Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Him baby talking to his toilet about "feeding it green poopies" so it can "grow up big and strong like all the other toilets" was such a surreal thing to listen to.

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Just totally fuckin bonkers. He fantasizes about his trolls eating his shit and drinking his piss the dude really gets off on it. When he had TikTok he was subbed to a person who did fart fetish videos.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I love how the liquid in a can of meat is always the juice of the meats and not just brine or oil
sardine juice on those nachos lookin delectable youtoobs

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Wet'n'juicy tubez

 

[Rotogravure]

Recreate this wonderful food hack. I have transcribed the process for you. These are the ingredients IN ORDER.

tapatio doritos,
medium cheddar cheese (shredded)
flaming hot limon crunchy cheetos
medium cheddar cheese again
franks red hot buffalo sauce
ruffles flamin hot cheddar and sour cream chips
more medium cheddar cheese
king oscar sardines (with the juice drizzled all over),
more cheddar cheese
buffalo wild wings HOT sauce [this might just be the frank's red hot sauce again but I can't be bothered to watch again to find out]
hidden valley ranch dressing.

Microwave 1 minute.

Video ends, he does not eat.

Enjoy????

 

[Slim Boglim]

How

Recreate this wonderful food hack. I have transcribed the process for you. These are the ingredients IN ORDER.

tapatio doritos, medium cheddar cheese (shredded), flaming hot limon crunchy cheetos, medium cheddar cheese again, franks red hot buffalo sauce, ruffles flamin hot cheddar and sour cream chips, more medium cheddar cheese, king oscar sardines, more cheddar cheese, buffalo wild wings HOT sauce, hidden valley ranch dressing.

Microwave 1 minute.

Video ends, he does not eat.

Enjoy????

Now calculate how much sodium is in that meal

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Him baby talking to his toilet about "feeding it green poopies" so it can "grow up big and strong like all the other toilets" was such a surreal thing to listen to.

Regular folk have to work very hard to write this kind of material, and it just comes out of his mouth. All the time.

He's like Meatwad, Master Shake, and Carl Brutananadilewski (from ATHF) all rolled into one. Meatwad mispronounces words constantly, and would say something like he's feeding his toilet so it can grow up to be big and strong. Master Shake is terrible at guitar and songwriting, writes outsider music and claims to be a rockstar. Carl 'works outta the home' and can't stop talking about how big his snake is.

He's like a real life Adult Swim character.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

. He fantasizes about his trolls eating his shit and drinking his piss the dude really gets off on it.

You're overthinking it. Cobes has the mind of a 13 year old. Poo poo pee pee is funny to him. Trolls getting pooped on is funny. It's why he makes his wet and juicy videos.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Video ends, he does not eat.

Gotta let it sit on the counter for two days first trole.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Regular folk have to work very hard to write this kind of material, and it just comes out of his mouth. All the time.

He's like Meatwad, Master Shake, and Carl Brutananadilewski (from ATHF) all rolled into one. Meatwad mispronounces words constantly, and would say something like he's feeding his toilet so it can grow up to be big and strong. Master Shake is terrible at guitar and songwriting, writes outsider music and claims to be a rockstar. Carl 'works outta the home' and can't stop talking about how big his snake is.

He's like a real life Adult Swim character.

Comedy writers wish they could come up with the shit this man does on a regular basis.

 

[Mushroom King]

As I watch this man put sardines onto Doritos soaked in ranch and Buffalo sauce, I can believe he has a fart / scat fetish deeply scratched into him.

Maybe Naked and Laughing has tapped it?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Bless his heart for trying to lead a guided meditation but the ASMR "stream sounds" he chose to use reminded me of a running toilet.

That's how he showers. Youtube some water, wave your hands around and... BOOM. Bad energy gone toobz.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I can believe he has a fart / scat fetish deeply scratched into him.

What gave it away, the 10+ uploads he has of him ripping ass titled "wet and juicy" on his channel?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

What gave it away, the 10+ uploads he has of him ripping ass titled "wet and juicy" on his channel?

I wonder what he'd think of Kingassripper.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Recreate this wonderful food hack. I have transcribed the process for you. These are the ingredients IN ORDER.

tapatio doritos,
medium cheddar cheese (shredded)
flaming hot limon crunchy cheetos
medium cheddar cheese again
franks red hot buffalo sauce
ruffles flamin hot cheddar and sour cream chips
more medium cheddar cheese
king oscar sardines (with the juice drizzled all over),
more cheddar cheese
buffalo wild wings HOT sauce [this might just be the frank's red hot sauce again but I can't be bothered to watch again to find out]
hidden valley ranch dressing.

Microwave 1 minute.

Video ends, he does not eat.

Enjoy????

It ending abruptly was perfect. Dunno if he was just too high and didn’t realize he stopped recording or what, but just uploaded it anyways cause twu toobes.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You're overthinking it. Cobes has the mind of a 13 year old. Poo poo pee pee is funny to him. Trolls getting pooped on is funny. It's why he makes his wet and juicy videos.

He was subbed to a tiktok channel of a woman in leather pants farting and it was called something like "iwillfartinyourface". He watched a video of who he thought was gothic dee rip ass and you could see the "neuron activation" monkey meme happen in real time and he says "that was kind of hot"
At the very least he absolutely has a fart fetish.

Edit: I found the source for the tiktok he was following. Yes that is his real and long abandoned tiktok account following fart fetish accounts. Reddit thread source

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He was subbed to a tiktok channel of a woman in leather pants farting and it was called something like "iwillfartinyourface". He watched a video of who he thought was gothie rip ass and you could see the "neuron activation" monkey meme happen in real time and he says "that was kind of hot"
At the very least he absolutely has a fart fetish.

Edit: I found the source for the tiktok he was following. Yes that is his real and long abandoned tiktok account following fart fetish accounts. Reddit thread source
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I forgot about his weird fart fetish. Christ, I remember people railing on him for it and him defending himself saying “it’s funny!!!” Good god lmao

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I forgot about his weird fart fetish.

The best was when people sent him a video of a tranny farting pretending it was gothic dee.
He thought "it was kind of sexy" that a "hot ass goth chick farted for him on camera"... he didn't realize it was a man.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The best was when people sent him a video of a tranny farting pretending it was gothic dee.
He thought "it was kind of sexy" that a "hot ass goth chick farted for him on camera"... he didn't realize it was a man.

Lol that was great. I miss the gothic dee saga. Fuckin’ great shit

A gothic romance. Stephanie is the only TRUE gothic queen.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

gothic dee

I'm surprised she doesn't have a thread and was mainly forgotten. She was very retarded, weird, extremely gullible, and regularly engaged with her trolls. She's definitely a lolcow, but she also DFE's a lot so I don't think she had time to establish a large enough group of trolls to gain momentum. Last time I curiously looked her up she was still active on tiktok making strange videos with plushy boobs, and shocking people with her very bizarre appearance.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm surprised she doesn't have a thread and was mainly forgotten. She was very retarded, weird, extremely gullible, and regularly engaged with her trolls. She's definitely a lolcow, but she also DFE's a lot so I don't think she had time to establish a large enough group of trolls to gain momentum. Last time I curiously looked her up she was still active on tiktok making strange videos with plushy boobs, and shocking people with her very bizarre appearance.

Problem with gothic Dee, at least for me, is that she just wasn’t funny or interesting. She’s just such a low hanging fruit there’s no like, “sport” to it. It just doesn’t hit right, the laughs aren’t there. It’d be like making a lolcow out of somebody with down syndrome who had an inoffensive YouTube channel where they talk about their favorite video games. Like, yeah, sure, you can troll for a reaction and milk him for lulz and he’d cluelessly take the bait but would it really be that funny in the end?

Gothic Dee just seems like a weirdo goofball better left alone to live her weirdo goofball life. I dunno maybe I’m just a gay retard but I feel like just because somebody has the makings of a lolcow doesn’t mean they need to be made into a lolcow y’know? There’s a certain je ne sais quoi a good lolcow like cobra has that she lacks.

I can’t really put it into words but I think it’s like the difference between fucking with somebody who wouldn’t know any better vs fucking with somebody who should know better but just can’t help themselves? For example how cobra will accurately point out that a troll is doing something specifically to fuck with him and acknowledge that but still follow through and take the bait. THAT is fucking funny. Like accurately pointing out that his trolls send bogus DoorDash orders just to get a reaction out of him and then turn around and chow down on a cat food Big Mac

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