Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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whogoesthere said:
It never occurred to me this might be an issue for him. The idea of such a fuckwitted way of stringing a guitar is funny. Yeah seen most of his electrics over the years, always pure fucking filth on them. He doesn't even wipe them with a rag, just no attempt at all to maintain the instrument.

All this being said, do you know what amp he is using? I don't believe he has ever shown it, or I dont remember.
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There's also that classic video of him trying to change a string on the acoustic. He goes through several strings, and keeps breaking them. It seems unlikely that he'd have that many acoustic strings of the same gauge. Wouldn't be surprised if his acoustic guitar is actually set up with random electric guitar strings.

He has a cheap 20 watt Fender Mustang amp. He's shown it a few times, including the mountain wizards documentary iirc.
 
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Will it fall inside the apartment when he opens the door? (I didn't do this don't come for me)
 

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Mister Baranavichy said:
That's a lot of bird seed, I see the burgers will be getting some extra protein come the following weeks I mean the neighbor's birds, my mistake.
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Thank you posting what it is. Blind af today apparently.

Thank you guys for the “sleep” stream notice. It’s my favorite to catch live, I’m always asking myself, is he dead, how long until a knock, will he spill a beer, and how is he going to wake up? Lol.
 
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Ponzo said:
The retard said he wants to get a cat from the shelter "if he does not get puff back"

cats are not retard friendly pets, he should get a goldfish
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I'm about 90% sure this will never happen for a few reasons. First it requires Cobes leave his hovel and go to the humane society that's already a huge hurdle, then he has to pay for the cat taking out of his drinking fund, then he has to get a ride to and from the shelter from Clint who I'm sure does not want him owning a real pet after what happened with Puff. I think it's just him drunk daydreaming.

Cobes didn't even have to leave his house to get puff. Home felon Ian just dropped it off.
 
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Ponzo said:
The retard said he wants to get a cat from the shelter "if he does not get puff back"

cats are not retard friendly pets, he should get a goldfish
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I'd support Cobra getting a cat, it's probably the one animal that would work well with him. Their dietary requirements are "Fill up the bowl with food" and not anything more complicated than that, you can give them scraps of meat or small portions of tuna if you run out and the boy seems to have no end to those resources. You know Clint (Or even his trolls) would DoorDash him cat food anyway. They are affectionate and kind creatures, they need almost no attention because they largely take care of themselves and spend most of their life sleeping, whatever screaming retardation is just behavior the cat can and will ignore. Young cats also like to fuck around and climb on things, I think it'd be hilarious to have Cobra running after a cat because he keeps knocking over his booze bottles and his wand shit.

The only issue I can see is him regularly changing the cat litter. I don't think he'd do it enough and his place would just smell like cat shit 24/7.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
The only issue I can see is him regularly changing the cat litter. I don't think he'd do it enough and his plce would just smell like cat shit 24/7.
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I have visited the homes of lazy people with cats. Yes cat shit stinks, but cat piss is another level, Cobra's future cat will piss everywhere that isn't it's sodden and full litter box and you'll smell it every time you walk past his door and it's dizzyingly overpowering.
Puff's enclosure always looked dirty and uncleaned... this cat is going to turn Cobes home into an (even bigger) cesspit
 
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Fishcakes said:
I have visited the homes of lazy people with cats. Yes cat shit stinks, but cat piss is another level, Cobra's future cat will piss everywhere that isn't it's sodden and full litter box and you'll smell it every time you walk past his door and it's dizzyingly overpowering.
Puff's enclosure always looked dirty and uncleaned... this cat is going to turn Cobes home into an (even bigger) cesspit
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You worry too much, just sprinkle some Bond Tactical Soap pieces into the cat litter box and all anybody's gunna smell is the fragrant aroma of sexy.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
He just wants another pet. Back when Jessica was still in town, he shared a video of some blue "winer miner" puppies being temperament tested. This happens to be the breed Josh has said he'd get if he ever got a dog. Boy misses having a little animal friend.
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No way Josh is responsible enough for a dog. they are great animals but you need a lot of patience and a calm demeanor. Josh is sloshed all the time too, being a blackout alcoholic with a dog is not a good thing. Not only that, he will totally get bombarded by animal welfare checks if he got a dog. (or really any animal i guess)
 
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