Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

MiloWuCollusion said:
It must be so mood killer to be in a party with Anthony Burch.
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"Hey guys! Whatcha talkin' about? Oh, that TV show? I don't watch anything that doesn't have a cast that is at least 50% bisexual!"

"So, any of you guys play any great games lately? No, I never heard of that one....or that one...or that. If it doesn't have my sister in it, I don't play it. If it's on the WiiU, then I'm definitely not playing it since my wife...left me...*sobbing*...and took my WiiU! Come back Ashley! I'M SO LONELY!"
 
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Nü-Males and Islamic Terrorists are my favorite duo-act in all modern comedy.

I almost didn't notice, but he isn't even retweeting a credible number of Iraqi wardead. It's just these mathematical talents that allow the maxim "1 in 5 women in college are victims of rape" to not immediately sett off the black abcess in Burch's cerebrum which in healthy minds activates the bullshit detector.
 
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"Instead of going on any missions (because they might get killed, and we can't have POCLGBTNSACIAFBINAMBLA hurt or killed!), they just talk about their sexuality via 21st century memes!"

Headline on EW.com about Star Trek Discovery: "The first TV show to be cancelled in the middle of the opening credits"
 
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*Asterisk* said:
[GALLERY=media, 2066]Askthecuxter-nofap2 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 18, 2016 at 4:46 PM[/GALLERY]

Keepinn mind, we're talking about a man who believes spooning your lover without verbal approval is rape:

[GALLERY=media, 1955]The Cuxter, Relationship Counselor 3 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM[/GALLERY]

Good going on treating women like human beings, yo! Who cares about all those toxic shit-lordettes who wanna lovers who don't live in fear of accidentally committing a crime every time a physically intimate action is carried out anyway?
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I call bullshit; who's spooning with this guy? He was beyond lucky to find one woman willing to sleep with him, I doubt it's happening again.
 
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Beef Thunderpants said:
I call bullshit; who's spooning with this guy? He was beyond lucky to find one woman willing to sleep with him, I doubt it's happening again.
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He wasn't even man enough to blow another dude when his cuckery ensured he'd never close the deal het'ro-wise again.

Anthony Burch said:
Personally, I always ask. There are some girls who hate it, but whatever, fuck them. There are some girls who find it cute, and you ckan quickly and easily establish consent that way.
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Good going, feminist. Women and what they actually want: fuck dem hoes when they don't want a beta-bitch. Amirite, nigga?
 
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Anthony's wedding video made me question whether or not he's able to feel human emotions. I've been to funerals that were more uplifting and life-affirming than that jaded misery. There are times in the life of every homo sapiens that he or she needs to ditch irony in favor of the vulnerability of actually feeling something.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
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Nü-Males and Islamic Terrorists are my favorite duo-act in all modern comedy.

I almost didn't notice, but he isn't even retweeting a credible number of Iraqi wardead. It's just these mathematical talents that allow the maxim "1 in 5 women in college are victims of rape" to not immediately sett off the black abcess in Burch's cerebrum which in healthy minds activates the bullshit detector.
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Thank god he finally changed his twitter picture to something other than that obnoxious ugly ass pencil drawing he had for the longest time.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
I just know this'll lead to something wonderful:

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Now, a very Chipmanesque post from Arizona's topkek:

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We need a new word for this political movement. I nominate "cucko-fascist."
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Oh, Anthony. Every time you make a concession to some rando who thinks they know what the fuck they're talking about, a little more of your life force gets sapped away, leaving you as an empty, emotionless and unfunny husk of a man.

Anthony is a sadcow for me, honestly.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
I just know this'll lead to something wonderful:

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Now, a very Chipmanesque post from Arizona's topkek:

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We need a new word for this political movement. I nominate "cucko-fascist."
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Shaming people is truly doing wonders in changing them and improving the reputation of your political ideology. Treating all Trump supporters as two dimensional rednecks has done so good for your candidate that she didn't need to "apologize" for parroting it... Wait.
 
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