Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RussianParasite]

I really wanted to hate on bossman when I first was introduced, but his indefatigable flipflopping between rock bottom and the VIP lounge, and inability to fall anywhere but up is just too heartwarming to pass up

He probably makes more (albeit also loses more) money than pretty much any Lolcow on this site. He kind of has it made in a weird nigger rich way while doing something he enjoys… or at least is addicted to. I’m honestly shocked any of these companies sponsoring him want anything to do with him, but honestly good for him if he is able to make that money.

is the incorrect term I was unaware of a better and more specific one

This is because you are retarded.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Are you retarded?

Is there a single non-retard on the Internet?

 

[Bowiotronic]

Ohhh man, full partnership, imagine him going full Hasanmongold and cleaning up his act, AND ACTUALLY GETTING INTO THAT SPHERE, I'D SHIT MY PANTS WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHA.

 

[Punished Neco]

Whilst everyone else is celebrating Austin getting accepted to the partner program for Kick, I'm actually worried that it's the beginning of the end, he flew too high too fast like Icarus.

$16 an hour wage from Kick, Kick potentially declares this as income to the IRS, highly doubt it's tax-deductible if he loses it all on gamba, which he inevitably will.
When that bombshell finally hits our boy is probably fucked. Between the Kick Subs, the Kick streaming program and the Stake sponsorship we're getting to a point where the IRS might actually, eventually, take an interest

 

[latinlover]

Whilst everyone else is celebrating Austin getting accepted to the partner program for Kick, I'm actually worried that it's the beginning of the end, he flew too high too fast like Icarus.

$16 an hour wage from Kick, Kick potentially declares this as income to the IRS, highly doubt it's tax-deductible if he loses it all on gamba, which he inevitably will.
When that bombshell finally hits our boy is probably fucked. Between the Kick Subs, the Kick streaming program and the Stake sponsorship we're getting to a point where the IRS might actually, eventually, take an interest

I really think it was always more of a 'when' than an 'if'. Is it realistic to believe that none of the sociopath rats swatting him would have reported him to the IRS by now?

I'm also fairly sure he expressed paranoid concern regarding this previously, although I doubt feigning ignorance would be much of a help when the taxman brings the weenie.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Whilst everyone else is celebrating Austin getting accepted to the partner program for Kick, I'm actually worried that it's the beginning of the end, he flew too high too fast like Icarus.

$16 an hour wage from Kick, Kick potentially declares this as income to the IRS, highly doubt it's tax-deductible if he loses it all on gamba, which he inevitably will.
When that bombshell finally hits our boy is probably fucked. Between the Kick Subs, the Kick streaming program and the Stake sponsorship we're getting to a point where the IRS might actually, eventually, take an interest

It's not just any of that which I still don't think will effect him, it's the regulations around his streams. This isn't just a gambling sponsor with affiliate money, this is getting paid by the hour to stream. He's already said he will keep himself on that mode the whole time he streams, they aren't going to like some of the stuff he does if he keeps doing it.

 

[Collections Agent]

How the fuck do you even manage to smash up a modern phone like that? Mine fell out of my pocket after I got rammed on a scooter and it flew like 30 meters forward. Not a scratch. And it didn't even have a protective case or any additional screen covers.

If it's an iPhone it's made out of spare scrap metal and sweatshop worker tears and will absolutely shatter if you drop it 2 feet the wrong way

 

[Kirtto]

It's actually worse than that. Stake's originals are effectively deterministic because of how their Fair Play works.

https://stake.us/provably-fair/overview

When are you taking a page from Austin and start paying up your jannies 20 dollars of ~~crack~~ gambling money? If you are going to start to sell out and accepting money to feature threads like you did with CECA, at least share some with the poor starving jannies.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

are you overlooking the fact he's a zoosadist?

Look, just because BMJ may have said "Kill rats. Behead rats. Roundhouse kick a rat into the concrete. Slam dunk a rat baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy rats. Defecate in a rats food. Launch rats into the sun. Stir fry rats in a wok. Toss rats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a rats gas tank. Judo throw rats into a wood chipper. Twist rats heads off. Report rats to the IRS. Karate chop rats in half. Curb stomp pregnant black rats. Trap rats in quicksand. Crush rats in the trash compactor. Liquefy rats in a vat of acid. Eat rats. Dissect rats. Exterminate rats in the gas chamber. Stomp rat skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate rats in the oven. Lobotomize rats. Mandatory abortions for rats. Grind rat fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown rats in fried chicken grease. Vaporize rats with a ray gun. Kick old rats down the stairs. Feed rats to alligators. Slice rats with a katana. Kill rats. Behead rats. Roundhouse kick a rat into the concrete. Slam dunk a rat baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a rats food. Launch rats into the sun. Stir fry rats in a wok. Toss rats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a rats gas tank. Judo throw rats into a wood chipper. Twist rats heads off. Report rats to the IRS. Karate chop rats in half. Curb stomp pregnant black rats. Trap rats in quicksand. Crush rats in the trash compactor. Liquefy rats in a vat of acid. Eat rats. Dissect rats. Exterminate rats in the gas chamber. Stomp rat skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate rats in the oven. Lobotomize rats. Mandatory abortions for rats. Grind rat fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown rats in fried chicken grease. Vaporize rats with a ray gun. Kick old rats down the stairs. Feed rats to alligators. Slice rats with a katana. " that one time doesn't make him a zoosadist. It makes him BASED.

 

[and and and and]

Austin just got an email he's eligible to get into the Kick partner program, in which they pay hourly for streams that match certain conditions. Here's him figuring out just now live on stream. He responds he wants to join and is clearly very excited. He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)...

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The bossman keeps winning! Keep doubling down on those bets boss, you're going to hit the jackpot soon!

 

[The Last Cigarette]

It was all a dream, used to smoke crack when I stream
Rats and bitches in the chat when I stream
Punching holes in my wall
Every single day beg to make it big, until I lose it all
Bossman dad brings the steak up, while I get staked up
Ain't smoked weed out of a crack pipe since the bong arrived
Way back when I had that big feature off the cat and mouse, with the rats to match

See all my juice? Enough to buy a car
I bet you rats never thought id make it this far
Now your moms real tight, DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE
Time to get paid, didnt even use my HVAC trade
A born winner, limbo money printer, i remember when I used to eat chicken biscuits for dinn...

I just fucking lost it all, I hate my life. I cant do this much longer, i mean that. Youll see. And i gice so much to this community and will anyone lifr a pinky when im down? FUCK THIS COMMUNIT6 FUCK STAKE FUCK EDDIE I HATE MY LIFE I WANNA DIE

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman just checked how much he is making in his Partner Program
it is around $28 dollars USD, per hour

 

[Anti Snigger]

Mods are asleep and the rats are out in force

 

[MadStan]

One thing common to many LOLCOWs we admire on KF is that they all in their careers had an inflection moment when they could “have made it big” (Ethan, nick etc) and they have all crashed and burned thereafter due to their personality types.

For Austin to succeed he will have to buck the trend and as I am a betting man: I give him a 1/5 chance and that’s being generous.

The higher the stakes the greater the discipline required.

 

[KingFrampt]

so it's funny because it's specifically a rat being tortured?

I can't tell if this is bait cause it's such a newfag thing to say and such perfect rage bait

Assuming it's not bait, it's funny that it's a rat (to him) because that's what he calls his haters and trolls, not because it's an actual rat, if what he did by watching a video genuinely upsets you then I advise you not to google what rat poison does to a rats body

 

[latinlover]

One thing common to many LOLCOWs we admire on KF is that they all in their careers had an inflection moment when they could “have made it big” (Ethan, nick etc) and they have all crashed and burned thereafter due to their personality types.

For Austin to succeed he will have to buck the trend and as I am a betting man: I give him a 1/5 chance and that’s being generous.

The higher the stakes the greater the discipline required.

The man managed to collect not one but two literally crippling addictions, drugs and gamba, as much as I'd like Bossman to break the mold I don't think it'll happen, plus the amount of money he gets is literally tied to one of those vices, the gamba.
I mean, hypothetically, even if he cleans up and starts streaming csgo or whatever, even if not immediately all the 'tistic paypigs are going to get bored and just fuck off sooner or later. I think ONLYUSEmeBLADE is a decent parallel besides the consent accident and a few other key differences- the man was getting paid to kill himself, even if the paypigs aren't as malicious and the self destruction isn't as fast or spectacular as it was in that case, I think the end result will be similar.
Edit: I think all of the 'successful' gambling streamers aren't actual addicts and a significant portion of them either started out astroturfed or as already popular variety streamers- their neurons aren't as fried as Bossmans' . Can you imagine a recovering alcoholic getting paid to stream a beer a day in a healthy manner? So yeah, I think if bossman wants to succeed he has to drop the gamba and if he drops the gamba its joever.

 

[MadStan]

The man managed to collect not one but two literally crippling addictions, drugs and gamba, as much as I'd like Bossman to break the mold I don't think it'll happen, plus the amount of money he gets is literally tied to one of those vices, the gamba.
I mean, hypothetically, even if he cleans up and starts streaming csgo or whatever, even if not immediately all the 'tistic paypigs are going to get bored and just fuck off sooner or later. I think ONLYUSEmeBLADE is a decent parallel besides the consent accident and a few other key differences- the man was getting paid to kill himself, even if the paypigs aren't as malicious and the self destruction isn't as fast or spectacular as it was in that case, I think the end result will be similar.

True. Many a man has the addictions drugs and gamba and don't fall. But it's Austin here and his personality type screams "I will fuck it up" by his lack of virtues. He has a rising star at the moment and each day it has a little higher up to fall from.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Bossman just checked how much he is making in his Partner Program
it is around $28 dollars USD, per hour

Adding a random GIF since I can still edit this post hours later

 

[Archive]

When someone says they'll lift a finger but turn out to be a rat

 

[Collections Agent]

One thing common to many LOLCOWs we admire on KF is that they all in their careers had an inflection moment when they could “have made it big” (Ethan, nick etc) and they have all crashed and burned thereafter due to their personality types.

For Austin to succeed he will have to buck the trend and as I am a betting man: I give him a 1/5 chance and that’s being generous.

The higher the stakes the greater the discipline required.

I think BMJ has a genuine chance of improving IF AND ONLY IF he realizes how cool it is to buy a ton of nice shit all the time.

If the dopamine from buying and flexing shit competes with the dopamine from drugs then he's got a real shot, since we know that's already second fiddle to gamba