Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack, it’s Monday. Where are your numbers bud?

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I guess Tammy went to the office early today again to get away from Jack catch up on outstanding projects.

I guess he has to have Tammy help him lift his gunt up on a towel bar or the bathroom sink so he can get the “true” reading.
Monday came and went. Tuesday came and went. It's Wednesday... any update??
 

New live addresses the doxing accusations. Chat has currently gaslit him to muting his mic, he's been talking into it for the past 5 minutes and doesn't realize. I'm laughing my fucking ass off.
This is hilarious. Jack just moved his mic and has been babbling muted for a while now. No wonder he's had so many strokes with chatters like these
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The Georgia O'Keefe wing...
Is this where Janette lives?

Edit: missed @Kosher Salt’s question.
Monday came and went. Tuesday came and went. It's Wednesday... any update??

Weekly update:
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I haven’t updated my spreadsheet yet, hopefully will get to do that tomorrow.
 
I love how he did one of his very rare cuts, to cut out the part where he gorged himself on non carnivoar shit.

I guess he's embarrassed by people mocking him for his fake carnivoar diet.
Well that sucks to hear, I was hoping he'd follow through on it.
 
God, whats wrong with those eggs? Looks like he cooked them low and slow for way too long. Maybe its just the weird lighting, but they're kind of fucked. Might as well just scramble them at that point, if your not trying to keep any liquid yolks.
There's no way he even cracked those himself. Hammy did.
Well that sucks to hear, I was hoping he'd follow through on it.
He hasn't since day one. He's been constantly eating totally non-carnivoar stuff and people have been making fun of him. Then we have this video where they are in the restaurant, he has whoever and Hammy eat food for the review. Then suddenly they're outside. Supposedly Jack ate nothing at all but a couple chicken wings.

Yeah right.
 
Is this where Janette lives?

Edit: missed @Kosher Salt’s question.


Weekly update:
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I haven’t updated my spreadsheet yet, hopefully will get to do that tomorrow.

LOL 157/67. Why the fuck does this guy even go to the doctors office? He definitely goes because he loves to post shitty boomer bitmojis whenever Hammy has to drive him to an appointment. He clearly has not learned , for example, that if you have had a history of strokes you should try to keep the BP less than 120/80. Sometimes in elderly people and corpulent fucks like Jack this can take 2-3 medications to achieve. Jack brags about how he is planning to come off all medication soon on every stream he does. Last week he said he stopped taking his diabetes medication...

I have a theory that when Jack goes to the doctor he tells Tammy to stay outside because he is a "big boy" and overestimates his ability to take in the information. Despite the jokes we make about Tammy wishing him dead, she does seem like a supportive wife that a person like Jack doesn't deserve. Jack keeps piling up disabilities and Tammy keeps adjusting to help him. Therefore, I feel like Jack keeps Tammy out of the loop on the medical advice he gets from the doctor and Tammy doesn't get on him about taking meds or know what would be ideal vitals for fatass.

Orrrrr I'm just ignoring occam's razor and Tammy has backed off and is truly waiting for nature to take its course.
 
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Jack is at his mushbrain best this morning :story:

Theodico was responding to a picture of Jack’s dinner which was 4 eggs , a bunch of meat cubes and some plastic looking cheese.
"Poison sprayed veggies"

"You don't need veggies"

Jack really sounds like a bratty child here, but this is why Jack is the funniest lolcow to me. He is such a bratty dumb fucking idiot who really is a walking fat American stereotype. Some of the shit Jack spews out makes him sound like the fattest motherfucker that he makes so many Deathfats look anorexic by comparison through his behavior.
 
Therefore, I feel like Jack keeps Tammy out of the loop on the medical advice he gets from the doctor and Tammy doesn't get on him about taking meds or know what would be ideal vitals for fatass.
Maybe Jack isn't at the age where that happens (despite his obvious brain damage) or has just refused that advice, but often doctors will ask that someone, especially someone old, bring along a relative or someone for medical diagnostic procedures not just so they make it home, but if the patient can't understand it or whatever, they have someone who can explain it later. This isn't just for mental cases, but because some of those involve shit like Dilaudid or other anesthesia where you literally can't remember what happened afterwards.

If you've ever done this, they'll bring you both into a room and explain the situation.

Jack would be angy if Hammy got to hear how fucked up he actually is, even though she probably knows.
"Poison sprayed veggies"

"You don't need veggies"
I just wonder what this fat stroked-out retard thinks they feed those fucking meat animals. Does he think they feed them veggies that are less toxic than the ones they sell to humans directly? Does he think those pesticides just go away when Bessie the Cow eats them?
 
There a reason this guy is not using parchment paper? Not overly expensive, it's literally just treated paper that can be burned or thrown in the green bin and no stick.

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"WUDDISDIH???...DESE GOTTA BE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN...HERE WE GO...IS BRETTY GUD"
OMG you mean sometimes you get small wings?

How can Hammy live without smothering him in his sleep?

That is fucking nasty looking. The only color that's not beige or brown is the cheese.

Is this where Janette lives?

Edit: missed @Kosher Salt’s question.


Weekly update:
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I haven’t updated my spreadsheet yet, hopefully will get to do that tomorrow.
So weight has barely changed. BP is still sky high. and his sugar is way too high for somebody supposedly not eating any carbs.
 
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