Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fortnite Bear]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't pay too much attention to Jack and his various strokes but Rob is so good at what he does. Just nice and wholesome with not a hit of cruelty in his videos. If I was a grandma coming to watch a video about cooking I would just enjoy the wacky thing he made for his 1000 subs and smile a little bit. The man is perfect at what he's doing.

That being said I watched his video where he makes roasted almonds and did the same thing and it's something I'll keep doing because it's fucking fantastic. Guy is an absolute king.

 

[AltisticRight]

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This guy is great, you can see that no matter how good one's at cooking, a slop recipe produces slop.
He's probably one of the best lolcow-specific trolls, zero harm, just wholesome fun.

If trying to lose weight I do suggest a once a week weigh in.

I suggest him to put down that burger and bottle of coke.
There, he just lost 15 lbs.

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Once again Jack overdid the "keto-friendly' seasoning that is 100 % SHUGARRR in composition.

This steak is blacker than the Jamaican bulls at Hedonism II.

 

[Kamui]

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Is that a fart at 4:49?

 

[densedance]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Well that's just retarded.

I mean ironically I could see somebody wearing these but not for real.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

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BREAKFAST: RAW MEET
LUNCH: RAW MEAT
DINNER: RAW MEETS
GET YOU RAW MEETS

 

[eatler]

BREAKFAST: RAW MEET
LUNCH: RAW MEAT
DINNER: RAW MEETS
GET YOU RAW MEETS

BEND OVER: RAW MEATS!

Edit: also there’s probably a way you could design this shirt where it looks more appealing. I’m thinking either like a vintage checklist or something you would see on diner drive-ins and dives. Right now this looks like something you would buy in a podunk town and depending on pricing (if it’s over 20 bucks) it would really be not worth it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Once again Jack overdid the "keto-friendly' seasoning that is 100 % SHUGARRR in composition.

Based on the fact the seasoning charred like that, you know it's mostly sugar lol

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At least it showcases fatty's inability to properly cook food to doneness

 

[Kosher Salt]

Carnivore diet: 2 oz steak

Jack diet: 2 lb roast

Gee, I wonder why fatty isn't losing weight.

 

[p1138]

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Hmm... weird meat cubes...

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And cubed meat again... was his mommy wife cutting his roast into little cubes what inspired him to make this shirt? Or is this just his idealized form of meat?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Hmm... weird meat cubes...

And cubed meat again... was his mommy wife cutting his roast into little cubes what inspired him to make this shirt? Or is this just his idealized form of meat?

Jack's been having throat issues because of all the cock he's blowing the strokes, so no doubt TamHam has been cutting them into a swallowable size.

 

[Vect]

Once again Jack overdid the "keto-friendly' seasoning that is 100 % SHUGARRR in composition.

Fuck me, they look like Rachel Dolezal's bedroom slippers. There's so much carbon on there that they'll probably find diamonds during his autopsy.

It's almost like he's trying to prove to himself that this is what he wants to eat, that he can and must wolf down steak 24-7 because restraint and health concerns are only for losers!

 

[Pig Cups]

Wasn't able to log back into kiwi for like a month. Any big updates on Jack? I see a lot of new pages and a new poll.

We’re basically like the associates of post-1999 Layne Staley at this point. Killing himself with drugs while everyone around him just waits for the call, knowing it’s a when and not an if.

As you can tell by the poll, it’s definitely become more of a death watch in recent days.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

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It's been said over and over but Rob is so good at this. I love how he even mimics the format of the original Party Cheese Salad video, from "Aunt Myrna Jack has not failed me yet" to doing the exact same "The next day..." cut with the same sound effect. He should get a silver play button one day.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's been said over and over but Rob is so good at this. I love how he even mimics the format of the original Party Cheese Salad video, from "Aunt Myrna Jack has not failed me yet" to doing the exact same "The next day..." cut with the same sound effect. He should get a silver play button one day.

I hope Rob is reading this and gives a shoutout to the Hulkster in his next video

 

[topshrek]

Yum, more candied meat with burnt SHUGUR on top.

I wonder if Fatty is dumb enough to accept a meat rub that's literally just 50% birthday cake sprinkles and still try to call it "carnivore"

One of the rules that Jack cites as compliant with carnivore is that he doesn't count "anything that comes out of a shaker". So according to his LAWGIC, he could just be dumping a shaker full of raw sugar over his meat and still consider himself as complying with carnivore. When you look at the nutrition labels of his sugary ass BBQ seasonings that he coats his steaks with, its no wonder that his SHURGUR levels have barely budged since he began his "diet" three months ago

 

[densedance]

One of the rules that Jack cites as compliant with carnivore is that he doesn't count "anything that comes out of a shaker". So according to his LAWGIC, he could just be dumping a shaker full of raw sugar over his meat and still consider himself as complying with carnivore. When you look at the nutrition labels of his sugary ass BBQ seasonings that he coats his steaks with, its no wonder that his SHURGUR levels have barely budged since he began his "diet" three months ago

Yeah but it's Seasoning so therefore it's not Shugur according to Schroedingers Jack.

Ok mom?

 

[Tiresome]

I hope Rob is reading this and gives a shoutout to the Hulkster in his next video

Try not to "notice me senpai", man. Rob is a chill guy and he'll do what he wants.

 

[AnOminous]

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"I'd like steak with a side of steak and stroke for dessert."

We’re basically like the associates of post-1999 Layne Staley at this point. Killing himself with drugs while everyone around him just waits for the call, knowing it’s a when and not an if.

People were actually sad when Layne died, especially with how hard he went down. That shit was absolutely brutal. Jack could quit doing the stupid shit he's doing tomorrow. He's utterly willfully fucking his own shit up out of hubris and stupidity. Layne was more or less completely enslaved to his demons at the end.