"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

I don't understand why people still focus on the European-style bidets when the Japanese invented a bidet system that doesn't need you to get up from the toilet, doesn't take space, doesn't require installation from a plumber, and is cheap.

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Because the good Japanese ones cost $20,000 and require an electrical outlet.

I actually did buy the upgradable toilet which can hide the unit and put in a spare circuit next to the toilet. But I'm still not likely to spring for the $2000 upgrade.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Who buys 15 VR headsets? 20 CoachCoins say buddy's a scalper. Why else would you buy 15 or more of the cocksuckers?

Imagine if the Apple car was still a thing.

 

[Fred Fuckstone]

How would you feel if Boogie/Wings tried to drag Fred onto Lolcow Live as a substitute nool
He obviously wouldn't accept but it would be funny if he came on and blew everyone the fuck out before Keemstar threw him off the call.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Not all of us are that rich.

You can get one that attaches to your regular toilet for $50 - $100 that you can install yourself (if you know how to shut off the water to the toilet, which isn't hard) and elevate yourself to the bidet master race. Best investment you'll ever make. I'll not kidding, You know how you look down on people who shit in the streets? That's how you'll think of toilet paper once you've ascended. Your anus will literally sparkle. It will look like the pursed lips of an angel's kiss it will be so clean.

*edit - added visual representation:

 

[DavidS877]

$50 - $100

Those are for the people who like cold water.

 

[KateHikes14]

Those are for the people who like cold water.

It's honestly nbd. I thought it would be unpleasant, but it's really not.

 

[RollerGator]

This guy was possibly arrested. All the sources I can find are unverifiable.

Alleged law enforcement affidavit: https://www.scribd.com/document/709519241/Kyle-Spitze-Affadavit [Archive]

Web article that is just a digest of the affidavit: https://headlineusa.com/satanic-cul...xploitation-heavily-redacted-records-confirm/ [Archive]

Reddit Thread with people claiming to be his victims: https://www.reddit.com/r/NExpo/comments/1ayd3b3/groomer_with_over_100_online_victims_kyle_spitze/ [Archive]

People are saying that Kyle recorded a video of his mom after she overdosed on fentanyl and vomited blood.

Null. Please watch this video fresh on stream. I saw a lot of sperging over this video of white girls dancing to melaninated music.

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Original Twitter post

Reading through some of the replies was pretty great

White men and black women find this video enraging equally. The video of cybergoths dancing underneath a bridge is less cringe.

I'm not going to mention it on stream but I don't understand the controversy. It's obviously a dance troop or something because they're wearing a uniform (the leg warmers). Probably students at a nearby uni.

The fall of western civilization:
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Powerful, traditional torchbearers of culture:
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Guess what? Women like dancing. That's why men dance. Dance wasn't invented because dudes like dancing. Dance was invented to get laid.

I guess the venue and music is trashy but on my trash-o-meter it barely registers. They're not even showing skin.

It's annoying because they're acting like niggers.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Because the good Japanese ones cost $20,000 and require an electrical outlet.

I actually did buy the upgradable toilet which can hide the unit and put in a spare circuit next to the toilet. But I'm still not likely to spring for the $2000 upgrade.

How much of a bitch are they to plumb into the existing water line?

 

[DavidS877]

How much of a bitch are they to plumb into the existing water line?

The toilet is designed for it, so it's a simple disconnect, add the new T and reconnect. Adding the auto-flush valve is a bit more complicated. But similar models are available for less fancy toilets you just don't have all the plumbing and wires hidden as well but the water tap is basically the same.

The biggest problem for most installs is getting an outlet installed. Easy if you're on a crawl space, can be a giant pain in the ass if you're on a slab or second story.

 

[waffle]

Even the $10 Chineseium ones that spray cold water are a major life upgrade. Your ass is shower clean after every dump.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

The toilet is designed for it, so it's a simple disconnect, add the new T and reconnect. Adding the auto-flush valve is a bit more complicated. But similar models are available for less fancy toilets you just don't have all the plumbing and wires hidden as well but the water tap is basically the same.

The biggest problem for most installs is getting an outlet installed. Easy if you're on a crawl space, can be a giant pain in the ass if you're on a slab or second story.

Wonder how many people just trashily fish an extension cord to the closest(hopfully) GCFI outlet

 

[Claude Sigma]

Because the good Japanese ones cost $20,000 and require an electrical outlet.

Those are for the people who like cold water.

Not sure what you mean, because the most sold model of Japanese bidet toilet is the Toshiba SCS-T161, which costs like 150 USD. Before visiting an apartment for rent here you already know it's the model they put in there, because whenever they change tenants they do a "Refresh" and buy a new toilet seat.
And yes of course it requires an electrical outlet, how else do you expect to power the waterjet, retractable arm, warm seat, and hot water? (Yes, the basic model that everyone has does hot water and warm seat, which my wife now claims she "can't live without during the winter").
But I guess that it can be a pain in the butt (heh, get it?) for those that don't have an electrical plug in their toilet.

 

[KateHikes14]

Wonder how many people just trashily fish an extension cord to the closest(hopfully) GCFI outlet

Real ones just drill to both sides and run the cord to the adjoining room.

 

[DavidS877]

Real ones just drill to both sides and run the cord to the adjoining room.

And then you don't have any of those pesky GFCIs preventing you from being electrocuted by buying a Chinese knockoff of a Japanese toilet seat.

 

[Manimal House]

I know there have been some MATI bingo cards made before, but I decided to make my own and doctor up the look to fit with the theme of the site and stream. Went with specific statements/sounds that I've heard repeated more than several times.

Spoiler: Here's a blank template if you want to make your own

 

[Retink Retunk]

I refuse to believe that someone doesn't wipe, that's too fucked to be real.

 

[Relinquish]

Thanks, Josh for introducing me to Suno.ai. It's fucking awesome

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

On the subject of wiping your ass:

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if you wipe 1000 times, 1 time, or not at all. Toilet paper is a disgusting relic of a bigone era and only a disgusting subhuman shitmonster would EVER use it unless there were no other option available.

The real answer to the shit problem is the BIDET. That's right faggots. Poseidon's paint scraper. The day I had one installed is the day I understood what a clean ass actually is. My ass is cleaner than BEFORE the first time I ever took a shit. When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

Get with the times people.

every bidet I've ever seen is just slow water that gets your ass wet, then you have to get in there with your hands and clean the shit off by hand, and then wash your hands.

they're talked about on reddit like they're a fucking pressure washer for your ass, but they're like a pitiful cat water fountain.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Am I the only one who always budgets a few minutes for a quick shower after pooping? I soap up my genitals to keep them fresh too since it only takes 5 seconds, and then I proceed to ass. I almost never poop outside my home so I'm always squaky clean.

 

[Estate]

Am I the only one who always budgets a few minutes for a quick shower after pooping? I soap up my genitals to keep them fresh too since it only takes 5 seconds, and then I proceed to ass. I almost never poop outside my home so I'm always squaky clean.

I do something similar, where I always shower after I take a poop. This is easily done once you trained your body to a certain routine. Wake up, take a poop, shower, get about your day.
Unless you live in some forest or some 3rd world shithole (Hi Ralph!) there's no excuse of not having a squeaky clean ass. Hell, I don't even understand people that don't shower at least once a day.
Filthy animals!