Lake Oswego dad accused of drugging girls at sleepover - I got tired of posting about troons doing this and deliberately found one that was not

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A 57-year-old man is accused of drugging three 12-year-old girls with sedative-laced smoothies during his daughter’s sleepover last summer at his Lake Oswego home, court records show.

Michael Meyden turned himself in to the Clackamas County Jail late Tuesday on multiple felony and misdemeanor allegations and pleaded not guilty during his arraignment Wednesday in Clackamas County Circuit Court. His bail was set at $50,000.


Meyden laced mango smoothies with benzodiazepine and served the drinks to his daughter’s friends, according to a probable cause affidavit written by Lake Oswego police Detective Nicole Palmeri. Benzodiazepine is a depressant that slows the nervous system.


The affidavit doesn’t explain a motive.


Meyden faces charges including causing another person to ingest a controlled substance and application of a controlled substance to the body of another person.


Mark Cogan, Meyden’s lawyer, said he had not seen evidence in the case.


“Mr. Meyden is presumed innocent and we hope that people will reserve judgment until all of the facts and circumstances are known,” Cogan said.


The investigation began Aug. 26 when Lake Oswego police were called to the emergency room at Randall Children’s Hospital at Legacy Emanuel in Portland where three girls tested positive for benzodiazepine.


The girls told police they attended a Saturday sleepover at their friend’s home and they suspected they had “unknowingly been given drugs by their friend’s father,” according to the affidavit. They described feeling groggy, even blacking out.


They told police Meyden had been “very involved” with their activities during the sleepover and they “got ready for bed at Mr. Meyden’s direction,” Palmeri wrote.


The girls spent most of the time in the basement, where they watched movies and “did facials,” according to the affidavit.


Sometime between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m., Meyden prepared the smoothies “and insisted they drink them,” the girls told police. The drinks had “tiny white chunks throughout and sprinkled on top,” the affidavit says.


One of the girls said she didn’t like smoothies and declined to drink hers, but Meyden insisted, even making a second one for her to try, Palmeri wrote.


The record is redacted; it is unclear who the detective is referring to when she describes their accounts.


According to the affidavit, Meyden made repeated visits to the basement, at one point holding his finger under one girl’s nose and waving his hand in front of her face to see if she was asleep.


He also moved one girl’s arm and moved her body on the bed, the affidavit says. The girl “remained awake in fear that Mr. Meyden was going to do something” to her friend, according to the affidavit.


The affidavit says Meyden walked out of the room, prompting a girl to text her mother at 1:43 a.m. Sunday: “Mom please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don’t feel safe. I might not respond but please come get me (crying emoji), Please. Please pick up. Please. PLEASE!!”


Meyden returned to the basement again, standing near the area where the girls were sleeping for what seemed like an extended period of time, Palmeri wrote.


One girl told police “she could feel him watching her by his presence as she kept her eyes shut, pretending to be asleep.” Meyden appeared to keep “doing tests to make sure we weren’t awake,” a girl told Palmeri.


In the middle of the night, an adult who one of the girls had texted came to pick her up and bring her home. The girl then woke up her parents, who then contacted the parents of the other girls, according to the affidavit.


Those parents went to the Meyden home about 3 a.m. to collect their daughters.


Meyden resisted at first, saying the girls were asleep and asking the parents to return in the morning, Palmeri wrote. The parents insisted, she wrote.


At noon the following day, between nine and 12 hours after the girls had allegedly been drugged, Palmeri interviewed one of them, observing that the girl “walked slowly and used the assistance of her mother for balance, her eyelids were heavy, and she spoke slowly.”


The girl recalled she felt “woozy, hot and clumsy” after drinking the smoothie and subsequently blacked out, falling into a “‘thick, deep sleep’ that she had never experienced before,” according to the affidavit.


The girl could not walk on her own after she left Meyden’s house and kept repeating “what happened” before her parents decided to take her to the hospital, Palmeri wrote.


Court records show Meyden and his wife divorced late last year; they owned a home in Lake Oswego at the time of the sleepover.


Neither of their two children is named as a victim in the indictment. Court records list Meyden’s current address as an RV park in Vancouver.


The divorce filing notes that Meyden worked as a human resources director but was out of work at the time he and his wife split up.
 
Imagine a text from your child:” please come pick me up I might not respond but please I’m not safe “.
"I had better go check that out."

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We're at the point where if you're going to have adolescent girls staying at your house, you basically need to put hidden cameras everywhere
If you're hosting a sleepover, this is probably a good idea whether because of general retardation or in case of a burglary.
 
it's funny, because there is no fundamental difference between this thread and any other thread created by @Larry David's Opera Cape when it comes to troons preying on children

because in both cases, they're still men
Not quite, trannies are by default degenerates, that's a fundamental difference. Trannies being in the general proximity of children is always a red flag in itself.

I think this guy is guilty because of the strong evidence, but I'm not gonna pretend there's no difference. If the guy was a tranny I wouldn't even have needed to read a word of the article to know he is guilty.

It's the Thunderdome, unless it's a troon or gay man there's always tards who will rush to defend sexual predators. See any thread I've made about pedo pastors.
That's bullshit and you know it, troon simp.
 
Not all pills will dissolve into liquid probably some chunks can float even after run through the blender. Because of what was about to happen, the guy was probably visibly shaking with excitement/adrenaline or whatever like an alcoholic whose been without for a day and a vodka truck just crashed in his yard. He's not going to be performing at 100%. On top of all that, 57 years old, he probably can't see small shit up close.
Yeah. I've mixed a lot of pill drinks for good purposes, never evil, and Xanax is one of those drugs that never melts. It turns into a clumpy dry powder scum at the top, and chunkier grainy clumps. He was probably too cheap to buy real roofies. I think he knew in advance that it wouldn't melt, but was too dumb and horny to consider a more normal party drink for kids, like a vanilla milkshake. Which is good, he should do a flip.

ETA: Just pray you never have to drink medication crushed in a glass of liquid.
 
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We're at the point where if you're going to have adolescent girls staying at your house, you basically need to put hidden cameras everywhere and record them at all times just to prove you're not molesting them.

Secretly recording a gaggle of tweens in your house seems like another great way to have the fuzz knocking on your door.
 
Secretly recording a gaggle of tweens in your house seems like another great way to have the fuzz knocking on your door.
No, you have to record every minute. Put a camera in the closet. Put a camera in the bedroom. Put a camera in the ceiling looking down on the bed. Put a camera under the bathroom sink. Put a camera in the shower. Put a camera inside the toilet bowl.

How do the cops know she wasn't subjected to your eager fingers all over her tight, hairless snatch while she was trying to go pee?

Just roll the tape of her tight, hairless, un-molested snatch peeing freely.

Thanks to your toilet cam.
 
No, you have to record every minute. Put a camera in the closet. Put a camera in the bedroom. Put a camera in the ceiling looking down on the bed. Put a camera under the bathroom sink. Put a camera in the shower. Put a camera inside the toilet bowl.

How do the cops know she wasn't subjected to your eager fingers all over her tight, hairless snatch while she was trying to go pee?

Just roll the tape of her tight, hairless, un-molested snatch peeing freely.

Thanks to your toilet cam.
Sometimes the only way to prove you aren't a molester is to become a peeping tom.
 
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Michael Jay Meyden
1 December 1966

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304-834-1283

17606 Woodhurst Pl.
Lake Oswego, OR
97034-4011

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yeah that turns up but I didn't post it because the news article itself says at the time of divorce he was living in a trailer park in Vancouver (WA state). That's probably the marital home where the wife and kids may still reside, so probably better left off.
 
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