Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[BIG_BRAD]

Apparently Cantillions is dead now, so RIP.

we definitely had some differences in opinion when it came to chris, but hearing about Cants passing made me pretty sad. He wasn't a bad dude. rip

 

[Never Scored]

lol holy shit. I am dying of second hand embarrassment. It's like a combination of Dick's yelling schtick and Lowtax's WACKY ZANY GOOFTROOP schtick., but somehow done even less funny than those two guys.

 

[Guntkvd]

Not sure if this is the right place for it, but Riley made a brief, screechy appearance on a small level Comicsgate stream to screech at the lower dregs of a dying internet comic book movement. Riley proceeded to be ruthlessly bullied by the middle aged lowlifes about his small penis and ugly girlfriend before recusing himself from the bloodsports at around the 20 minute mark. "YoungClippa" tried to rally a defense by drowning out his opponents with volume but a guy who dresses in a pink ape suit started doing the Jim "hollaring hog" taunts, which withered his spirit. He then made some more rape/assaults threats against @robo6, which were met with complete indifference beyond some musing of how much trouble it would be to hose what remained of the Dick acolyte off his driveway.

Is Riley into wrestle wrestle by any chance? Him fidgeting with the sound reminded me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs1H2HIFEQA

Edit: yeah, he mentioned kayfabe. What a fucking faggot.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

i'll admit I find riley's shtick kind of funny, but it would work better if he leaned entirely into his "bad faith actor" kayfabe. too often he tries to make points he thinks are actually good re: art and comic books (gay, boring, not funny) and loses steam. tippa for clippa: less art critique, more yelling at mint

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Some minor-related Dax news, since he has that whole Eric July hateboner. Crosspost from Vito’s thread.

So for those that don’t follow the Dax/Vito/EVS attack on Eric July, a big thing they were trying to push fairly recently is that July never does anything to help other creators and is just a big greedy stingy bully, ect ect.

Eric announced this just a couple days ago.
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Essentially, he’s made a part of his company dedicated to helping other creators get their stuff hosted, published and shipped out. Which, if you know anything about what happened when Eric originally used PayPal when he first started selling ISOM, makes a lot of sense.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing how Vito and crew try to twist this into being an evil bad thing.

 

[AltisticRight]

It'll be funny if Riley gets beaten up and it's livestreamed.

 

[Pill Cosby]

It'll be funny if Riley gets beaten up and it's livestreamed.

I hope Willy Wonka finds him after straying from the factory.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Some minor-related Dax news, since he has that whole Eric July hateboner. Crosspost from Vito’s thread.

Tried scrolling through his twitter to see any seething and he posted a screenshot of the same tweet like three times talking about how he's an awful person who is dumb.

This isn't a unique trait to Juju - a lot of people are guilty of this (I was definitely guilty of this in the past) - but he does this thing where he alternates between saying Eric July is a big dumb nigger who's so stupid and low IQ and can't do anything right, but then also saying he's a manipulative, malicious bully who is actively trying to steal charity money. Not that it's not possible to have an overlap, but he really wants to have his cake and it eat it by saying he's a big dumb ape who speaks in ebonics but also accusing him of a charity defrauding grifter. He's just willing to throw whatever shit sticks and his brain dead fans will believe it.

 

[Mango Cobra]

It'll be funny if Riley gets beaten up and it's livestreamed.

Call me Mati but I genuinely think Riley getting beaten or shot on camera would manage to top the portugal beatdown in levels of hilarity.

 

[robo6]

I'll say it, incest porn is a step up from what she's doing. That whole "step bro, I'm caught in the dryer, fuck my ass" schtick is infinitely far less degrading than letting a hairy manlet piss on you.

Also, that's not defamation, you can't sue people for say your porn is shitty incest porn. Do it though, you will be funny.

You can’t sue somebody for mentioning something your partner is offering publicly. ️

 

[BIG_BRAD]

You can’t sue somebody for mentioning something your partner is offering publicly. ️

what I'm wondering is if he was supposed to be mint's brother or dad in this feature film

 

[Pill Cosby]

what I'm wondering is if he was supposed to be mint's brother or dad in this feature film

Mints handicapped Down syndrome brother.

 

[DankSmoker]

Call me Mati but I genuinely think Riley getting beaten or shot on camera would manage to top the portugal beatdown in levels of hilarity.

I don't think he could top being beaten Chinese, but I 'd be happy to be proven wrong.

 

[Maddox Lost]

Tried scrolling through his twitter to see any seething and he posted a screenshot of the same tweet like three times talking about how he's an awful person who is dumb.

This isn't a unique trait to Juju - a lot of people are guilty of this (I was definitely guilty of this in the past) - but he does this thing where he alternates between saying Eric July is a big dumb nigger who's so stupid and low IQ and can't do anything right, but then also saying he's a manipulative, malicious bully who is actively trying to steal charity money. Not that it's not possible to have an overlap, but he really wants to have his cake and it eat it by saying he's a big dumb ape who speaks in ebonics but also accusing him of a charity defrauding grifter. He's just willing to throw whatever shit sticks and his brain dead fans will believe it.

Those things aren't mutually exclusive, Eric July is a shady motherfucker, and also speaks, and reads at a 4th grade level. I dont think juju and the pedo are in anyway more reliable than making dick jokes, but to say that despite there being pretty legit claims about this thug who has ruined lives, done some shady shit, and skimped out on his comic he fundraised millions for, they are not wrong for saying that Eric is a stupid manipulator. Ill never get why we are forced to defend this retard when dax and the pedo have much better material.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Those things aren't mutually exclusive, Eric July is a shady motherfucker, and also speaks, and reads at a 4th grade level. I dont think juju and the pedo are in anyway more reliable than making dick jokes, but to say that despite there being pretty legit claims about this thug who has ruined lives, done some shady shit, and skimped out on his comic he fundraised millions for, they are not wrong for saying that Eric is a stupid manipulator. Ill never get why we are forced to defend this retard when dax and the pedo have much better material.

I don't think it's so much about defending Eric July as recognizing that Dick and Vito are going after him for pretty much nonsense reasons. Since when has Dick Masterson ever cared about art and comic books? July "skimping out" on his comic is a nonissue because the people who paid for that slop are happy with it. There's millions of people out there every day wasting their money on dumb ass shit for dumb ass reasons and you don't see him dedicating 8 hours a day to complaining about any of it on twitter.

Is Eric July a scumbag? probably. Dick trying to turn him into his own personal lolcow is really awkward and forced tho. It'd be one thing if he was actually trolling him and doing funny shit, but all he does is limp dicked art critique and concern trolling. Even Riley is doing a better job at making something resembling comedy out of trolling EJ. No one fucking cares about comic books, it's all disingenuous. Why not lean into that? The real "biggest problem" with all this is that none of it is funny

 

[Maddox Lost]

I don't think it's so much about defending Eric July as recognizing that Dick and Vito are going after him for pretty much nonsense reasons. Since when has Dick Masterson ever cared about art and comic books? July "skimping out" on his comic is a nonissue because the people who paid for that slop are happy with it. There's millions of people out there every day wasting their money on dumb ass shit for dumb ass reasons and you don't see him dedicating 8 hours a day to complaining about any of it on twitter.

Is Eric July a scumbag? probably. Dick trying to turn him into his own personal lolcow is really awkward and forced tho. It'd be one thing if he was actually trolling him and doing funny shit, but all he does is limp dicked art critique and concern trolling. Even Riley is doing a better job at making something resembling comedy out of trolling EJ. No one fucking cares about comic books, it's all disingenuous. Why not lean into that? The real "biggest problem" with all this is that none of it is funny

No thats a good point, he obviously is doing this to try to get a new maddox, but unless he gets pegged by , I mean fucks Eric's jewerly pushing wife, this is obviously just a ploy for more patreon sheckles.

 

[The Ancestor]

Those things aren't mutually exclusive, Eric July is a shady motherfucker, and also speaks, and reads at a 4th grade level.

The early Eric July drama was funny but it's gotten to a point where it's really forced.
But watching Eric ask Rekieta if he's asked Dax to stop was really fucking pathetic, it did sound to me like "please ask him to stop for me"

 

[genericwhitemale]

Eric July could've been the most milquetoast, gang banger turned comic book writer with a lame bibliography possible and I would 100% be willing to side with him on absolutely anything when my choices are him and Dax "people put themselves in the mind of the submissive in porn" Herrera and Christopher Vito "non-offending means we understand breaking the existing laws is a no-no" Gesualdi. I have nothing but absolute contempt for Juju and Pedo and in a just world, everyone they rail against would have all the good fortune and they'd be starved of any attention whatsoever.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The early Eric July drama was funny but it's gotten to a point where it's really forced.
But watching Eric ask Rekieta if he's asked Dax to stop was really fucking pathetic, it did sound to me like "please ask him to stop for me"

Pretty positive that was much less “tell them to stop” and much more pointing out Nick’s shitty hypocrisy.

Also, expect the “Eric July hate” to pick up again with Dax since he just announced the release date of the next comic.

 

[Pomniman]

Call me Mati but I genuinely think Riley getting beaten or shot on camera would manage to top the portugal beatdown in levels of hilarity.

He'd deserve it for sure, but he's really unfunny in general so I don't see it being as perfectly cinematic as the gunt beating was.