Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
I’ve been watching some of the Kay streams and the “18 years of marriage” one struck me as really odd.
They were at Hedonism II, the swinging resort, for that stream to celebrate their marriage. Kayla also wasn't wearing her pink wedding ring (though Nick is still wearing his blue wedding band). Knowing the context might explain some of the things you found odd (like why Kayla would be dressed like that and not wearing her ring).

I also lost count of how many times they mentioned “how young” people at the hotel, or chat, told them they looked.
This is because a lot of people who frequent swinger resorts are generally older folk whose marriage has "lost it's spark" (aka failing).
 
If a family member was ill I don’t think Nick would hide it. Nick’s streams have endless toasts for dead dads and cancer battling sisters, so an ill family member would rally support. Whatever is going on Nick thinks it would reflect poorly on him or deems it embarrassing, so it’s a verboten topic.

The things most likely to fit that description, besides admitting substance addictions, are psychiatric or marriage problems. Of course Nick always claims his marriage is fine, but all his actions indicate the opposite. He wants to do streams focused on “relationships,” constant coomer sex talk BS, American Beauty so relatable, hot tub stream, etc… I sometimes wonder how much of his recent streaming is aimed at Kayla instead of the audience.
I agree that personal or family illness does not fit at all for that reason. Speculation about what specific extraordinarily rare illness Nick or a loved one must have used to be one of the most common detours in this thread, though happily that hasn't happened in a while.

Based on the timing of the "Worst Day" incident shortly after the Depp trial, my suspicion always was that it was something to do with Nick thinking that he's a real celebrity now and didn't need to continue pretending about his beliefs, and that it may have involved Nick telling his in-laws the whole trad dad Christian thing was always an act for their benefit, or telling Kayla the marriage was opening whether she liked it or not, or both. However, his descriptions were so vague that it's hard to get a handle on what exactly happened.

Nick also gave a strong hint that his online shenanigans leaked into his real life when talking about the church group he was invited to at the end of last year and discussing his response to people bringing up totally fake rumors they read online, though again, he did the weird tic he has of appearing to tell actual things that happened in the form of hypotheticals.

I suspect the Mandy stuff has made existing marital problems worse. He's admitted in the past that some of the things he said went too far and hurt her, and we know she watches/watched Elissa Clips videos...I can't imagine losing your husband to a man feels good.
I think Nick leaning into the Mandy shit was his passive aggressive way of giving Kay the finger. If she’s being pouty, not cooperative with cooming stuff, locked Nick out of the bedroom, etc..Nick can’t go openly seethe about such grievances on stream but he can coom over other “cool” chicks with big titties, talk about how relatable American Beauty is, or drink more in retaliation.
I tend to think that it was a last desperate attempt to get "Mandy" to go to Anime Matsuri without basically begging "her" like he did the previous year.

The Mandy stuff is embarrassing but I can't imagine it's worse than seeing your husband follow an actual prostitute near your area, a woman with escort ads easily findable online, on his Instagram account. Oh and he happened to have followed that account sometime a little before or after he had to cancel his show due to an "emergency drive" that kept him out of the house until past three in the morning.

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If you're not fully aware, here is my writeup on this person:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16998018
1. She is a sex worker
2. She has an OnlyFans
3. She is a verified eros.com escort
4. She is based in Minneapolis, local to Balldo
5. They follow each other on Instagram

Or this for example, right before Sober January Nick seemed to be edging closer to openly admitting seeing prostitutes, though he wasn't quite there yet, only admitting to collecting their numbers.
Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

I’ve been watching some of the Kay streams and the “18 years of marriage” one struck me as really odd. Kayla is wearing a low cut halter top. It seemed really important to publicly display Kayla as sexy and desirable, which is weird for a stream about a happy marriage. I get where the cuck jokes come from because Nick seems to want to put her body on display. There’s a big difference in my mind between a husband being proud his wife is attractive and wants her to look nice in public, and a guy that wants her to wear tight clothes to show off her tits and ass. Any guy who wants other people to ogle his wife’s body is a suspect cuck for obvious reasons.
The important context to that stream is that they literally did it from Hedonism II. That's being broadcast from their room in the resort. When they talk about the funny™ hijinks they are getting up to on vacation, they're talking about Hedonism II.

Supposedly Uncivil Law Kurt is covering Nick's appellate hearing tonight. Will the sperg be unleashed?
Hopefully he goes in on Rekieta as hard and vigorously as he rubs cream into his back on stream.

 
I get where the cuck jokes come from because Nick seems to want to put her body on display.

The cuck jokes originated long ago due to Nick's friendship and interactions with Drexel. Drexel would come on and tell all kinds of stories about himself with married women. Drexel was playing the bull in his interviews with Nick. Nick would lean into the whole porny wife-taking black bull image that Drexel was presenting and would really be into the nonsense stories Drexel would tell. When a married guy like Nick leans into that kind of stuff, the immediate joke back made by people is going to be to the effect that his wife could no more resist Drexel than allegedly any other woman could. Then over time something that maybe started as a joke takes on a life of its own.

The jokes gained alot more power around the time Kayla went on with Nick and told her "massage" story. Nick sat there listening to it with a dopey look on his face really seeming into the story and that kind of accelerated all the cuck stuff with regard to him. Or more appropriately a couple of reaction videos (probably by godwinson) accelerated everything.
 
Nick also gave a strong hint that his online shenanigans leaked into his real life when talking about the church group he was invited to at the end of last year and discussing his response to people bringing up totally fake rumors they read online, though again, he did the weird tic he has of appearing to tell actual things that happened in the form of hypotheticals.
And yet somehow it involved weird Scandinavian prudes. Strangely specific denial.
 
The jokes gained alot more power around the time Kayla went on with Nick and told her "massage" story. Nick sat there listening to it with a dopey look on his face really seeming into the story and that kind of accelerated all the cuck stuff with regard to him. Or more appropriately a couple of reaction videos (probably by godwinson) accelerated everything.
And then there was the repulsive, degenerate hot tub stream where he was basically making out with another dude with his wife in the same tub and all this makes you wonder why he even bothers denying Hedonism II.
 
Dear Nick,

Null defined what a lolcow is during his interview with Sean being “Someone who just constantly steps on a rake over and over again - and that they won’t listen to the advice of others.”

I know you’re already Lolcow of 2023 but a true test will be if you do slink back in, it has been 4 days now not a peep out of Twitter. Nick look at the old Simpsons meme.
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You can hang it up now, you had a great run. So many lolcows cratered in a fraction of the time you went on for. At this point we’re just going to reach diminishing returns unless your rock bottom is even lower than I can anticipate.

Go to Rehab, get marriage counseling, never post online again. One day this will all be a distant memory. Sure we’ll always laugh at you but who cares what strangers online think?

The worst thing is if you become a sad cow like Mersh. I want to laugh at you but to be like Mersh, that’d be depressing.

Or do it and sink the Mariana Trench, I really don’t care I just get off on posting good advice.

Edit: Damnit why didn’t I look at the recent posts? Oh well I guess he wouldn’t be a lolcow if he wasn’t a tenacious tard.
 
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Based on the timing of the "Worst Day" incident shortly after the Depp trial, my suspicion always was that it was something to do with Nick thinking that he's a real celebrity now and didn't need to continue pretending about his beliefs, and that it may have involved Nick telling his in-laws the whole trad dad Christian thing was always an act for their benefit, or telling Kayla the marriage was opening whether she liked it or not, or both. However, his descriptions were so vague that it's hard to get a handle on what exactly happened.
When exactly did the “worst day” happen? (I recall it and even checked the OP to see if it was mentioned there, but it’s not. I’m just trying to place it in the overall time line.)

I assumed the worst day was Kay discovering something that made her flip out and asked Nick to sleep in the guest room. Maybe visits to prostitutes, maybe sexting with some wine moms, maybe flat out affair. Something of the “straw that broke the camel’s back” nature.

I did come across the post Kay supposedly wrote about the lewds and…there’s no way she wrote that. Nick wrote that post. She might have approved it, but he wrote it. More Ethan Ralph behavior.

But looking at all the tramp stamp butterfly tattoos and lewds I do understand better why people think poorly of her. I still don’t think she wants to fuck a bunch of randos, but she does seek attention via her body which Nick enjoys and encourages.
They were at Hedonism II, the swinging resort, for that stream to celebrate their marriage. Kayla also wasn't wearing her pink wedding ring (though Nick is still wearing his blue wedding band). Knowing the context might explain some of the things you found odd (like why Kayla would be dressed like that and not wearing her ring).
I thought that might be the case. I figured if it wasn’t a cruise it was the Hedonism trip. Says a lot that they would celebrate their happy marriage at a swingers resort and do a stream. The priorities demonstrated for their anniversary speak to their values. They are a couple that values and feeds off the attention and opinions of others a great deal.
 
Why the fuck is he going to talk about his lawsuit publicly? Isn't that just going to invite problems? Does he just not care?
Remember, this dumb fucking retard thought he was somehow going to be able to monetize falsely accusing a guy of sucking off little boys.

The only person who has "monetized" this is Marc Randazza. And for that, I applaud him. Marc, that is.
 
Why the fuck is he going to talk about his lawsuit publicly? Isn't that just going to invite problems? Does he just not care?
He stated from the outset of this whole thing that it was his intent to talk about his own lawsuit, and make money from doing so. That was the intent, at least. I think he was a more than a little too optimistic on how lucrative this would be for him though, given how much audience he's lost between them and now.

Normally this is indeed bad idea, but Nick is Nick, and Nick is all about the grift.

In fairness, Monty put out a video talking about the appeals argument today too.

Goddamn it, that's my hubris for having everything prepared to post tonight. If only we weren't in a leap year I'd have the February post up in full.
If possible, please give us the 2023 vs 2024 superchat figures for February like you did for January. That was really eye opening. Thanks.
 
Balldo News Network Update: Balldo unconscious for nearly a day.
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What the fuck kind of retarded lie is this.

Nick is lying unconscious in his room all day, and neither his wife nor his wife kids notices? It takes him to the hospital?

Was he too drunk to consider how bad this lie makes his home life look, when he wrote it?!
 
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