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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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When sassy woobie (black woman btw) told him he lost, he literally pulled the meme "you should see the other guy"
Did you rip his heart out and eat it too, tubby?
This fatso's delusions never fail to make me laugh, probably if he throws a punch his fingers are gonna break for consuming too much Mountain Dew. But remember, don't make him mad or Shane SMAAAASH!
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Didn't this guy lose like eight straight fights to a bed?
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Lol yeah he tried conning a bunch of companies out of his purchase price to assemble the bed frame because he was too disabled to do it. He left shit reviews, tweeted whatever ChinaCo firm that made it. Then said it was all scratched up or something and they needed to pay.
Bro it's a bedframe, it's not hard to assemble.
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I think I missed these receipts. Giving a negative Yelp review to the FREE dental service (for homeless people) that tried to help you fix your crime scene of a mouth is pretty hard to top as entitlement and ingratitude go.
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He also supposedly retired a decade ago. If that's the case where's his money? To retire at such a young age he should have a few million saved up since he'll never have kids.
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Shanes dad owns a 3 generation family-run business and millions worth of timber on 100s of acres but Shane needs to steal resources away from the homeless to fix his rotten teeth
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He fell down running away from someone with a butter knife and spilled his Mountain Dew
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He's most upset about this part.
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Shane is the embodiment of a man-child. Why? Well in Shane's mind everything is an epic battle. There is a winner and loser. Nothing else can exists. Set yourself in his perspective for a moment - I know I know, let me paint the picture for you.
You have spent the last 20 years of your life on the internet. Social relationships are beneath you, nobody really understand what you've read online, learned, how you have honed your skills. They are all so ignorant. These people don't even know what doxxing is, they barely understand how to use a web browser. You feel it, that built up fury from all the times people have incorrectly labeled you as retarded, fat, stupid NO! You've spent years correcting these lies. Reaching for your ph-, hold on gotta lift the gunt just a moment... there we go, -one and pull up the photo gallery. There it is. PROOF that you are a security expert, genius game developer. "These people haven't seen this, my credentials, that is why they disagree with me! Not because I am wrong, no. They just don't understand yet how important I am!"
You have spent the last 20 years of your life on the internet. Social relationships are beneath you, nobody really understand what you've read online, learned, how you have honed your skills. They are all so ignorant. These people don't even know what doxxing is, they barely understand how to use a web browser. You feel it, that built up fury from all the times people have incorrectly labeled you as retarded, fat, stupid NO! You've spent years correcting these lies. Reaching for your ph-, hold on gotta lift the gunt just a moment... there we go, -one and pull up the photo gallery. There it is. PROOF that you are a security expert, genius game developer. "These people haven't seen this, my credentials, that is why they disagree with me! Not because I am wrong, no. They just don't understand yet how important I am!"
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You know if someone appears and their opening line, without prompting, is "I'm not a paedophile, it's all a misunderstanding, also lies by my many enemies", my instinctive response is NOT to think "Oh, glad that's cleared up then, welcome, non-paedophile friend." It's in fact the very opposite of that.
But in order to understand that people will respond that way requires a theory of mind, which is something Shane really struggles with. It's why he's not only such a bad and obvious liar, but why he's also convinced that people actually believe his "my uncle works at Nintendo" act.
Also lol that someone called him on his tough guy bullshit and kicked his ass.
But in order to understand that people will respond that way requires a theory of mind, which is something Shane really struggles with. It's why he's not only such a bad and obvious liar, but why he's also convinced that people actually believe his "my uncle works at Nintendo" act.
Also lol that someone called him on his tough guy bullshit and kicked his ass.
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When he posted this story on his old account he basically admitted to getting his ass beat “but at least he stood up up for m’lady” I’ll have to look around for it. I think he mentioned it on his banned Reddit account too.
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So important that his own sister wont spend time with him and would rather ask others to help him out than to do so herself.
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Shane - this is what happens when you try and suck the dicks of random guys. One of them is bound to beat you with it.
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He probably got that when the bed collapsed from the weight of him and his escort gf.
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Let's play a game! Please match the sentence to the person you think it describes:
a) "This FAT moron won't quit"
b) "This fat MORON won't quit"
c) "This fat moron WON'T QUIT"
( ) Pat
( ) Snack
( ) Shane
Obviously the correct answer would be "I want to put all 3 letters as every answer". But though I began writing this as a joke, let's try to do it the hard way and just do it for real instead of memeing!
I'm curious how other people would answer it, 'Cause I'm finding kinda hard to choose!
(c) Pat
(b) Snack
(a) Shane
(b) Snack
(a) Shane
Could there emerge a consensus amongst Shane/Jenny/Snackie posters I wonder? I feel like this could be a poll here
I just realized: Josh from RLM looks almost identical to Daddy Cum Cannon, yuck! And is about as arrogant.
I can't believe Rich Evans (peace be upon Him) is the fittest man - physically and mentally - in that entire city.
What the hell is wrong with Milwaukee? Is it the air? The beer? The cheese?
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Shane has been going all morning.
He's pulled his "credentials" 3 times already.
Shane needs a sassy comeback like Fat's "Child".
He's pulled his "credentials" 3 times already.
Shane needs a sassy comeback like Fat's "Child".
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Maybe claiming SSDI is the real 140 iq move and having a job is for chumps. Shane saw an out for going out on top and he took it. Let's be real, wagies just seething that shane makes poverty wages for telling everyone how important he used to be on twitter.
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Shane is by far one of the most pathetic creatures I’ve ever seen on the internet. And that’s saying something.
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That's interesting, he's changed his "credentials" copypasta. What he used to post:
What he posts now:
He swapped a pic of his 'Alumni Network Membership':
For this:
Hey @KF Cruiser, why the change? Was all the ballbusting about the Microsoft Alumni too much to take?