Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

Oh, Anthony. Every time you make a concession to some rando who thinks they know what the fuck they're talking about, a little more of your life force gets sapped away, leaving you as an empty, emotionless and unfunny husk of a man.

Anthony is a sadcow for me, honestly.

The dude is a lifeless cuck. He's just a horrible person, too. And a creeper.
 
The dude is a lifeless cuck. He's just a horrible person, too. And a creeper.

He's sad for me because at one point, he seemed like a decent enough guy with a pretty good sense of humor.

And then he just morphed into this slimy, spineless jelly of a man and it's depressing and more than a bit horrifying.

Yes. Davis made fun of him for being salty that Borderlands 2 wasn't nominated for a BAFTA game award.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK.
 
I just know this'll lead to something wonderful:

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Now, a very Chipmanesque post from Arizona's topkek:

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We need a new word for this political movement. I nominate "cucko-fascist."

When Burch openly opines about criminalizing hurtful thoughts, he's doing a great sales pitch for AR-15s. He is, quite literally, triggering people.
 
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And today in "Anthony Burch Begs like a Creep for Sex,"

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I wonder which man at GaymerX he'll accuse of being a problematic promoter of rape culture.
 
I'll be easy to locate Burch at GaymerX. Just yell out some memes about how bisexual you are, and cuckmaster Tony will come-a-runnin'.
 
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I'll give Burch credit for once: this is a legitimately terrible injustice. Keith Cooper, the man in the story he linked*, was royally fucked by court hacks who fingerd him for attempted murder when the hat from the crime scene had both DNA and the Christian initial of the actual perp. Mike Pence's refusal to pardon Keith Cooper is the kind of shit you'd expect from @Internet War Criminal, and Pence totally deserves to be called out for it.

Burch can still go fuck himself. The bitch he's supporting was consigliere to a governor who executed a lobotomé whose brain was so far out in space at the time of his execution he left his last meal's dessert for later. Not that any of this makes a difference to Burch when matters of social justice are concern'd.

*Via Reddit post rather than the actual story, but it is the site which actually did BL2's writing for him, so it's still progress by Burch's low standards.
 
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