Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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for ever and ever. Amen.
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I wonder if there was a bot that just responded to every fatpost within seconds of him posting it if he'd actually starve to death at the keyboard like those rats in the cocaine experiments where they push a button to get cocaine.
 
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verymuchawful said:
Does he have his own FatGPT automatically putting out these tweets?
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Nigger I am beating the F5 button harder than my meat when thinking of fatrick dressed as a french maid.....its literally every 8 seconds he xeets something new

Oh yeah and uh, the account he is just straight up molesting his keyboard to spam a dozen replies a minute to?
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Is brand new and called "PatHatesNIGGERS". This is how fucking low the bar is if you want to force fatrick to dedicate every waking moment to.....literally do nothing but draw attention to you
 
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Phucket said:
just learned about Rick; what documentary quality insight could he possibly contribute? Everybody tries to cling onto this guy for money and clout; just release the documentary, stupid.
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I don't think its about the insight I think Porsalin is trying to replicate what he did for the Mersh doc where he had the 5 hour "interview" with Jim that was just porsalin educating Jim on the finer details of mersh lore and them having a laugh about it all. Can be found here.

I'd want this happen if we had a pat version of this interview especially now that jimbo is catching up with pat stuff would be entertaining give me something cozy to listen to in the background to pass the time at work. Plus there's not a lot of long form content on pat so the more the merrier.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Is brand new and called "PatHatesNIGGERS". This is how fucking low the bar is if you want to force fatrick to dedicate every waking moment to.....literally do nothing but draw attention to you
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What's really funny/sad is that if you post anything substantial like the lien on his house(with his address censored) the judgement, legal documents etc. he just blocks you, with nary a enjoy prison, he is such a bizarre man.
 
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I think he truly peaked at Josiah 5. The swatting tapes with the faggoty windmill punch and the DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA are funny and all to see how pathetic he is, but the finale of an extensive troll gay op where he threw caution to the wind because he thought an article would be written about him in HuffPo only to have it blow up in his face, forcing him to turn into a sassy black woman and act like he knew all along. It's bliss it's amazing how utterly fucked he was and how unhinged he got.

We will never get something like this ever again because at this point he does not take calls and does not really respond to anyone (intelligently, at least) besides his beard wife and whatever sorry fuck behind the bar is serving him that evening. Utterly buck broken man because he could not let it go.
 
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verymuchawful said:
Does he have his own FatGPT automatically putting out these tweets?
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in my experience, both GPT and Claude can demonstrate convincing if unintentional autism and make natural typos.

however, we already know he is the one responding personally each and every single time. you must always remind yourself that this fat retarded faggot with bitch tits paid thousands to get his twitter unbanned.
 
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Well, this is an instant classic:
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What were Jennifer's grades in math courses again? Let's go to the transcripts.
-Algebra I pt I D
-Algebra I pt II C
-Geometry sem. 1 D
-Geometry sem. 2 F
-Algebra II sem. 1 F
-Algebra II sem. 2 D-
-Algebra II sem. 1 D Repeated
-Problem Solving D+
Not even a 1.2 gpa in mathematics. Not even a 1.0 gpa in math.
73-16=57, not 56. Normally, once could say it's a typo. With Jennifer, one cannot. Stupid is as stupid does.
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If you're not an alcoholic you can afford to make your one drink of the night the expensive stuff. But I wouldn't buy that at a bar because those fuckers will just pour Maker's Mark or something into an expensive label bottle.
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That's an excellent way to lose your liquor license.
 
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John_Smith said:
Well, this is an instant classic:
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What were Jennifer's grades in math courses again? Let's go to the transcripts.
-Algebra I pt I D
-Algebra I pt II C
-Geometry sem. 1 D
-Geometry sem. 2 F
-Algebra II sem. 1 F
-Algebra II sem. 2 D-
-Algebra II sem. 1 D Repeated
-Problem Solving D+
Not even a 1.2 gpa in mathematics. Not even a 1.0 gpa in math.
73-16=57, not 56. Normally, once could say it's a typo. With Jennifer, one cannot. Stupid is as stupid does.

That's an excellent way to lose your liquor license.
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GPA of 1.2.
How did he finish algebra 2 with a D? Was his school extra retard tolerant?
 
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Something Awful said:
It seems Rick has been rather productive lately. He already has another novel in the works, and you better believe it will have some morally repugnant content.

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"A Modest Proposal: Dark Meat Edition. A non-satirical article by famous beloved prolific household name alleged hard SciFi writer Patrick S. Tomlinson, soon on the bottom of a bargain bin near you!"
 
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This had literally nothing to do with him. Why did he even respond? Does he think every Pig image is about him?
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I think he's mad that his wellington is being lambasted as a joke for someone in defense of Palestine and his cooking is top tier child.

He definitely is not good at fine dining or even comfort foods, but he's excellent at charcuterie, he supplies the meat himself!
 
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J: Okay, I was just gonna say that I spoke with my supervisor about getting in contact with you. She says that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits, so we're gonna have to cancel the article.

P: Oh. Hmm. Oh. Well the problem with that sweetie is that we already figured that out.

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J: You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?
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This will never not make me laugh anytime I hear or read it. It’s just such a simple, effective comeback that Pat had no defense against.

Also Pat is gay.
 
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