Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Blerg]

Spoiler: Polissa has emotions

Politics
War mongering
War rumors
World falling apart at the seams
Walk outside, not like that
Last few places on this planet that seems normal
Lives in Alabama, USA
Ally to the colored and disenfranchised thinks Allee-Bammer is last bastion of hope in this world.

These are all topics she has used in her videos? Except for the last one, since prior she seemed quite cognizant of what her state represents and what it has “done” to her, specifically.

No music career …. Her voice got ruined by the flu? And also by asthma and cigs! Smoked cigs; asthma’s fault.

Lyrics pour like a lyric fountain. I guess her brother only wanted her beautiful, long lost soprano voice, not her flu-ravaged Miley sounding old hag at one star hotel happy hour ruined voice, apparently

Exhausted waiting for $25 of free money.

Used google translate for the drama.

Anyway, lots of words for ‘filters fail too easily’



As for JDoh - grow a pair, if you can manage that better than you did that pathetic struggle garden. You’re a victim of yourself, that’s why nobody cares. Few human traits deserve an automatic bitch slap more than a man whining he can’t get money. In this economy. At that age.

Aww, poor bubbie with his wife making stealing so little money! Clearly, no-give-a-fucks came. The give a-fucks died long ago.

This dodo has dodos for fucks that are available to give for him.

None.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I wondered if she’s going away and rebranding and maybe e beg again

I think most of her problem is that, with so many bigger and more important issues all over TikTok, nobody gives a shit about her e-begging. She can't come on to complain about how haaaard her life is without getting a steady stream of posts about why her problems are relatively insignificant.

Basically, she's got too much competition for attention and gimmes in the Hard Luck and Trouble Club, and posting to TikTok isn't getting her either money or the kind of sympathetic attention she craves.

 

[scumfuck]

Polly needs to get on TikTok Live with all the other retards begging for money. She's just being her typical lazy self. People aren't going to donate to you because you have bad no plumbing.

They will donate to you if have a skill or something. I literally saw a live where somebody was writing usernames in a little zen sandbox and they were getting money for having good handwriting.

The grift is what you make of it, Pissa. Come up with a new schtick.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She should totally do a live with her mangy dog doing... well, anything. Or a cat that isn't matted and covered with fleas doing... well, anything. Maybe balance empty cat food cans on its head (goodness knows when the old feline in the house is zonked hard, this is possible and the ancient fluffy wench won't even move). Find sleeping kitties and put funny word ballon papers by them. That'd probably get a few donations rolling.

Even a fucking retard who's more engineering focused and less creative focused like myself can come up with ideas for grifting, but this 'creative artist painter/musician from whom lyrics flow like water' dipshit can't?

It's not that Pissa can't, though. It's that she won't.

Because no help will come.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polly needs to get on TikTok Live with all the other retards begging for money. She's just being her typical lazy self. People aren't going to donate to you because you have bad no plumbing.

They will donate to you if have a skill or something. I literally saw a live where somebody was writing usernames in a little zen sandbox and they were getting money for having good handwriting.

The grift is what you make of it, Pissa. Come up with a new schtick.

IIRC she has the follower count to qualify for lives if she actually wanted to do them.

I don’t really look at TikTok beyond quick cow stuff but the few lives I’ve seen were often GRWM chit chats (of influencers, but still) or women doing tarot readings for tips. One didn’t even use an actual deck but Lion King playing cards that she wrote arcane names on. I watched for five minutes and she was making $5+ every fifteen seconds with defaced Lion King cards for telling kids they’ll pass their math test.

Hell, she claims to be interested in going to events, or painting. “Paint Beach Cat with me! Send me money and I’ll answer your questions or use a specific color!” The trailer was always a bust but people love that HGTV shit. Could’ve built an audience and maybe paypigs from showing Joh destroy the plumbing. Hell, she gets most of her audience from disability videos! Etc etc etc

She just wants people to throw money at her because she asked, just like on Twitter. That’s the real reason she’s fucking off for now. People called her bill shit out, so TikTok is no longer fun between that and her watching political videos the algorithm feeds her. While I agree with @FarmerKhourtney that Polissa may rebrand after returning, she has no initiative to follow through with that rebranding. How’s that glow up going?

 

[ZB927]

Maybe balance empty cat food cans on its head

Cat tax (he was the best cat ever )

Even a fucking retard who's more engineering focused and less creative focused like myself can come up with ideas for grifting,

Have you seen the videos/reels where people roll glass jars and bottles full of liquids/orbees down concrete stairs? Incredibly stupid and wasteful - I couldn't clean that shit up repeatedly without losing my mind - yet inexplicably popular and unique. If some idiot can do that, surely Pissa can come up with SOMETHING.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Polissa has never understood this facet of human relationships: if you want other people to give you something, be it money, affection, loyalty etc. you should focus first on what it is you can give them. If you suggest that to her she'll ragepost about capitalism, and capitalism certainly takes that idea and runs with it, but it's a core element of marriages and friendships too. If you want close friends who will support you when you're down, you shouldn't be the type of buddy who won't help them move house, or who hits on every girlfriend they bring around you.

Her twitter grifts failed for this reason too: the big players always know the secret to donations is taking your marks on an emotional journey. Ratchet up their sympathy (look at my poor little rescue kitty, he's starving!), tell a compelling story, and make the mark feel like they were a key part of it (because of your donations go ez and his brothers have food, litter and new beds. I couldn't do it without you, twitter!) and if you can, hook them in for repeat money (with your help, I can make Polissa Campbell's sanctuary for wayward cats. Join my patreon)

I very rarely say this, but I don't think it's a matter of laziness for Polissa. I think she genuinely struggles to comprehend how other people feel on anything but the most surface level, but most importantly she absolutely does not see why she should contribute back to other people in any way shape or form. She won't help the family that finances her by doing chores like babysitting. She screeches "taxation is theft" literally the second her household has taxable income. Why the fuck should she invest time and energy making tiktoks for you heartless slobs? Her donors are an ATM to her. We might as well ask her to consider the feelings of her EBT card.

 

[glass_houses]

Narcissists are incapable of empathy. The smart ones realise that, and will fake it to a certain amount of success because it helps get them what they want out of others. Polissa is stupid, so not only does she not realise that human relationships are transactional, she completely lacks the ability to modify her behaviour in other to manipulate the people around her. Most narcissists are charming fuckers: they don't care if what they're saying is true or not, and they certainly don't care about you, so they can tell the most outrageous lies and smarm endlessly with a completely straight face. Polissa screams at people until they give her what she wants to shut her up. Unfortunately for her, the end result of this tactic is that she is so unbearable that no one wants to be around her, and since she is a complete black hole when it comes to physical resources and emotional support and company, there is no good reason why they should. If the majority of functional human beings weren't genetically and socially programmed to look after their family group/clan, she would been out on her arse decades ago.

People like Polissa are a prime example of how an evolutionary advantage can come full circle and bite a species on their collective arse.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa's TikTok sabbatical didn't even last three days. She deleted the hiatus announcement and posted a stitch where she bravely goes filterless to share what a forty year old woman really looks like

Other TikToker (Modern Day Moguls): Let's take this video! Stitch it and I wanna see what all the 40 year old faces look like!

*cut to Polissa*



Well! This is it! No filter, no beauty blur!, no makeup! 100% all natural me! Not bad for forty!

 

[Breadbear]

No filter, no beauty blur, no ears!, no makeup! 100% all natural me!

Ftfy

 

[Berserker Armor]

Well! This is it! No filter, no beauty blur!, no makeup! 100% all natural me! Not bad for forty!

Girlie you ain’t got no ears tho. That’s kinda bad for forty

 

[LonesomeDud]

Polly needs to get on TikTok Live with all the other retards begging for money. She's just being her typical lazy self. People aren't going to donate to you because you have bad no plumbing.

They will donate to you if have a skill or something. I literally saw a live where somebody was writing usernames in a little zen sandbox and they were getting money for having good handwriting.

The grift is what you make of it, Pissa. Come up with a new schtick.

Lady, you're nuts. What is she possibly going to do on TikTok Live? Bob Ross up some Beach Cats?

 

[Kweeksilva]

Lady, you're nuts. What is she possibly going to do on TikTok Live? Bob Ross up some Beach Cats?

I'd paint along to that ngl

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'd paint along to that ngl

Some of you would absolutely do this and half the reason I read this thread is to also laugh at those girls.

Edit,: I'm not gonna name names, because I'm a people pleaser and a coward. Deal with it. You know who you are. At least admit it.

 

[scumfuck]

Ear spotted (if you could call it that)


Looks more like a hole on the side of the head like a bearded dragon

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

The song lyrics pour out of her like diarrhea.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Girlie you ain’t got no ears tho. That’s kinda bad for forty

That's why she''s such a huge proponent of government supplied UBE (Universal Basic Earlobes). The top 1% control 99% of the ears.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Ear spotted (if you could call it that)

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Looks more like a hole on the side of the head like a bearded dragon

How many times magnified is that, because I didn't see SHIT

The song lyrics pour out of her like diarrhea.

Oh, so the ghost that's haunting her was really Jimmy Dean himself all along?

 

[scumfuck]

How many times magnified is that, because I didn't see SHIT

It was the last frame of the video when she turns her head. I assume it's so zoomed cause I cropped the screenshot on my phone. I promise I'm not autistically zooming in on the bog goblin's face

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It was the last frame of the video when she turns her head. I assume it's so zoomed cause I cropped the screenshot on my phone. I promise I'm not autistically zooming in on the bog goblin's face

Oh yeah, she did eyefuck herself at the end as she commented on how good she looked for her age. Given how far out she has to move her face to expose her itty bitty ears, just being able to spot them at all is a miracle.

Another Kiwi fucked me up when she pointed out elsewhere that Polissa is wearing earrings in this selfie. Big earrings.



Didn't see them at first either? Don't blame ya