Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[footballteam]

They'll never grant certiorari since it involves something as evil as Kiwi Farms, but maybe Josh can frame their acceptance of his petition. You never know. Someone could write a dissent from denial, which would be pretty cool in itself.

Watch some SC clerk be a shitposter here.

Got to keep the faith that this will be one of the 1% cases that get through

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Good luck Null. Your dedication and tenacity are admirable. To think an autistic kid in Virginia winning a sonic sweepstakes may rule the fate of the future of the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

Watch some SC clerk be a shitposter here.

Got to keep the faith that this will be one of the 1% cases that get through

The chances are virtually zilch in a weird case like this, but fuck it. The petition is actually really well-done, disregarding a couple rough patches. It's also pointing out a serious problem, and one that (thanks to the Tenth shitting the bed) is now actually a circuit split.

So cross your fingers. The very concept of a Kiwi-related SCOTUS case, imagine the pure seething.

 

[Finger Pistols]

if they make me fly back i'm buying a buccee's tie and that's what i'm wearing to court

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How long until the Tucker Carlson interview?

 

[Jotch]

The face tightening begins tomorrow

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Josh has petitioned SCOTUS for a writ of certiorari over the appellate decision.

Spoiler: Full petition as .JPG

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Best of fuckin luck, Jersh! Beat this slack-jawed faggot and the troons!

 

[Enoch Emery]

If they do take it up, Null is going to need a bagman to "advise" Justice Thomas on the implications of the decision from the appellate court. His adopted son does have "college fees" to plan for.

Give him some English lessons. Man can barely speak English and that's why he doesn't ever talk lmao

 

[genericwhitemale]

If they fuck it up and make fair use a death penalty, blame the EFF, I asked them for help first.

Out of curiosity, you said on the KiwiFarmsDotNet Xitter account that FIRE refused to help you. Did they just ignore your messages when you tried to reach out or did they just tell you to go fuck yourself?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

You've got this, just like every other step of they way they'll have to cheat to win. It won't help them in the long run anyway.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know what? This tiny corner of the internet has some of the weirdest shit happen to it. As unlikely as it seems I think that fate has it's thumb on the scale to make things funny.

I'll give us a 1.5% chance!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The very possibility of a Supreme Court case involving the Farms is hilarious though.

Wouldn't it be against Josh Moon and not the Farms? As entertaining as a landmark case involving "Lolcow LLC" is that would be studied for years, the suit seems to be on Moon.

 

[obsdj]

Wouldn't it be against Josh Moon and not the Farms? As entertaining as a landmark case involving "Lolcow LLC" is that would be studied for years, the suit seems to be on Moon.

KF is literally a petitioner alongside Josh.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The chances are virtually zilch in a weird case like this, but fuck it. The petition is actually really well-done, disregarding a couple rough patches. It's also pointing out a serious problem, and one that (thanks to the Tenth shitting the bed) is now actually a circuit split.

So cross your fingers. The very concept of a Kiwi-related SCOTUS case, imagine the pure seething.

I can feel the seethe in my bones. I honestly think there's gonna be some big youtube videos on it, not just regular lawtube. We are at the point where if this becomes a fight, and it's taken, it'll go down internet wise as the next Viacom vs youtube in terms of Copyright

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Well, you certainly weren’t kidding when you said you had something funny planned. God speed you glorious madman

 

[AnOminous]

KF is literally a petitioner alongside Josh.

It kind of had to be, despite not existing as a legal entity, thanks to the retarded nature of the complaint.

 

[Meat Target]

I can feel the seethe in my bones. I honestly think there's gonna be some big youtube videos on it, not just regular lawtube. We are at the point where if this becomes a fight, and it's taken, it'll go down internet wise as the next Viacom vs youtube in terms of Copyright

I can also see the bullshit from the media, about how the poor little ratmouthed disabled Swiftie had his darling song stolen by the Big Bad Trannykiller forum.

 

[WelperHelper99]

KF is literally a petitioner alongside Josh.

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By" and Kiwi Farms, a website" does he mean Lolcow LLC, or us, the users of the site? I'm actually curious because of the wording.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Fuck Russel Greer and the activist judge that sided with him.

There is so much I want to say but I am holding my tounge as I don't want to give him ammo to show to the judge so the judge feels bad for him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can also see the bullshit from the media, about how the poor little ratmouthed disabled Swiftie had his darling song stolen by the Big Bad Trannykiller forum.

If anything it's good. More publicity the better. The more noise there is, the more the Justices might be interested in it at all.