Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

This is the kind of smug shit that makes me completely okay with the fact that I might vote for a third party candidate again, like I did in 2000. NO FUCKS GIVEN.
Wait till you see him double down:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/cuxter-clinton-shilling-2.2289/full?d=1469710072

If only there was a meaningless alternate dimension we could deport the nation's cucks to and make Donald Trump their Dear Leader.
 
Wait till you see him double down:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/cuxter-clinton-shilling-2.2289/full?d=1469710072

If only there was a meaningless alternate dimension we could deport the nation's cucks to and make Donald Trump their Dear Leader.

I hate both Hillary and Trump, and I wasn't planning on voting for either, but i'm mulling over voting for Trump just to see the epic meltdown these smegma-lickers are going to have when Trump wins.

"OMG, I'm not white skinned and I'm (maybe, kinda, sorta?) bi! Trump is sending a SWAT team to my house RIGHT NOW to send me to a concentration camp! Tell my WiiU and my framed Tweet from Anita that I love them and will miss them very much!"
 
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I hate both Hillary and Trump, and I wasn't planning on voting for either, but i'm mulling over voting for Trump just to see the epic meltdown these smegma-lickers are going to have when Trump wins.

"OMG, I'm not white skinned and I'm (maybe, kinda, sorta?) bi! Trump is sending a SWAT team to my house RIGHT NOW to send me to a concentration camp! Tell my WiiU and my framed Tweet from Anita that I love them and will miss them very much!"

Trump isn't white-skinned either. He is an Orange-American. :trump:
 
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I just discovered this fucking thread. What is the story behind this pic?

I liked HAWP but wow, this dude is all kinds of fucked up.

Did he assist in writing Aliens: Colonial Marines? If so, that'll give me an extra reason to not care for this dude.
 
I just discovered this fucking thread. What is the story behind this pic?

I liked HAWP but wow, this dude is all kinds of fucked up.

Did he assist in writing Aliens: Colonial Marines? If so, that'll give me an extra reason to not care for this dude.
This was from one of the more recent episodes of HAWP (recent meaning like..post-Gearbox) where it was obvious he was trying to shove his SJW-friendly agendas into HAWP to score brownie points. It's called Hot Slutz, and the whole video is a misguided attempt to make a point that scantily clad women talking about videogames is as distracting as a dipshit brown beardo dressing up in a bikini top and a miniskirt doing the same thing.
 
This was from one of the more recent episodes of HAWP (recent meaning like..post-Gearbox) where it was obvious he was trying to shove his SJW-friendly agendas into HAWP to score brownie points. It's called Hot Slutz, and the whole video is a misguided attempt to make a point that scantily clad women talking about videogames is as distracting as a dipshit brown beardo dressing up in a bikini top and a miniskirt doing the same thing.

Why in the hell is Rev Cuck's sister getting turned on by the sight of his butt crack? Is that why he married a chick with pretty much the same name as his sister? Why is it that these SJW assdicks say that women should be allowed to dress how they want but get their anuses puckered when women actually dress how they want? Why does that 5th dentist not prefer Trident gum like the other 4 dentists do?
 
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Why in the hell is Rev Cuck's sister getting turned on by the sight of his butt crack? Is that why he married a chick with pretty much the same name has his sister? Why is it that these SJW assdicks say that women should be allowed to dress how they want but get their anuses puckered when women actually dress how they want? Why does that 5th dentist not prefer Trident gum like the other 4 dentists do?
It's plain as day that Anthony Burch doesn't have the highest opinion of sluts. A slut hater, if you will
 
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Wait till you see him double down:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/cuxter-clinton-shilling-2.2289/full?d=1469710072

If only there was a meaningless alternate dimension we could deport the nation's cucks to and make Donald Trump their Dear Leader.
If Trump does get elected, it will be in part because people are tired of smug, self-righteous losers like Burch.
 
This article's from '13, but it's so unintentionally hilarious, it could only ever be written by an open No-Fapper.

Anthony 'Cuck' Burch said:
I wanna talk about inclusivity in Borderlands 2, but I also wanna point out that the following examples aren’t perfect, by any means. After all, I haven’t forgotten that Borderlands 2 was rightfully mentioned in Anita Sarkeesian’s (extremely intelligent and important) Tropes vs Women in Video Games series and I will make it my goal to never be highlighted in such a context again. Like I said, I’m just a jerkbag writer – I still have a long way to go, and I need all the help I can get. Please feel free to suggest how I can improve either by hitting the forums or by emailing me at insidethebox@gearboxsoftware.com (DISREGARD THAT, I'M UNEMPLOYED AND SUCK COCKS LOL)
Yup. Burch finds St. Anita so intelligent and important that he preemptively apologised for his writing before even watching the series.

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"But it's okay, I made up for my sins by writing a character who needs to remind you she's a lesbian every 5 seconds! Now I can feel proud of my framed tweet from St. Anita!"
 
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Why in the hell is Rev Cuck's sister getting turned on by the sight of his butt crack? Is that why he married a chick with pretty much the same name has his sister? Why is it that these SJW assdicks say that women should be allowed to dress how they want but get their anuses puckered when women actually dress how they want? Why does that 5th dentist not prefer Trident gum like the other 4 dentists do?

This video isn't quite as bad, really. It's still tethered to the original spirit of the series, with Ash demanding Anthony show his tits and calling him a whore. It's a bit preachy, but it's way more alienating in retrospect seeing how Anthony's turned out.
 
This article's from '13, but it's so unintentionally hilarious, it could only ever be written by an open No-Fapper.


Yup. Burch finds St. Anita so intelligent and important that he preemptively apologised for his writing before even watching the series.

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I-- Ok I get it now.

He's like the person who fears being called a racist so much they go out of their way to avoid mentioning race except to pre-empt calling themselves racist, and eventually go out of their way to avoid anyone who isn't white out of sheer fear and guilt.

Here he's going out of his way to call himself sexist before anyone else.

And now he won't even date women. He's afraid of them.
 
This was from one of the more recent episodes of HAWP (recent meaning like..post-Gearbox) where it was obvious he was trying to shove his SJW-friendly agendas into HAWP to score brownie points. It's called Hot Slutz, and the whole video is a misguided attempt to make a point that scantily clad women talking about videogames is as distracting as a dipshit brown beardo dressing up in a bikini top and a miniskirt doing the same thing.

It's preachy as fuck but it's still funny because of Ashley's delivery and the dad at the end.
 
Wait till you see him double down:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/cuxter-clinton-shilling-2.2289/full?d=1469710072

If only there was a meaningless alternate dimension we could deport the nation's cucks to and make Donald Trump their Dear Leader.

"Last time people voted for third parties it resulted in the iraq war, so give your votes to the candidate who voted for the Iraq war"
 
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