Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Look at what was created in LOCALS:

It's truly inspired, so much more effort than my little calendars are lmao. That's some high quality detractor behavior for such an insular chat.

 

[GaryGray]

For those that don't have GIMP, or something else like it, here's my current collection of Nick templates. There are other faces of his I'm trying to get, but they're so far back in the thread that it's going to take me forever to get there.

Update: Got the one in particular I was looking for - had to go back to the Sean struggle session. The Nick "evil raging" face is my favorite, as it shows his true feelings.


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Now to make a Doom WAD. Replace the Revenants with giant Baldos.

 

[Anticipointment]

I did come across the post Kayla supposedly wrote about the lewds and…there’s no way she wrote that. Nick wrote that post. She might have approved it, but he wrote it. More Ethan Ralph behavior.

I’ve long suspected that many of Kayla’s messages on Locals were actually written by Nick. The best example is comparing “Kayla’s” post about the lewds to Nick’s DM to Kalea after he demodded her for making a joke inquiry in chat about Ricardo & Romaine (the two black guys from Hedonism)
Both messages have the same written “voice”, style, & tone (despite Nick’s being more angry)
Both start out by saying they aren’t stupid or retarded, then go into how people will do this or that & have their own narrative, both emphasize not caring what others think or say, although obviously caring a lot.

Spoiler: Text of Kayla’s Locals post

I want to say something...


I know it's probably stupid to even address it, but I hate being the center of drama for Nick. I'm not stupid. I know that people make up their own truths based on their perceptions and reality doesn't matter to these people. However, here's the truth:


I like having fun. I think I have a beautiful body, and I love taking and sharing pictures. I wouldn't ever post actual nudes. I'm not fishing for compliments or trying to inflate my ego. Guys are proud of their cars and guns, I'm proud of the body I take care of. I'm having a good time, laughing with friends, and enjoying the beauty of the human body.


Nick is my ONLY partner. We don't fuck around. We aren't swingers.


But, I also don't fucking care of other people do. It's none of my business.


Like I said, it doesn't matter. People will always believe what they want, but at least the truth will be here.

Spoiler: Text of Nick’s DM to Kalea

Why shouldn't i demod you?


Look, I'm not retarded. People can disagree with any and all of the things I do in life (or things that they have decided I do that aren't true).


That's their prerogative. But I'm not going to amplify bullshit from people. If people have some sort of problem, they can talk to me about it. If people are going to make a fucking retarded spectacle out of some fiction they have, they can do it without a wrench, or they can go somewhere else.


I played with the internet for five years giving people way more permission to speak into my life and work than anyone deserved. All I got from it was faggotry. Sorry, everyone burned all of their bridges with me. Everyone decided the internet can't be fun and open, it must be closed off.


I'm fucking tired of giving any bit of myself to people. Good job, internet, you burned it out of me. The internet can find someone else to fuck with.

@John Andrews Stan the Kurt video was from when he did a cooking stream & decided to pause in the middle to apply some IcyHot to his back. Happened months ago but was re-brought up recently in the Lawtube thread.

 

[Captain Manning]

You had to click play... I am just noting that...

Nope. Still needed Cognitohazard warning. @Balldo's Gate is demoted to D-class. Sorry.

I'm joking here, obviously.

Look at what was created in LOCALS:

Not bad, actually. I'll give his LOCALS a B for this one.

But if they had our sense of humor, they would have labeled the 26th, 27th, and 28th as "Internal," "Organs," and "Melting," respectively.

I mean, come on guys, 107 degrees?

Now to make a Doom WAD. Replace the Revenants with giant Baldos.

There actually is a KiwiFarms community DOOM WAD project going on. It might be fun for somebody to submit some Rekieta artwork for it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look at that tummy. I don't have anything else.

In response, he gets more superchats, and a deluge of winemums DMing him "i'm so sorry Nicky, please accept a picture of my wrinkled ass to help you get through those trying times", to which Nick cooms.

Rinse&repeat, up until winemums get bored and that's where he gets depressed and drinks too much, for his last attempt at grift has failed.

So a story - I read this post in my car just a little bit ago, and it made me laugh when I got to the "please accept a picture of my wrinkled ass." Then I immediately thought to SALLY - sending pictures of her old dried up wrinkled feet to Drex for him to coom, and it threw me into a laughing fit. Anyone who saw that now thinks I'm retarded, so thank you for that.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick is going to cover his stupid oral arguments and only knew about it because Randazza called him and asked him how it went. He is going to react blind.

 

[polar bear]

(From Kayla's post) I think I have a beautiful body, and I love taking and sharing pictures. (...) I'm not fishing for compliments or trying to inflate my ego.

I never considered that theory but now you made me think, and i'm leaning towards strong agree. Only CuckNick could write such a retarded, self-contradictory statement, gleefully press 'send' and consider the issue sorted.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It kind of comes across like a husband "punishing" his wife for being unfaithful by not even trying to hide his own affairs, honestly.

It’s definitely some type of punishment or some petty “I’ll show her” BS.

I’ve long suspected that many of Kayla’s messages on Locals were actually written by Nick. The best example is comparing “Kayla’s” post about the lewds to Nick’s DM to Kalea after he demodded her for making a joke inquiry in chat about Ricardo & Romaine (the two black guys from Hedonism)
Both messages have the same written “voice”, style, & tone (despite Nick’s being more angry)
Both start out by saying they aren’t stupid or retarded, then go into how people will do this or that & have their own narrative, both emphasize not caring what others think or say, although obviously caring a lot.

It’s obviously Nick who wrote that post. I’m not going to over analyze it but there is a certain way people, esp women talk about themselves and their bodies, and a way men do. It’s got a very male pov. Even comparing “her” body to a man’s pride in guns and cars. Lol. Holy shit. Women do not think about their own body, or their attractiveness, in those objectified terms. I don’t think a man would disassociate enough to compare his body to objects he owns. However, a certain type of man certainly think about his wife/girlfriend’s body the way he thinks about other prized possessions, like cars and guns.

Only a man could make that weird ass comparison. (Probably because Nick takes pride in his wife’s body just like he does in his stang or his guns.)

Honestly Nick could have created Mandy catfish character himself if the shoe was on the other foot.

It is a post written from a very male perspective and it has a lot of common Nick tells. Interesting comparing the “Kayla post” to the angry whine message to the mod too.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I want to say something...


I know it's probably stupid to even address it, but I hate being the center of drama for Nick. I'm not stupid. I know that people make up their own truths based on their perceptions and reality doesn't matter to these people. However, here's the truth:


I like having fun. I think I have a beautiful body, and I love taking and sharing pictures. I wouldn't ever post actual nudes. I'm not fishing for compliments or trying to inflate my ego. Guys are proud of their cars and guns, I'm proud of the body I take care of. I'm having a good time, laughing with friends, and enjoying the beauty of the human body.


Nick is my ONLY partner. We don't fuck around. We aren't swingers.


But, I also don't fucking care of other people do. It's none of my business.


Like I said, it doesn't matter. People will always believe what they want, but at least the truth will be here.

I was going to write out some autistic itemized response to every single little thing I wanted to nitpick, but decided it would just be a waste, especially since a lot of it has already been said over and over. I have zero sympathy for her. She could fix Nick, resulting in fixing her family, if she really wanted to, but no. Only a terrible mother would willingly allow her children to be in situations where they are either in danger, or are unable to be helped if required (all adults in the house are wasted).

Also there's so many lies in that post of hers. Not swingers - whoopsie on making that hot tub video public. Zonk out some more.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I never considered that theory but now you made me think, and i'm leaning towards strong agree. Only CuckNick could write such a retarded, self-contradictory statement, gleefully press 'send' and consider the issue sorted.

Neither did I. But makes me wonder: Nick Rekieta troon arc when? When's he going to fulfill those AGP fantasies and become the wine mom of his dreams?

 

[Shagedan]

Jesus Christ, I know he’s an alcoholic, but is he seriously drinking hard liquor after coming off a supposed 106 degree fever? That’s just sad. That’s Cobes level of alcoholism. I’ve always thought people were overreacting when they said he was going to die in ten years, but dumb bullshit like that makes me think it’s within the realm of possibility.

 

[Thugnificent]

Neither did I. But makes wonder: Nick Rekieta troon arc when? When's he going to fulfill those AGP fantasies and become the wine mom of his dreams?

Since he can no longer coom to wine moms, he must become the wine mom. It's like poetry.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Neither did I. But makes wonder: Nick Rekieta troon arc when? When's he going to fulfill those AGP fantasies and become the wine mom of his dreams?

I could see him trooning just so he can have sex with himself.

Now to make a Doom WAD. Replace the Revenants with giant Baldos.

Or a Nick Rekieta RPG Maker game. Josh is the final boss... and it's unbeatable, because you're Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I could see him trooning just so he can have sex with himself.

Ah so that's why he was always asking balls or no balls! It was market research for his future self.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick's "worst day in life"

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Missed opportunity to make it a cup of jello

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just realized I missed something about the whole John thing. Do you think Nick could sing Pink Floyd's "Not Now John?"

Oi', where's the fucking bar John!

My bet is either on marital problems or Kayla having some kind of meltdown/psychiatric episode.

Would jive well with all the sudden scheduling problems and Kayla never being featured neither on stream or in Nicks rambling.

There's an easy fix for that. Divorce. Nicks life would be immeasurably better if he kicked Kayla to the curb on or around his worst day. Alimony and child support aside freedom is priceless. Life's too short to be stuck in a bad marriage.

The "woe is Kayla" posting is getting more than a tad absurd. She probably deserves less pity than an average lot lizard.

The Kayla cunt guarding is so tiresome.

Hopefully he goes in on Rekieta as hard and vigorously as he rubs cream into his back on stream.

That's the most disgusting thing I've seen on the farms. Why would he even do that on camera? Everything about Kurt is revolting.

I'd apologize but first half of 2023 i really didn't give a fuck about Nick. It will get worse thru april and may because fishtank was going on

Nick is Chip's dad.

 

[Anti Snigger]

At about the 11 minute mark, nick goes on a tangent explaining why he has the AC blasting.
Nigga has cold sweats, I fucking called it. I'm almost shocked he can bear having a shirt on. You legit feel overheated from your own body heat reflecting off of the clothing.

Spoiler: grim alkie shit

When I was an alkie, toward the end, my cold sweats were so bad that I had to construct a crude apparatus with a fan and sheet so that the air flow from the fan would allow the sheet to be just above my skin without touching. I would get cold if I didn't have the sheet at least somewhat close, and too hot if it touched me. I was also hallucinating so having myself covered was helpful.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There's an easy fix for that. Divorce. Nicks life would be immeasurably better if he kicked Kayla to the curb on or around his worst day. Alimony and child support aside freedom is priceless. Life's too short to be stuck in a bad marriage.

Nick's problem isn't a bad marriage, it's being married to a woman and having children. 150% he wishes he was single and having gay hookups. I am beyond convinced that Nick is gay. He valued his cool guy reputation too much to just get on with it years ago, now he's drinking himself to death because he has to shove his balls up a woman's ass rather than have the gay sex he desires. His constant unprompted homoerotic comments make that obvious, as does his idolization of Dick. Nevermind the footsie in the hot tub.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's problem isn't a bad marriage, it's being married to a woman and having children. 150% he wishes he was single and having gay hookups. I am beyond convinced that Nick is gay.

He needs to dump Kayla and stop living a lie.

 

[Bepis]

This man is currently, without a hint of irony, complaining that Montagraph is saying untrue things about him.