Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Crocodylus Acutus]

HE IS??

Nick must have sent Sean a picture of him wearing the balldo, causing his hair to turn white out of fear.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

Sharing a shack in Mexico with his best friend Ethan Ralph. Maybe even buying a compound while the Gunt pays a Mexican wage worth of rent. Living his life to the fullest as he never got the chance to in his youth.

 

[Sharpeteer]

that's true and I know of people irl who they had a similar thing with alcohol as nick. They used to be able to drink and control themselves and one day they get to the point where they had to quit. That's pretty wild if it turns out that people shitposting/writing fanfic/being mean to nick on his farms threads caused him to lose his ability to control the drinking. It just seems insane to me we're a forum of, what? 2-3k users? and its only a fraction of that that posts regularly or views this thread. Nick used to be getting MILLIONS of views on his videos you mean to tell me he would have spiraled out like this if there was a similar thread on SomethingAwful or GameFAQs? I genuinely can't understand why once the thread went sour on him he didn't just close the tab and never come back. If he had continued putting out good legal content what's said here would have never affected his bottom line.

He torpedoed his life over what could be dismissed as a couple hundred shitposters.

I disagree with the sentiment that the farms hurt his bottom line. The fact that Nick deliberately tells his viewers that don't like his new direction to fuck off, and his disgruntled former fans start posting here is a product of his actions. With the exception a couple absolute retards in this thread that are like "SoMeOnE cOnTaCt CPS!", we don't do anything but make fun of him amongst ourselves.

He continues to hurt his bottom line almost every single time he says or does anything.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I disagree with the sentiment that the farms hurt his bottom line.

oh that was what I meant, regardless of whatever the farms/this thread says or shitposts about it should have had NO EFFECT on racket's bottom line if he had just kept on putting on a good legal show because ultimately its a fraction of the site which is a literally nothingburger compared to the influence and success rackets had at his peak.

So as such there should have been no reason for his complete spiral just because his thread went sour other than rackets being a retard alkie that did it all to himself.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He torpedoed his life over what could be dismissed as a couple hundred shitposters.

That would not be the first time. Ragepig burned bridges for far less then that

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

Either being forced into rehab by his wife or with even worsening health and streams quality wise resembling #Killstream. He's a lawtuber that doesn't cover any court content and is, himself, involved in a lawsuit right now...making HIM the content. Just like Ralph made his show about himself and started losing viewers then, same is going to happen to Nicky unless his health or marriage fails first

 

[Sharpeteer]

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

He's going to look even more like Michelle Troconis' defense attorney (see Sean's streams on her trial):

Aside from that, I don't buy into the theory that he's going to literally die, but I do think him passing out on stream is a very likely possibility. Or he gets so drunk he forgets to end the stream, and does something horrifyingly embarrassing that he'd never want us to see.

 

[1 other person]

You two not realize I listed a lot more than material wealth as reasons for why they’re probably okay and not worth pitying, right?

I think there’s a lot of projecting going on towards these kids in this thread when in reality we know very little about them

I'll give you that I didn't properly characterize your post and I should be more careful. However, my point remains, because your post still speaks for itself as you said some retarded stuff. I've got nothing better to do so I'll elaborate like a fag.

Spoiler: Your own words

Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.
They live in a massive house, have a nanny to assist them with their day, they’re involved in a ton of extra curricular activities, allegedly have a $3,000 snack budget, are home schooled as part of a community commune so they avoid all the drama and horrors that is public school, likely have any toy or gadget they could want, they take regular vacations, they get regular visits from their grandparents, and both of their parents are home all day every day and they can see them should they wish.

We don’t know anything about their personalities aside from the youngest daughter having regular nightmares, but I would imagine those kids are probably really close to each other as well, and they likely pick up for any slack that their parents or the nanny have.

We have no reason to assume they’re being abused, and frankly, they’re kept far too occupied for them to be neglected. Sure, their father is a degenerate alcoholic and their mother is a druggie who stays in bed all day, but as someone who’s father was also a degenerate alcoholic and who’s mother was also a druggie who stayed in bed all day, I can honestly tell you that their situation would have seemed like a fairy tale compared to my brothers and I hating each other and fighting over who got to eat the slightly more palatable banquet tv dinner that night, knowing that said Tv dinner was literally the only meal we got during the day.

The kids are educated, wealthy, and taken care of. They’re being set up to where they could live as perfectly normal people even if both parents were killed in a car crash randomly.

They aren’t Xander or Rozi Ralph, and they aren’t Daddyo5 or 8 Passenger’s kids. And to be honest, I don’t think there’s much value in bringing up the kids outside of things like Nick streaming from their bedroom

I think a lot of you misunderstood what I wa saying.
I was not saying their life is great and without issue. What I was saying is, everyone has problems in their childhood, and they have every opportunity provided to them and siblings to rely on when their parents can’t be around.
They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway. It’s not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents.

I’m sure they’ve got issues to some degree, but they’re nowhere near a position where “I feel sorry for them” makes sense. I chalk it up to all the people assuming Kayla is innocent or deserves pity. Nick isn’t abusing them, he’s abusing himself and ignoring them

You two do realize that I listed a lot more than material wealth as reasons for why they’re probably okay and not worth pitying, right?

I think there’s a lot of projecting going on towards these kids in this thread when in reality we know very little about them

Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.

Let's keep "nobody should feel sorry for the kids" in mind as it's the crux of my disagreement. If you hadn't have said this, I probably wouldn't have wasted my time on it.

both of their parents are home all day every day and they can see them should they wish.

They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway. It’s not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents.

I don't care to know what you mean exactly, because "it's not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents" is such a self-own. This is indeed something to feel sorry for that I even feel sorry for you for thinking this way.

I’m sure they’ve got issues to some degree, but they’re nowhere near a position where “I feel sorry for them” makes sense. I chalk it up to all the people assuming Kayla is innocent or deserves pity.

You're retarded to accuse me of not hating that disgusting two-faced whore, but I'll go ahead and psychoanalyze you in return. The real reason why it's you who's misunderstanding me:

Sure, their father is a degenerate alcoholic and their mother is a druggie who stays in bed all day, but as someone who’s father was also a degenerate alcoholic and who’s mother was also a druggie who stayed in bed all day, I can honestly tell you

"I grew up poor in a way and I turned out ok," is how I read you. It may be true, I've no reason to doubt you, because one can certainly overcome the odds of bad parenting with good siblings or any other virtue. But it's far from ideal, it's a handicap. It's likely to lead to some deficiency in character because anybody anywhere primarily learns about love and obligation through their parents, and you don't like being implicated. My father had a trashy upbringing too and he related to me that he learned to love through his in-laws, who treated him like their own child while his own blood never did any such thing. That's something to feel sorry for, sorry.

 

[Humble Architect]

He's going to look even more like Michelle Troconis' defense attorney (see Sean's streams on her trial):

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Aside from that, I don't buy into the theory that he's going to literally die, but I do think him passing out on stream is a very likely possibility. Or he gets so drunk he forgets to end the stream, and does something horrifyingly embarrassing that he'd never want us to see.

A Tricky Nicky Pillstream would be a godsend, the cat “John” shit was kino but a proper second coming would usher in a bountiful harvest.

 

[elb]

Did anyone get a recording of the hearing? Mine didn’t catch the audio for some reason. Sad day

Update- I was able to get the audio from the court website already and overlay it on my recording. Enjoy! (Thank you @AnOminous)

 

[30+GameOvers]

Or he gets so drunk he forgets to end the stream, and does something horrifyingly embarrassing that he'd never want us to see.

At this point I think his wetbrain will find nothing wrong with eventually just doing something overtly sexual and deviant on stream. I'm not talking about licking bottles, I mean something that will get him banned, something akin to showing his starfish, how he REALLY uses his balldo or something similar. Pulling a DSP/Ralph and masturbating on-stream is also a possibility, less so because he didn't notice the camera was on and more because in his drunken state he finds nothing wrong with broadcasting him doing it. That possibility is thankfully less likely due to living with 5 kids...hopefully

 

[SpergioLeonne]

"I grew up poor in a way and I turned out ok," is how I read you. It may be true, I've no reason to doubt you, because one can certainly overcome the odds of bad parenting with good siblings or any other virtue.

Wait, if your parents aren’t rich, they’re bad parents?

But it's far from ideal, it's a handicap. It's likely to lead to some deficiency in character

Right, all poor people are a result of deficient character. Forget the evaporation of the middle class.

because anybody anywhere primarily learns about love and obligation through their parents, and you don't like being implicated. My father had a trashy upbringing too and he related to me that he learned to love through his in-laws, who treated him like their own child while his own blood never did any such thing. That's something to feel sorry for, sorry

My dad had a working class upbringing. I had a working class upbringing.

I could be missing something, but this makes you look like an entitled cunt

Excuse me, I meant “elitist” cunt

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Yea as Nick has mentioned a lot on his show. Taking temperature orally doesn't cut it. To get an accurate temperature you really need a rectal thermomotor and have to get deep in there and fish around a bit, at least 12 inches. You can't just leave it stationary. You have to really work it around up there to get a good temperature. Work it like you are snaking a toilet. Hard and fast. This is the type of rectal thermomotor they use in the Rackets household. It even has a special scoop on the front to gouge out some tissue with every use so you can check for cancer. A very good design. It's made by a German company. You can find it on ebay.
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Ah yes, after he uses this tool to "check" his ""temperature"" he can use it to check his loose assholes breakaway torque. Truly a brilliantly designed multipurpose tool for the consumate connoisseur.

 

[Burd Turglar]

He's going to look even more like Michelle Troconis' defense attorney (see Sean's streams on her trial):

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Aside from that, I don't buy into the theory that he's going to literally die, but I do think him passing out on stream is a very likely possibility. Or he gets so drunk he forgets to end the stream, and does something horrifyingly embarrassing that he'd never want us to see.

JFC that's a dead ringer for Nick except that that guy actually practices law and has a better hairline.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph has moved on to trying to cover for Nick and is getting absolutely felted by Sean.

Ralph is putting in some real "with friends like these who needs enemies" work.

Ralph is probably gonna follow through by accusing Sean of being a "snake" and all sorts of nasty things and terms. Including a few of the usual hearty "You'd be nothing without him"s. Just like Rekieta's Locals is trying to depict Sean as a "snake" too. Just like Ralph did earlier in the month with Legal Mindset. Not to mention countless people who have been in Ralph's orbit over the years.

In the end, that's just classic Ralph. Water off a duck's back. Nobody should take it seriously. He expects an unreasonable amount of "loyalty" out of people (namely, the infinite and unquestioning kind). Rekieta is little different at this point.

Having Ralph as a friend is like playing Russian roulette with a bolt gun (cow slaughter tool you fucking nerds).

Aye. I've seen No Country for Old Men.

 

[AnOminous]

Well he's always been a drinker, but it worsened severely when his thread switched from constant adoration, to harsh criticism of his debauchery. A little of both I would say.

He only started getting criticized when his show turned entirely into coom/booze/degeneracy.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Copesplaining the LOCALS:

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I like how Buzzion just reminds them "seans a lawyer, of course he's a scumbag."

Is this an example of that parasocial relationship I've been hearing about? Attacking seans credibility because he would dare not bend a knee to nick. Thinking we're gonna go after him and elissa because we turned on nick?

I honestly think they should all read the OP to see the problem is. It's laid out plain and simple. We don't hate rekieta, but hate what hes become.

 

[AnOminous]

oh that was what I meant, regardless of whatever the farms/this thread says or shitposts about it should have had NO EFFECT on racket's bottom line if he had just kept on putting on a good legal show because ultimately its a fraction of the site which is a literally nothingburger compared to the influence and success rackets had at his peak.

If he weren't constantly doing fuckass retarded shit, there would have been nothing to shitpost about.

 

[1 other person]

Wait, if your parents aren’t rich, they’re bad parents?

Right, all poor people are a result of deficient character. Forget the evaporation of the middle class.

My dad had a working class upbringing. I had a working class upbringing.

I could be missing something, but this makes you look like an entitled cunt

Excuse me, I meant “elitist” cunt

Don't be gay. This is so far off the mark from anything I've said or believe it's clearly beyond your comprehension.

 

[Sharpeteer]

JFC that's a dead ringer for Nick except that that guy actually practices law and has a better hairline.

I've been watching this trial via Sean's streams from the beginning, and I'm really invested in it for some reason. I think he's a very good defense attorney, just has really shitty facts to work with in Michelle's case.

But you're right - actual practicing lawyer, looks that way most likely just because he's an old man, and probably wouldn't get himself into a lawsuit by carelessly calling someone a pedophile.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If he weren't constantly doing fuckass retarded shit, there would have been nothing to shitpost about.

It’s been raining Fani Willis for weeks.

Don't be gay. This is so far off the mark from anything I've said or believe it's clearly beyond your comprehension.

That’s what you wrote. Idgaf if you want to slap fight with that other guy, but as a tip, it works better if you don’t make yourself sound like that big of an asshole. You should be able to figure out how to insult him without including the majority of the population