', but the way Lily feigns authority while being so nakedly ignorant really ramps it up.

They're pretty benign but it's weird timing.

Is it, though...?

Nathan frowned. "Iris didn't ask you for anything. She doesn't talk."
"She talks to me!" Kiera stamped her foot indignantly.
"No she doesn't. You put words in your sister's mouth when you want something."

Good ol' classic Show-Don't-Tell from Lily. How old is everybody here, how long have they been dealing with this situation? You'd think Dad would know how to handle this by now but no, we get this very natural exchange.

"I get not talking but does she have to just sit there unblinking and unresponsive?"
[...] "If she doesn't want to open up to you, that's her perogative."

Misspelling of prerogative aside, how old are these kids supposed to be? This isn't the way kids talk.

EDIT: 16 and 15. So still not how teenagers talk, and at stark contrast to that sandcastle story which makes it seem like they're 7 or 8 at the absolute oldest.

And then she smashes the other girl over the head with a soda bottle. No lunchroom aides? Really?

Alicia scowled and then put on a fake smile. "Have you ever considered that maybe your sister is a little-" she mimed a guitar motion with her hands. "Ring-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning."

What the fuck is happening.

iera could always infer what Iris was thinking, never asked her to do anything she wasn't comfortable with, and actively intruded on people trying to force words out of Iris' mouth. Everyone else wanted Iris to make herself easier to understand. Kiera was the only one who tried to understand her as she was.

Oh, lovely, a character who thinks they're entitled to the whole world catering to them, never having to do anything that makes her remotely uncomfortable or meeting anybody halfway, with a sister (who will certainly not turn out to have ~feelings~ for her) that defends her from the outside world and makes sure she never ever never has to change and will physically assault people if they on her behalf. Never seen this dynamic from Lily and pretty much every OC she's ever written before.


EDIT:
Sure is convenient she had all these graphics ready for the definitely real Anons asking about apartment layouts and character sheets.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

How old is everybody here, how long have they been dealing with this situation? You'd think Dad would know how to handle this by now but no, we get this very natural exchange.

Misspelling of prerogative aside, how old are these kids supposed to be? This isn't the way kids talk.

Iris and Keira are 16 and 15 respectively, one of the dads is trans I think.

"Iris, Keira, and Larisa"
They all have gay fantasy names, no one would name their kid this.

It might seem like I'm pulling this from somewhere but she has just suddenly started posting all this out of nowhere.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Broken blood vessels Courtney states were self inflicted by both of them. Why? Because Jerry Sr. was a bad father.
Courtney's side about CPS





She’s in a reflective mood.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Yet another weird sister story
(archive in progress, site has been acting weird lately)

Iris and Kiera - Home​

Iris trudged through the door of her and Kiera's small apartment about ready to pass out. Up since midnight making sure Kiera's wedding went off without a hitch, covertly covering for every single miserable staffer that either came in late or didn't show up. By the end, Iris was ready to collapse.
And that's exactly what she did. She wriggled out of her Maid of Honour gown and collapsed onto the sofa.
Sleep didn't come to her, however. Instead only a palpable dread. Kiera was married now. When she got back from her honeymoon, she and Larisa were going to move in together.
She lifted her head and looked around the living room. The apartment was small and tightly packed, but without Kiera it felt... empty. Dark. She and Kiera had been attached at the hip since Kiera was born. They did almost everything together. When Iris moved out of their parents' place, Kiera went with her.
Now Kiera was gone. Not completely, but farther out of reach than she had ever been before. It was a jarring shift, and Iris wasn't certain she could get used to it. Kiera was the only one who really understood her. Going it alone...
More dread overcame Iris as she sat up and pulled her knees up to her chest. She didn't like how quiet it was.
She knew this day was coming. She had known for a while. She didn't say anything to Kiera about it, however. One fear she always held was being a burden on her sister. That her clinginess was a problem Kiera had to grin and bear. It had certainly been the cause of more therapy appointments and nasty rumors than either of them could shake a stick at. Doctors called her overly attached. Called Kiera an enabler. Tried separating them as a way to get Iris to speak. Even her own fathers gave her the side-eye.
Iris wasn't stupid. She knew what they thought. She wasn't like that, though. She had a best friend, and her best friend was the only one she wanted to allow into her life. But the thought of doing anything that might put pressure on Kiera, especially on her wedding day, was profane to Iris.
She was snapped out of the beginning of a mental spiral by her phone buzzing on the table. She picked it up and looked at the screen.
Video Call from Kiera.
She hit the button and was met with Kiera's sleepy face, snuggled up in a hotel bed.
"Hey!" Kiera said. "Morning! What time is it over there?"
Iris smiled and blinked.
"Oh damn, only three hours? I'm jet-lagged as hell!" Kiera laughed. "Listen, I called because I wanted to talk to you about something."
Iris tilted her head.
"So I was talking to Larisa, and we've decided instead of moving into her studio, she's just gonna come live with us," Kiera said.
Iris' eyes widened and she sat up straight.
"I know, it's just the one. But it's a big bedroom. Three people can fit in there," Kiera laughed. "We'll get like... that double bed with a bunk over it. Or a Cal King. We'll make it work."
Iris tilted her head.
"Well I was talking about it with Lari and... honestly, I don't want to move out," Kiera smiled. "I'd miss you. I'd miss you a lot."
Iris went completely still.
"...Iris?" Kiera said.
Iris' eyes started to sting and well up with tears.
"Iris? C'mon, say something."
Iris sniffled as tears slipped down her cheek. To reassure Kiera she was okay she put on the biggest smile she could muster.
"Oh Iris... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you think I was just leaving," Kiera said.
Iris shook her head.
"You sure?"
Iris nodded emphatically.
"Okay," Kiera said. "No matter what happens, I want you to be a part of my life."
"You talking to Iris?!" came Larisa's voice in the distance.
"Yes, babe! I'm talking to Iris!" Kiera said, looking past the camera.
"You tell her about-"
"I told her about moving in!"
"Ask her if she prefers bunks or a Cal!"
"I already did! She's having a moment!"
"Sap!"
Kiera laughed and turned her attention back to her sister. "So you're good with Larisa moving in?"
Iris nodded emphatically.
"Great! I gotta go, I'll iron out the details later," Kiera said. "Tomorrow we're going to decide on sleeping arrangements. Once we do, can you order new beds and put them together?"
Iris nodded, lifting a hand and making devil horns with her fingers.
"I love you too, Iris," Kiera smiled. "Get some rest, you look exhausted."
Iris arched a brow.
"I'm jet lagged, you bitch!" Kiera laughed. "I'm allowed to be sleeby!"
"Love you Iris!" came Larisa's voice in the distance.
Iris made the horns with her fingers again.
"She said she loves you too!" Kiera called out. "Okay I gotta go! I'll talk to you tomorrow!" She blew Iris a kiss, and then the call cut out.
Iris set her phone down on the coffee table and stared at it. In one short call, all the dread and anxiety had been wiped away. Not only was Kiera not moving out, but she preferred it this way. Iris hadn't been the burden she thought she was being.
It had been easy to think she was after an entire lifetime of snide remarks and doctors' coercive attempts to get words out of her mouth. In a single conversation, that idea of herself had been shattered. Not just by Kiera, but by Larisa as well.
She smiled and stood up. With a renewed sense of peace, a nap sounded really good about now.

This one is about the mute sister being sad that the other sister actually has a life and has formed a relationship with someone else. But oh her sister calls and says actually her and her wife are going to move in with the mute sister! And they all share one bedroom!


Here's how Lily puts it:


Dislikes the wife for "unknown reasons".

I feel like I am a schizophrenic being accosted by an influencing machine. This is bait right??? Why is it that every story she writes feature two sisters around this age having really abnormal feelings for one another? (This is rhetorical we all know why)

 

[teriyakiburns]

This is why I think Jerry here should be in Internet Tough Guys, rather than this furry autism zone. He cannot go a single day without claiming the ability to beat people down at a whim, in the stupidest of circumstances to boot. Remember, he claims he beat up tara in a jail cell while the police looked the other way. He claims to have beaten his "rapist", beaten various stalkers, beaten random kids at school, beaten his older brother, beaten his father in several different ways and at different times, all with the result that "he never laid hands on me again". He constantly threatens more of the same and acts like he's some sort of beatdown king.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

When she got back from her honeymoon, she and Larisa were going to move in together.

Does Lily not realize that this is actually really unusual? Most couples move in with each other after their relationship gets serious enough and that's usually well before they get married. People live with one another ahead of time if they figure they're going to be together to consolidate finances (one rent payment instead of two, to say the least) and to get used to living together and make sure they're compatible. It's a bit of an awful thing if you wait until you're married to realize that your living habits are incompatible.

She had a best friend, and her best friend was the only one she wanted to allow into her life.

I'm guessing Iris is supposed to be non-verbal autistic and I hate how she's being treated. I know autism comes with its social challenges, but I'm also aware that the majority of people with autism are fully capable of interacting with society just fine. Iris doesn't seem like she's supposed to be on an extreme end of the spectrum but obviously she didn't get the guidance or assistance she needed to socialize properly and that seems to be the fault of literally everybody.

It feels like we're supposed to sympathize with this poor girl who just wants to live her life the way she wants to and that Kiera is definitely the only positive influence on her, but Kiera being identified as an 'enabler' is probably closer to the truth. Iris never needed to learn how to deal with people because her sister was always running interference and beating people over the head with soda bottles.

Of course, we're circling the real issue:

"I know, it's just the one. But it's a big bedroom. Three people can fit in there," Kiera laughed. "We'll get like... that double bed with a bunk over it. Or a Cal King. We'll make it work."

I N C E S T

No, Lily. It is not normal for a married couple to share a bedroom, let alone a bed, with one of their sisters, no matter how close they are. A bunk bed over a newlywed couple sounds like a nightmare. A California King?

For those not aware, a California King is a single king bed. It is differentiated from a regular king bed by being slightly longer... and narrower. For some reason the options for handling this situations were 'get a bunk bed so you are literally sleeping on top of us' and 'get a bed that's just slightly narrower than it needs to be and all three of us can sleep on it'.

I would say this was a breakneck pace to go from sandcastles to incest in three posts, but I realized:

Alicia scowled and then put on a fake smile. "Have you ever considered that maybe your sister is a little-" she mimed a guitar motion with her hands. "Ring-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning."

What the fuck is happening.

It occurred to me a few hours later that this is a Deliverance reference, implying that Iris herself is inbred. This is not something a high schooler would leap to (she'd be more likely to say 'we sure your sister isn't just a retard?') unless there were already uncomfortable rumors spreading.

Iris set her phone down on the coffee table and stared at it. In one short call, all the dread and anxiety had been wiped away. Not only was Kiera not moving out, but she preferred it this way. Iris hadn't been the burden she thought she was being.
It had been easy to think she was after an entire lifetime of snide remarks and doctors' coercive attempts to get words out of her mouth. In a single conversation, that idea of herself had been shattered. Not just by Kiera, but by Larisa as well.
She smiled and stood up. With a renewed sense of peace, a nap sounded really good about now.

Thanks for spelling that out multiple times there, Lily. Were I actually a fan of your work I'd probably be too daft to get it.

 

[masterpiece]

For some reason the options for handling this situations were 'get a bunk bed so you are literally sleeping on top of us' and 'get a bed that's just slightly narrower than it needs to be and all three of us can sleep on it'.

these look like nutritional labels lol

the fuck is the upbeat/private apathy/altruism/egoism bullshit? is it some kind of dnd morality bullshit she created for her characters? what the fuck is the point of making a character-centric relationship-exploring story if you're going to sum up your characters in 2 words?

Iris sexuality is listed as unknown? is she really that much of a spineless sack of potatoes that she didnt express desire for anyone? if you make her asexual you can at least show that she is capable of observation, self reflection and asserting her identity, but now she's just the weird mute with a fucked up relation to her sister

also nice job misspelling your character's name in the official character guide

 

[teriyakiburns]

the fuck is the upbeat/private apathy/altruism/egoism bullshit? is it some kind of dnd morality bullshit she created for her characters? what the fuck is the point of making a character-centric relationship-exploring story if you're going to sum up your characters in 2 words?

It's stolen from one of yahtzee's games. Starstruck Vagabond, I think? I'm pretty sure it's part of the character creation screen, or some sort of character information screen within the game.

Jerry cannot stop himself ripping off yahtzee. It's impossible for him.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

This is why I think Jerry here should be in Internet Tough Guys, rather than this furry autism zone. He cannot go a single day without claiming the ability to beat people down at a whim, in the stupidest of circumstances to boot. Remember, he claims he beat up tara in a jail cell while the police looked the other way. He claims to have beaten his "rapist", beaten various stalkers, beaten random kids at school, beaten his older brother, beaten his father in several different ways and at different times, all with the result that "he never laid hands on me again". He constantly threatens more of the same and acts like he's some sort of beatdown king.

The explanation doesn't even make sense.


"I got him in a chokehold and told him to let go of my arm"
How you gonna put a grown man in a chokehold when he's got a vice grip on one of your arms? You need both fucking arms free to do it and you have to be behind the other guy using your weight to restrict his breathing.

It's shit like that's always telling, Lily has no earthly fucking idea how a real fight happens, she thinks everything is like the Star Wars Prequels. We're meant to believe a guy that looks like this

raised on a trailer diet of lintels and pizza bagels somehow has the strength to put a grown man into submission. No. She has grown fat and dumpy and is still holding on to the fantasy of being a twinky renegade. Pathetic.