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As a true-and-honest ACABer compared to most of the Kiwi Farms, let me just say that I'll trust any cop saying that trans women are women before I trust Rick on anything.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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it puts the lotion on the Patrick, or else it gets the hose again
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Nobody has less credibility than this pathetic stain. Pat will say and do anything to come out on top; lying comes as naturally to him as high-sodium foods. It's more than a compulsion; he simply could not live his life with the truth. This will fuck him because he is too stupid to maintain any level of consistency with his stories, and then you have his egregious social media presence. I just can't see anything happening in his favour.
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Wrong in every detail as always, naysayer.
The judge will take one good look at Pat and immediately sentence him to death for being a fat faggot with bitch tits. The method of execution will be officer Evans kneeling on the amalgamation of chins Fat calls a neck, George Floyd style, while farting in Nikki's vagina, all of that in front of a cheering audience, like the final scene of Kubrick's Clockwork Orange.
The entire process will be aired live on all TV stations in the United States and everyone will clap and racism will end forever because people will realize that it doesn't really matter whether you're black, brown, yellow, jewish or human; we're all equal when anonymously laughing at fat faggots on the Internet.
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Do you have ACAB on your knuckles?
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I thought that too, but in the past Fatty had an uncanny ability to pick attorneys that are almost as retarded as he himself.
He never had a single win in court.
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This stalker child doesn't want to visualize the big pink apparition allegedly inflicted on Fatrick's neighbors.
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Great. I am away traveling for one day and my favorite thread explodes with 40 more pages.
I am sure this was probably mentioned but what are the odds Fatrick got this idea to sue the city through us? Or what torswats said?
It’s possible this was always his plan but we know he isn’t the brightest bulb in the box.
But if we find out he is in anyway behind any of these swat calls or his claims of his property being vandalized even, I will never stop laughing.
Can you imagine Fatrick doing jail time and every week receiving snail mail from atalkers calling him fat?
I am sure this was probably mentioned but what are the odds Fatrick got this idea to sue the city through us? Or what torswats said?
It’s possible this was always his plan but we know he isn’t the brightest bulb in the box.
But if we find out he is in anyway behind any of these swat calls or his claims of his property being vandalized even, I will never stop laughing.
Can you imagine Fatrick doing jail time and every week receiving snail mail from atalkers calling him fat?
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I'm sure this has been on his mind the whole time. Especially is you subscribe to the idea that he is swatting himself. If he's not, he still likely saw this as some type of payday.
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...Maybe?
"Hands on their guns" suggests to me the police had holstered pistols. Therefore, not SWAT, and therefore no swatting here. Pat lies and does not know what words mean, but is there any evidence "the most SWATted man in America" was ever SWATted?
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I never really paid attention to Patrick besides what I leaned about him on MATI, but after watching a few YouTube vids on him it’s pretty wild. I can’t believe he’s suing the city LOL.
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"drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter"
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There's a good amount of evidence that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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Another thing, if this proceeds, we will find out exactly how many times he was truly swatted and how many were just welfare checks or phone calls?
We know for a fact on one of the so called “swats” it was the fire department that responded, not cops equiped with automatic weapons and body armor.
I wouldn’t be surprised to find that out of the 40+ claimed “swattings” he was subjected to less than 5 that would qualify as a swat team response. Which would go a long way to show that the police did indeed temper their response to later calls to his house.
I would love to see the exact breakdown of all the calls to his house and how many qualify as a real swat team response.
We know for a fact on one of the so called “swats” it was the fire department that responded, not cops equiped with automatic weapons and body armor.
I wouldn’t be surprised to find that out of the 40+ claimed “swattings” he was subjected to less than 5 that would qualify as a swat team response. Which would go a long way to show that the police did indeed temper their response to later calls to his house.
I would love to see the exact breakdown of all the calls to his house and how many qualify as a real swat team response.
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If this goes to trial it will be a joy to behold.
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I personally suspect none would qualify as a SWAT response, but I'd be hppy to be proven wrong.
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No, he jumps around like crazy. He lists first occurrence then six more, except shocker, that 7th one is actually the 18th one. Here's a visual aid:
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There is video footage of at least one real swatting so we know at least one was real.
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