DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fapcop]

So according to Phil, whenever he and Kat ears on their day off it is only at "high end" restaurants!

Yesterday it was Habit Burger...
The two places close to him! (10-20 min away by car)
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Their high class food!
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Sure Phil, "High End"...

That’s gotta be a detractor lie!

Phil told us how tight this month will be and how he’s taken a huuuge hit because of Argentina.

This fucking idiot has been dropping these $5 tips to bitch at Phil all stream so far.

2500 Costa Rican colon equals 5$… Why bother using weird Caribbea-coins when you give him five quid?!

Some of these dents really are brain damaged.


EDIT: DSP CHECK!

400 viewers and 40$ so far. FF is hardly saving the business, though I suspect he’ll probably reach 100$ later.

 

[myone]

Not everything good is expensive.

That's the wrong way around. DSP has no problem beliefing that there are also some things good, which are cheap. DSP thinks everything that's expensive must be good.
"Not all things expensive, are good."

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

The one thing I want to see are class photos with little Phil among stationaries. Heck maybe we see some hoove knawing too

I don’t think the special ed class gets a spread in the yearbook tbh

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

A lot of this going on so I checked out really early.

 

[Dragoonism]

He says high end because he is paying high prices for this stuff. The starting price for their meals in his area are like $16.

Agree, anything that cost more than McDonalds is "high end" in Phils world!

la vraie cuisine gourmet des États Unis

Phil devrait distribuer des étoiles Michelin!

That’s gotta be a detractor lie!

Phil told us how tight this month will be and how he’s taken a huuuge hit because of Argentina.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sorry for the double post but it looks like Comcast is back

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urine luck Phail! it's only the regular comcast internet. Oh wait...........................

Two business internet lines.
I still don't understand why.

He has 2 residential lines with a babysitting 'business' phone number. I have the exact same plan but no babysitting line.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Does anybody have, like, historical first day stream totals for Phil?

FF isn't moving the needle, but I don't remember WHY he always insists that day one streams bring in the money. Originally, he relied on day one views of his videos because it meant more early clicks which meant YouTube pushed it.

But how much does he actually normally make on day one streams?

 

[hector85]

Does anybody have, like, historical first day stream totals for Phil?

FF isn't moving the needle, but I don't remember WHY he always insists that day one streams bring in the money. Originally, he relied on day one views of his videos because it meant more early clicks which meant YouTube pushed it.

But how much does he actually normally make on day one streams?

hes stuck 10 years in the past where influencers didn't get games weeks before launch and already had videos ready to go on launch, back on those days people didn't stream for 8+ hours on day 1. this shit is hilarious. 12 straight up begs while shaking the wig in front of the camera, he even dropped it from $150 to $100, and last i checked hes at $55, wonder if we'll get overtime or if he'll clock out at 3.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So according to Phil, whenever he and Kat ears on their day off it is only at "high end" restaurants!

Phail doesn't have the clothes to go to a high end restaurant

Just checked a restream. Game not even booted up yet. What the fuck was the point of starting earlier?!?!?
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pitybux

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

is that supposed to be some kind of wacky "cloud" wig for the hat goal? i hate this faggot so much

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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A lot of this going on so I checked out really early.

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Retard Man is trying to go viral, but is willing to shoot himself in the hoof YET AGAIN by dragging out the game to ungodly levels to beat out the dent bucks. Once again, great business acumen, Phil!

 

[Fapcop]

Welp, his daytime stream is over.

Only 55$, barely scraping above the tier 1 tips goal, despite DSP “HINT-HINT”ing away with his gay ass 150$ wig.

Bad day for pulls.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Yesterday it was Habit Burger...
The two places close to him! (10-20 min away by car)

The real question is how can Kat fit in the car.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

is that supposed to be some kind of wacky "cloud" wig for the hat goal? i hate this faggot so much

Yup. Even better too, he switched the hat and vest goals so the dummies have to pay extra to see it. Total scam job.

He's in extreme desperation mode. Dangling the hair in from of the cam 4 separate times. But in typical fashion he won't put even the slightest amount of effort to get that money he wants so bad. He's left multiple times and just shaking that hat. He's tried nothing and he's all out of ideas.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Retard Man is trying to go viral, but is willing to shoot himself in the hoof YET AGAIN by dragging out the game to ungodly levels to beat out the dent bucks. Once again, great business acumen, Phil!

Not only that, he streams early but also ends early. What the fuck is he going to do from 3pm his time to...7pm~???

Really capitalizing on that hype new release of his. Bro could have skipped the NEEBLEheim portion if he only did the fuckin' demo a month or two back so he wasted a day stream doing content that has already been out.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil teasing himself with a wig in his hand to get $100 like a street hooker...

 

[marlintan]

That's the wrong way around. DSP has no problem beliefing that there are also some things good, which are cheap. DSP thinks everything that's expensive must be good.
"Not all things expensive, are good."

You are missing the distinction between quality and good, IMO, a timex does the same job as a rolex at 1/1000th of the price...

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Welp, his daytime stream is over.

Only 55$, barely scraping above the tier 1 tips goal, despite DSP “HINT-HINT”ing away with his gay ass 150$ wig.

Bad day for pulls.

In the ild days, his worst streams were two to three times that.

For the times, they are a changing.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's so fucking bad at business. 150 was just insane. If he was smart, he would've put the wig at 50 bucks, so it encourages random people to donate early, then the normal paypigs will dump their usual penance. Instead it was a 55 dollar stream where 25 bucks with from PlanetJeff who always donates.

At least Jasper kitty has a new bed to sleep in.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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seriously bro, fuck off with this shit. learn to edit, nobody wants to sit through 12 fucking hours of dsp

Just don't watch it if it makes you so angry. I like the longer videos for watching in the background while I work.