00:08
P: Hello, this is Patrick.
J: Hey Patrick, this is Josiah. Sorry for the late call. I just wanted to let you know that I spoke to my supervisor. And she says that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. So the article is canceled.
00:26
J: Yeah, he just hung up. FUCK! Alright, whatever. It's gonna get blown anyway, so...
00:37
J: Alright.
[Pat calls Josiah back]
00:45
J: Hey Patrick, I think I lost you there, what's up?
P: Yes. Sorry about that. I was coming in and out of a building with a bunch of steel in it and I think it fucked with my signal. So anyway
01:01
J: Oh, okay, can you hear me now?
P: I can, yes.
01:05
J: Okay, I was just gonna say that I spoke with my supervisor about getting in contact with you. She says that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits, so we're gonna have to cancel the article.
P: Oh. Hmm. Oh. Well the problem with that sweetie is that we already figured that out.
01:24
J: You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?
P: No, we already figured out that you're a complete posing liar and by the way you weren't the only person.
01:36
J: Oh, okay, is that why you did like two hours of interviews with me? You're just that intelligent.
01:45
P: Hmmmm....Yes, child.
J: [laughs] What'd you say?
P: So what did, Yeeess child, so what do you think you're going to do with those two hours of interviews exactly? Go ahead and explain it to me.
01:53
J: I'm gonna post them on YouTube.
P: Good for you child. What do you think that's going to accomplish other than showing you to be the sociopath loser that you are?
02:08
J: Uh, it's also gonna show that you're a gullible liar, and that you're also fat.
P: NO. No, child, it won't, because I didn't lie to you in any of those interviews that's the only problem you guys keep having.
02:22
P: You see, I've never lied to you about anything, that's the problem you keep coming back to. Everything I have ever told you has always been true and accurate.
02:31
J: Oh, so you're paying for this lawsuit out of your own pocket? Yeah, that's totally not a lie.
P: That's...I'm sorry what did you say?
02:40
J: You said you're paying for this lawsuit out of your own pocket. That's obviously a lie. You don't have that kind of money.
P: Okay well the problem with that child is that I didn't say that about [incomprehensible muttering]
02:50
J: Yeah, well you've said it many times to us and in public, so now we know.
P: NOOO child, I haven't.
J: Yes, yes child, you have.
P: No child, I haven't.
J: Yes child, you have.
P: No child, I haven't.
[overlapping 'no childs' and 'yes childs']
P: No child I haven't, you see this is where you keep screwing up. You don't actually listen to what I'm saying,
03:10
J: Okay, I'll make sure to accompany those interviews with screenshots of text messages where you said that you're paying for all of this with your own money. How's that?
P: Mm, didn't a, didn't a, it's an easy- I didn't actually say that little baby girl
03:25
J: Uh, yeah, yeah, actually, you did
P: ANYWAY, no I didn't, ANYWAY I'm going to enjoy what happens to you next
03:30
J: Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy what happens to you next too, faggot. Enjoy bankruptcy.
P: [talking over] because it only. WORDS WORDS [he actually says “words” a bunch that's not me editorializing]
03:39
P: Little baby child it only gets worse for you from here.
J: No, it only gets worse for you.
P: No. You don't know how much worse it gets for you from here.
J: Have fun paying Rahul.
P: But you're going to learn. UM MWUH MWUH! Did you get peanut butter in your mouth little baby child? You're going to learn. [not editorializing, he's making loud dick-sucking noises now for some fucking reason, go listen, it's insane]
03:53
J: Alright, you have like the faggiest comebacks dude. [laughing]
P: BABY CHILD you don't have anything to say to me. You're always wrong and things are only getting worse from here
04:04
J: Yeah, you've been saying that for the past three years, so...
P: No, child, I haven't been saying that for the past three years.
J: Yeah, you have.
P: I've been saying that for about the past year. And I've been right for the past year
04:17
J: No, you've been saying it for the past three years.
P: No, baby child, you keep talking. Your little mouth keeps making sounds that don't make any sense except to you because you're delusional.
04:27
J: Go get fucked in the ass by Nikki, you faggot.
P: Shhhhhh shhhhhh baby child be quiet.
04:36
J: Make me faggot.
P: It gets worse from here. Shhhhhh shhhhh
J: [laughing]
04:47
J: What the fuck is that?
P: WORDS you have words
04:50
J: Yeah, enjoy bankruptcy and enjoy losing the lawsuit and uh... Yeah.
05:03
P: Oh but again baby child. I'm not facing bankruptcy. That isn't on the table.
J: If they try to collect on that loan...
P: That is a delusion SHUT your stupid little fucking mouth child. That is a delusion that you believe because you have to. We're not facing bankruptcy. That isn't a thing.
05:19
J: But you will be when they come to collect that lawsuit money. We know you didn't pay..
P: NO CHILD. NO CHILD.
J: Oh so somebody was just nice enough
P: We aren't bankruptcy[sic] and we will never owe anyone a penny
05:32
J: So somebody was just nice enough to throw down $100,000 in a frivolous lawsuit, you idiot.
P: CHILD. NO CHILD. CHILD. Little infant. Baby child your mouth keeps running but your brain isn't listening to what's being told to you. We will never owe anyone a penny. Quasi has already lost, you didn't pay attention to the hearing. Okay.
05:59
J: The hearings where he said that you have insufficient evidence
P: CHILD NO
J: and he's gonna rule against you unless you provide evidence
P: MWUH MWUH
J: of specific defamation on the behalf
P: SHHHH CHILD
J: of Quasi.
06:16
P: NO SHHH. CHILD. Baby. Infant. Stupid. Child. You didn't listen to the hearing.
J: Yeah, I did.
P: You didn't. No, child, you didn't.
J: Yeah, I did.
P: No, child, you did not. Because if you did, you would have heard the important part towards the end. That the judge told you. But you didn't hear it. Because you're criminally
06:34
J: You have one week to give me evidence or I'm gonna
P: NO CHILD. Shut your mouth
J: approve the quash
P: No child. Your mouth keeps running when it has nothing to say
J: [laughing]
P: Child. Nothing whatsoever to say. Nothing whatsoever to say. If you'd listened instead of trying to live in the delusion that you need to live inside you would have heard what the judge pro tem said
06:59
J: Alright. What did he say that was so on your side, Patrick?
P: But you didn't. Child.
07:06
J: Dude, you're a mentally
P: NOW
J: retarded fat piece
P: NOW
J: of shit faggot.
P: Gets worse for you.
P: Now it gets worse for you.
07:16
J [laughing]: Uh, no it doesn't, dude.
P: Yes child.
07:20
J: So you really think the judge is gonna rule in your favor?
P: Shhhhhh
J: That... you just... you told... you told Josiah...
P: YOU DIDN'T HEAR
J: You just told Josiah that you think you're gonna lose.
P: CHILD. Your mouth it keeps doing this thing where things come out of it that no meaning or importance. You should do something about that. QUIET. [Josiah hasn't spoken in awhile]. Child. You have nothing to say. Never have.
07:42
J: I'm not saying anything.
P: shhhhhh child.
07:48
J: Okay, well you
P: NOW
J: just spent like four hours talking to Josiah
P: SHHHH
J: saying the judge is probably
P: SHHHHH
J: not going to rule in your favour and now you're saying he probably is going
P: No child
J: to rule in your favour.
P: You're missing what the..
08:07
P: You're missing what the judge actually said.
J: Yeah the judge said
P: You missed it. You missed it because you're cripplingly stupid.
J: Okay, enlighten me, Patrick.
08:16
P: SHHHHH. Your mouth keeps doing this thing, it's really weird. You should get it looked at.
08:23
J: I should get my mouth looked at?
P: Yes, you should get your mouth and your brain looked at! Because mentally healthy individuals don't act the way you do.
08:32
J: Okay enlighten me, Patrick.
08:44
P: No no no. You're talking when you should not be. In fact you should never be talking because you never have anything to say. Mentally healthy people don't act out like you do. Mentally health people don't pretend to be
J: Dude mentally healthy people wouldn't react like this to a prank
P: SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING
J: call you fat faggot
P: MOUTH. CHILD.
P: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. Child. Don't speak anymore. You have nothing to say. That's why you always go back to saying the f-word because you have nothing to say
J: Fat?
P: NOTHING TO SAY. SHHHH
09:11
J: That's an accurate description of you, Fat-rick.
P: No, child, it is not. It is a lie.
J: Yeah it is.
P: No it is a delusion you have to believe in order to continue functioning.
09:22
J: Okay.
09:24
P: You have nothing to say. Nothing you believe has ever been true.
09:27
J: So what did Judge Stein say that makes you think that you're gonna win the lawsuit
P: BLAH BLAH BLAH blah blah blah BLAH
J: even though you told Josiah that
P: Blah blah blah
J: he's probably not gonna go in your favor?
P: Blah blah BLAH NO. BLAH. Blah blah blah.
P: MWUH MWUH blah blah. See? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth child.
09:45
J: You drunk fat faggot!
09:53
P: Babbling! Insanity! Delusion. You have nothing to say. And you've never had anything to say. At any point in the last three years. Which is why you obsess over every last detail of my life. Every tweet. Every post. Every picture.
10:07
P: You spend your entire life on me, while I simply live
J: My entire life?
P: Shut your fucking mouth.
P: Because you are simply insane. This is not how sane people act. It just isn't. There's something broken inside of you that needs to be fixed. But since you won't go and find the help that you need to address what is clearly wrong with you we're going to have get that help for you.
J: What's wrong with me? Let me know this
P: No, no, no, no. You keep thinking you have a right to speak. You don't.
10:49
P: You have nothing to say!
J: Dude you are a fucking mentally ill narcissist. You shouldn't be calling people
P: NO CHILD.
J: Mentally ill. This isn't how people react to prank calls.
P: You have nothing to say
J: You fat faggot
P: Nothing to say. You aren't a prank caller!
J: Yeah I am.
P: No child. You are not! You know child, you are not! What you are is a cyber terrorist! No child! And a criminal!
11:13
J: Oh.
P: You are a criminal child.
11:16
J: What crime?
P: And that's what comes next for you.
J: What crime? Is Sacha Baron Cohen going to prison for trying not to be a journalist?
P: Telephone harassment is a felony child
11:27
J: When...
P: What you're doing right now. What you're doing right now is a felony.
11:32
J: Where do you think I got your phone number?
P: A felony
J: You gave it to me.
P: What you're doing right now is a felony.
J: Dude, you gave me your phone number and gave me permission to call you.
P: It does not matter. Child.
J: Yes, it does.
P: No child. It does not because you lied about who you are
J: That doesn't matter.
P: which further Shut your fucking mouth. You lied about who you were so you could further
11:56
P: Further your year long obsessive criminal harassment campaign against me and my family.
J: Okay, that's no different from Sacha Baron Cohen-
P SHUT YOUR FUCKING- SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH. It doesn't have anything to say.
J: Dude, this is no di- this isn't a crime, you idiot.
P: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
J: Okay
12:18
P: What you've done by misrepresenting yourself is continuing a harassment campaign a criminal harassment campaign. What you've done is a felony.
J: No it isn't.
12:30
P: What you're doing right now, shut your fucking mouth. You stupid little piece of shit.
J: Whaa
P: You have nothing to say to me.
J: You're fat.
P: I am speaking to you now.
12:43
J: Fuck yourself.
P: Boy. Good boy. You actually managed to shut your fucking mouth for a couple of seconds.
J: Oh, you didn't hear that?
P: You should work on that.
J: Fuck yourself.
P: You should work on that. You should do that. All the time. Child.
12:58
J: Can you hear me?
P: Because you have nothing to say.
13:03
J: Yo, Pat.
13:08
P: I am ending this phone call. Because you have nothing to say. And now this conversation which I am also recording will be turned over to the police who have already opened an investigation.
J: Good, I'll turn over the emails where you gave me your phone number and gave me permission to contact you.
P: It does not matter.
J: Yes it does.
P: You represent yourself.
J: Yes it does.
P: Don't you understand that part?
J: Yes it does.
P: No of course you don't. No of course you don't because you are criminally stupid.
J: Yes it does, you fat faggot.
P: NO CHILD. Child. It doesn't matter that I gave you my phone number.
13:36
J: Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does.
13:47
P: No it doesn't. I will turn over this conversation where you admit you were misrepresenting yourself the entire time. That makes it a crime.
J: No it doesn't.
P: You stupid
J: Otherwise, Sacha Baron Cohen would be in prison if that was a crime.
P: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
J: yeah yeah yeah
P: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're still doing that thing with your mouth
J: What, telling the truth? Yeah
P: no, no, no, child you have never had a moment of truth in your life no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
14:12
J: Why isn't Sasha Baron Cohen in prison?
P: You're certainly not doing it right now child.
J: Why isn't Sacha Baron Cohen in prison?
P Shut your mouth! No no no shut your mouth. This conversation is over, thank you for admitting
14:18
J: You're a drunk idiot.
P: Shut up. I'm not, I'm still speaking. You don't get to speak
14:25
J: Fuck you.
P: This conversation, thank you for that, that will also go on the record
14:37
P: You misrepuhhh you misrepresented yourself, from the beginning, which is a crime by the way, you then use that to get information that you were not privy to
J: Yep.
P: because you were lying. The entire time. That's also a crime.
14:45
J: No, it isn't
P: NO NO. Shut your fucking mouth
14:51
P: You used that to continue furthering your obsessive criminal race-
J: [snoring]
P: hierarchic reticence [sic] against me and my
J: Mentally retarded fat faggot.
15:01
P: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING. You have never had a single fucking word to say, you sociopath
15:05
J: Dude, you're drunk.
P: Why would you think you get to talk?
J: How much have you had to drink tonight, Patrick?
P: Why would you think you get to talk?
J: How much have you had to drink tonight?
P: WHY. WHY WOULD. Why would think you get to talk I don't think
15:16
J: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
P: ..of any importance or relevance to say. Never have.
15:24
J: Okay, so why isn't Sacha Baron Cohen in prison for doing the same exact thing?
P: No no no no
15:32
P: There's no, there's no point in this conversation, there never never was. You lied. You miwepwua [sic] yourself in the continuance of your criminal activity. You only advanced the criminal case against you.
15:46
J: Okay.
P: Okay? There you go.
J: Um, feel free to show
P: no no no.
J: Show the Milwaukee Police Department
P: Child
J: a prank call. I'll be happy to supplement that sending with an email where you send me your phone number and give me permission to call you an idiot.
P: There is nothing after that, those are the facts of the case.
16:07
J: The facts of the case are you gave me your phone number and said I could call you
P: NO.
J: and I called you.
P: You misrepresented who you are.
J: It doesn't matter.
P: Shut your fucking mouth. Stupid little baby infant.
16:20
J: Is this what you did to your school teachers every time they proved you wrong?
P: SHUT YOUR FUCKING [his voice broke here, he might actually be crying] MOOOOUTH. You misrepresented
16:31
J: FUCK YOU!
P: That is what you did. That is a crime.
J: No it isn't.
P: Yes child it is.
16:36
J: no it isn't what crime would that be?
P: it does not matter
J: It does matter
P: It does not matter
J: it does matter Patrick!
P: Shut your fucking mouth
16:49
J: I will not shut my fucking mouth.
P: Shut your fucking mouth.
16:57
P: Why do you think you have any right to talk to me in the first place?
J: Yo, shut the fuck up, you fat faggot.
P: It's truly bizarre. It's truly bizarre. Whatever mental health issues you have that you think you get to treat complete strangers
17:09
J: What are you drinking tonight?
P: Is something... No, no, no! Be quiet! Be quiet. The fact that you have such severe antisocial problems in your tiny little brain that you think you get to complete strangers you know nothing about this way says a million times more about everything you have all the deficiencies in you as a person than it will ever say about anyone you have ever tried to fuck with. But you fucked with the wrong person. And now you're....
17:47
J: Yeah, I'm really scared, Patrick. You know, three years of telling me that I'm gonna
P: You should be
J: get arrested in a matter of days,
P: Oh baby doll you should be
J: pretty much. That's what you've been saying.
P: You should be
J: You know, actually, about a year ago, I asked you on Reddit...
P: UM ACTUALLY you didn't ask me anything because you don't get to ask me questions
18:09
J: Well I did and you answered and I asked you
P: NO. Nope.
J: um what's your new script gonna be?
P: You don't get to ask me questions little one
J: Well I asked you and you answered.
P: You don't get to ask questions little one, this isn't a conversation.
18:20
J: Well, you don't get to define reality, actually.
P: You. Don't. Get. TO. Ask me. Questions. Little one.
18:27
J: Okay, well when the judge rules against you, you're gonna really understand who's in charge, Patrick.
P: This is not a conversation little one.
18:37
J: Dude, you're drunk as fuck, man. Stop drinking, stop eating so much, you idiot. Go exercise and see your daughter, you fat faggot.
P: Shhhhhh, shhh [he's slurring] shhhh. Child. Your mouth keeps doing that thing
18:50
J: Yeah, I'm giving you good advice. That's probably what your conscience is telling you.
P: You need to get that looked at by a doctor.
J: You need to listen to your conscience, Patrick. Is your conscience telling you to go on Twitter all day?
P: shhhhh baby child
J: Or is it telling you to go have your daughter in your life and get a real job and stop being obsessed with Twitter?
P: Little baby child. Little baby child. My conscience is clear.
19:15
J: Nope. No it isn't, I know that.
P: Oh baby it really is.
19:21
J: I highly doubt that. Really, your conscience tells you to have no contact with your daughter? Why are you getting so uppity about that?
P: Baby child! You doubt everything that's true. You have never believed a single true thing about me, my family
19:34
J: That is a true thing.
P: My family. My friends. My colleagues. You've never believed a single truth.
19:39
J: I've never believed a single truth. That's a true thing that you wrote, Patrick.
P: Every last. SHUT YOUR FUCKING mouth. Don't speak.
19:49
J: Yeah, that's what you tell your conscience, Patrick.
19:54
P: Do not speak. You have never believed a single true thing about me or anyone in any way tangentially associated with me. Everything your defective little group of sociopathic cultists tosses as dogma is false. You can't separate your own delusions from reality anymore.
20:16
J: Dude, you're a fucking child, dude. Stop playing with fucking toys. Lose some weight.
P: You know nothing. No. No.
J: Get a real job. Get back with...
P: Stalker. I simply don't.
J: John and Adrian. Get back in their good graces so you can see your daughter, dude. Quit it with this fucking bullshit.
P: Sweetheart. That's not how any of this works.
J: You're not a victim. Nobody is trying to harass you. If you...
P: It's none of your concern.
20:44
J: If you stopped being a fucking dickhead to everybody, this would- people would stop fucking with you.
P: You harass me every single day
J: No!
P: What you do is a fucking felony.
20:55
J: No it isn't.
P: All of it.
J: No it isn't.
P: All of it is a fucking felony. The fact that you are calling me right now is a felony
21:03
J: No it isn't!
P: The fact that you are recording right now
J: You gave me your phone number, idiot!
P: NO. Shut your fucking MOUTH.
J: Yeah, the judge isn't gonna tell me that when I say that to him.
P: Be quiet. The judge is not involved here, the judge is not here in this conversation. Because it isn't a conversation.
21:21
J: Well guess what, you're not gonna be able to say that to the police when uh...
P: Shut your fucking mouth
J: When the police ask you, did you give this person your phone number? And you say shut your fucking mouth! Guess what, they're not gonna pursue your case.
P: Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth? It's a really easy thing to do you can just stop talking. You can just stop calling me
21:46
J: Yeah, I can.
P: You can just stop
21:49
J: Can you stop twittering?
P: If you get really fucking lucky, maybe you'll get lucky and not be identified and not be arrested
21:59
J: I don't care about being identified.
P: That's the only chance
J:You already identified me on that, um, spreadsheet. Spoiler alert, I don't live in the US.
22:12
P: That's the only chance you have left in this world child
22:16
J: Okay, well anyways, um...
P: Nope, nope, you're still trying to talk and you don't get to. You're still trying to talk and you don't get to
22:23
P: [repeated several times while J is talking] You have nothing. You have nothing.
J: Okay, yeah, cuz you're a narcissist dude. Your mother fucked you up. Your mother told you that you're special. You have authority You're you're an intellectual genius. You're smarter than everybody. You're special And look where you are now, dude. You're a hundred thousand dollars deep in legal fees. You're about to pay quasi $20,000 you're married to a lesbian.
P: I am not married to a lesbian.
22:52
J: You can't see your daughter. You don't have a real job.
P: You really should. You really should.
22:57
J: Wow, I'm really jealous, Patrick. I should really get a life.
P: The trial where the judge told you what's happening child.
23:03
J: Yeah, he told you he's gonna uphold the quash unless you show a specific example.
P: No child. No child. NO child. Quasi has al- Quasi's already out that money, child! The judge already told you that.
23:13
J: No, you're gonna be ordered to pay him.
P: Yes child you really should have listened to the hearing. You should have listened to the hearing. The judge already told you Quasi is not getting his money.
23:23
J: No he didn't.
P: It did not happen.
J: He did not say that.
P: Yes child he did. Yes child he did. Yes child he did.
J: No he didn't. You know we have recordings of that moron.
P: And you didn't hear what the judge.
J: He never said Quasi is out of his money.
P; Yes child he did.
J: No he didn't.
P: You didn't listen to what. Yes child he did.
J: You're gonna have to pay him. Yes.
P: Maybe your ADD or whatever the fuck is wrong with you made it so that you kind of wandered off or weren't paying attention but the fact of the matter at the end of the last hearing the judge already said Quasi is not getting his money. He didn't use those words so maybe it confused you.
23:56
J: Yeah he didn't use those words okay
P: That is what happened. That is what happened.
J: so that goes into your psychotic
P: That is what happened. That is what happened.
J: interpretation in your brain
P: no no no no no you, you have a tiny little brain that has many many things wrong with it which is why you did this in the first place
24:14
J: Dude, you cheated on that half marathon. You sent yourself that
P: YOU ARE DOING THIS THING WHERE YOU USE
J: You emailed yourself from You Will Never Find Me 1488
P: NO NO CHILD. THOSE SOUNDS ARE MEANINGLESS. You have nothing to say. No actual information contained within any of the little squeaks that come out of your pathetic little lips
J: You emailed yourself from You Will Never Find Me 1488
P: Shut the FUCK up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Good boy. Thank you for shutting the fuck up.
24:40
P: Anyway, I'm ending this conversation.
J: Keep ruining your life you stupid idiot
P: It's very clear to me that
J: We're going to keep pointing and laughing at you
P: I am ending the conversation, you keep talking
J: Pointing and laughing at you
P: I cannot conceive of why I can't conceive of why you think talking is in anyway beneficial to you when you have nothing to say
24:59
J: I'm trying to help you, Patrick.
P: I am going to end this conversation and go back in and continue to have fun with all of my friends and my very [?garbled?] wife
25:05
J: Oh, all your friends
P: Then I am going to go home and have a very good evening
25:09
J: and she's gonna fuck you in the ass.
P: Thank you very much, go fuck yourself. No, that's not, I am into things but that's definitely not one of them
25:17
J: Yes it is, you already said it was! She likes-
P: No child
J: you like to get fucked in the ass Patrick, don't lie, you already admitted that.
P: No, no, no, child I didn't say that.
J: Yeah you did.
P: No, child, I didn't say that!
J: Yeah you did.
P: No child that is another one of those things that is a delusion that you hold.
25:31
J: You like to get fucked in the ass.
P: You don't understand how other actual human beings work. You just don't understand things because you are fundamentally broken.
J: You like to get pegged in the ass by your wife
P: You are fundamentally broken.
J: You faggot.
P: As a person and you, and we both know it
25:46
J: You're a gay faggot, dude. You like things in your ass.
P: Yes yeah, no, no, sweetheart mentally healthy people don't act the way you do.
25:57
J: Well, straight people don't like to get fucked in the ass, Patrick.
P: THEY HAVE HOBBIES that don't include being a cyber terrorist against complete strangers. But that's what you do because you mistake cruelty for comedy because something fundamentally broken inside of you
26:13
J: This isn't how mentally stable people respond to prank calls, Patrick.
P: I can't help that for you, there's nothing I can do about that. And if I could I wouldn't because you are a sociopath and I don't want to help you in any way. I want to see you stopped I want to see you put in prison where you
J: exactly because you're a narcissist you you have these incredibly
P: Yes! No no no child, child
J: delusional
P: Child, you keep doing the talking thing when you have nothing to say and it's really tiring, I gotta tell you
26:45
J: Dude, you clearly do not live a good life that anybody envies.
P: No, no, no, no, baby, baby, child, you obviously don't or you wouldn't act this way
26:55
J: Why, doing prank calls?
P: No no no you have nothing, that's why you you're doing this on a saturday
J: Doing a 20 minute prank call
P: That's why you are doing this on a Saturday night because you have no life, you have no one to go to, you have no one who cares about you
27:14
J: Dude, you're fucking deranged.
P: No one wants to be with you. I do, so guess what, we are going to just go ahead and end this talk
27:20
J: And you're gonna get fucked in the ass by your wife
27:26
P: You have never had anything to say. No child.
J: Yeah you were.
P: No child. That's not how people work.
J: You like to get fucked in the ass by your wife.
P: No little baby child.
J: Yeah.
P: No child.
J: Yeah.
P: No.
J: Yeah. Yeah you do. Yeah.
P: Okay, there you go. Don't leave in your delusion because it's all you have left
J: No, that's something you said Patrick.
P: And I am going to take those from you too.
J: You like to get fucked in the ass. You're gonna take what?
P: You fucking abject coward
27:55
J: You're a fucking fat faggot
P: no i'm not
J: yeah you are
28:03
P: That is simply untrue baby doll. It's just not a true statement. It's a delusion you hold. You however, who hides, who never shares his name, never shows his face, never uses his real phone number. Because he's terrified of consequences.
28:15
J: No, it's because I live in another country and I feel like long
P: This is simply a fact of
J: distance phone calls if I gave you my real phone number.
P: Yeah, no, you're mumbling. It's pathetic.
J: I'll give you my real phone number actually. 0995... alright he hung up. Ahem. Damn. That went way longer than I thought. Alright.
