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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
One of the Ceiling Cats is under Null's power. Nick had been listening to their advice about how to do his show for a long time and he has finally realized that the left cat was giving him bad suggestions that have hurt the show. So he is only listening to the Ceiling Cat up on the right now. Right cat told him to cancel the locals streams and talk more about sex with men. Right cat has also been very complementary on Nick's new look. Right cat told him "Thin is in" and that Nick will be a real hottie at the bar now.
As Nick told us in the stream, Null ordered left Ceiling Cat to chop off and steal Nick's hand if he showed it in that stream. So Nick had to carefully hide that hand.
He claimed that they put him on it before modafinil for narcolepsy, and it made his heart race and he 'wanted to murder people'. It got so bad that he had to tell his wife to take their infant child out of his hands, and the GP switched him off of it when told about this and his family history of cardiac issues.
It explains the sexual fixations. Hes probably sitting in the basement sniffin pills and having sex with his hand.
When its time to come down, break out the whiskey. Wake up hit the xxans and start all over
Now that I could see. Give him enough money to just go away under a non-disparagement agreement. You would want to make sure the guy who is getting sued for defamation doesn't defame you.
Anybody know who the artist is that did the paintings?
Art Gallery mark ups make the new car and jewelry industry green with envy. If he paid $200k at a gallery he’d be very lucky to get $20k out of them. The gallery system exists for a very good reason, it’s the retail world on steroids.
Edit: I was wrong and he has stories of getting violent and homicidal on both Adderall and Nuvigil / armodafinil. No wonder he's such an angry spiteful faggot, every time he takes his modafinil he's probably having to hold back from killing all those innocent animals.
Lowtax also repeatedly assured everyone he was allergic to all narcotics and therefore could not be taking them, much less addicted to them! They all got stories that totally explain in detail why they totally aren’t taking X drug.
My theory on the jaw movements is that he's actually just swishing mouthwash around in his mouth constantly. He does this to remove the clear aftertaste and residue caused by having cock in his mouth all the time
It's a handful of different artists. People have posted who they are. None of them seemed to me to be any good. I don't think any of them sell for more than $1000 a pop on the open market. Some of them were bought at charity auctions, so Nick just spunking his money off to try and look good. Others were commissioned by either Nick or Kayla. I think these were the ones where they really paid through the nose -- artists whose work generally sells for less than $1,000 were charging them $10-20k type money. I seem to recall the Depp painting fell into this category.
I've asked this question myself and some of the more obsessive autists here were able to give me chapter and verse on who did them and what he paid. Hopefully, said people will show up with a more definitive answer.
I clicked on a link to locals by mistake and noticed Mersh was on the front page. So i go over to https://locals.com/discover and notice he is in the trending tab with no Nick at all. So i wasted some time and found Nick is trending in every capture from Jan 2022 to Nov 2022. Unfortunately no one did archives from Dec 2022 -Feb 2023. March 2023 is when he is no longer on trending and does return in any of the captures archive.org has to date.
I don't know how the trending tab works but if it is based on subs or overall activity of a community that isn't good. Mersh being on it now is pretty shameful for all the rest of the creators.
Anybody know who the artist is that did the paintings?
Art Gallery mark ups make the new car and jewelry industry green with envy. If he paid $200k at a gallery he’d be very lucky to get $20k out of them. The gallery system exists for a very good reason, it’s the retail world on steroids.
Lowtax also repeatedly assured everyone he was allergic to all narcotics and therefore could not be taking them, much less addicted to them! They all got stories that totally explain in detail why they totally aren’t taking X drug.
It's a handful of different artists. People have posted who they are. None of them seemed to me to be any good. I don't think any of them sell for more than $1000 a pop on the open market. Some of them were bought at charity auctions, so Nick just spunking his money off to try and look good. Others were commissioned by either Nick or Kayla. I think these were the ones where they really paid through the nose -- artists whose work generally sells for less than $1,000 were charging them $10-20k type money. I seem to recall the Depp painting fell into this category.
I've asked this question myself and some of the more obsessive autists here were able to give me chapter and verse on who did them and what he paid. Hopefully, said people will show up with a more definitive answer.
Eric Waugh and Bill Mack were the two who were supposed to be the most impressive. Waugh did most of them, and I think Mack was the Joker or Depp painting. One of them (I cannot remember which) Nick bought from a dying artist, Robert Hurst. Hurst a was doing his best to clear his inventory so that his widow did not have to sell them after he passed on.
As a reformed party head that looks a lot like what I like to call 'meth jaw' and happens for the same reason as teeth grinding when on amphetamines. The swinging in particular tends to happen either during or after the come down. It's similar to coke jaw, but the way the mouth moves is a little bit different.
If I can recall correctly I am fairly certain that Nick has mentioned experimenting with MDMA before, which would line up perfectly as I've seen that exact same thing from it's use. It can also happen from taking meth as well, if anyone's feeling particularly uncharitable towards the poor Polish alkie.
Jesus fuck that is some insane movement. I'm no expert on drugs by any means but he has to have had quite a fucking bit of coke for it to be swinging that badly, right?
ETA - I'm not sure why but it's not necessarily related to dose (although that can contribute). Some people can have a taste of a stimulant and start rocking their jaw like a cow chewing cud, others don't seem to be as affected.
Because Nick's approach to humor and comedy is to take a funny joke and run it into the ground until he hits the center of the earth. Unbreaded is the obvious example, but just look at his stand up comedy with how repetitive the jokes are (if you can call them jokes). Or the balldo which started as a joke segment he went on and on about for and then became a recurring thing. Or back in the day how he do nothing but the Lungmoine song parodies which got old fast. Dude has no sense of comedic timing.
It's a handful of different artists. People have posted who they are. None of them seemed to me to be any good. I don't think any of them sell for more than $1000 a pop on the open market. Some of them were bought at charity auctions, so Nick just spunking his money off to try and look good. Others were commissioned by either Nick or Kayla. I think these were the ones where they really paid through the nose -- artists whose work generally sells for less than $1,000 were charging them $10-20k type money. I seem to recall the Depp painting fell into this category.
I've asked this question myself and some of the more obsessive autists here were able to give me chapter and verse on who did them and what he paid. Hopefully, said people will show up with a more definitive answer.
Sounds about right. Looks like some artist on Etsy was commissioned to do a painting of Kayla.
So basically just vanity art purchases and no actual value besides sentimental (or I guess a tax write off if it was bought at a charity auction) Charity auctions, famous painting prints and commissions make up the bulk of art for most lawyers. He’s just proud enough of it to be sure to leave them leaning against the wall in view of his camera, probably thinks this qualifies them as a business expense.
They probably have spent big bucks on commissioned portraits. Lawyers have a real thing for commissions, they are probably the #1 customer base for portrait artists. Good art is art that depicts them or things they like and a truly good, trained portrait artist will rightfully charge a lot for their work.
PL, because the lawyer portraits spurred a related buried memory.
Years ago there was a real fad for my city’s politicians and lawyers getting portraits done of themselves and/or their families. I know this wasn’t just in my city, but common in lots of cities/regions and probably still is. Anyway, they started one upping each other with ever more expensive or elaborate paintings. One night I walked into a fundraiser being held in a private home and in the lawyer foyer, as you entered to check your coat, was a this lawyer/politicians most recent commissioned oil painting. The guy didn’t even have it hanging on his wall, but planted on a giant easel by the front door to make sure absolutely everyone had to see it.
It wasn’t of him but of his wife and their children. The painting was very well executed, obviously by a trained portrait artist. It would be unremarkable except the small children were dressed like prim Victorian dolls and the wife was in a high cut mini-skirt showing lots of leg, a bit of cleavage and big hair. Like some high priced escort from 1988 that had kidnapped two children from 1888.
It’s still etched into my memory all these years later. He told everyone he paid $40k for just the painting, the elaborate frame was another $8k. Who knows if that’s true but I was convinced that I could take it to a NYC gallery and sell it for a million as ironic pop art. Sadly this was before camera phones were invented.
But this was just the most memorable of at least a dozen lawyer paintings I saw commissioned during that two year period. I think all the time spent passing portraits in courthouses and state capitols does something to their brains and makes them ache for their own.
I’d bet big canvas printed photos of Nick, Kayla and the little Rackets are what dominate the walls of their home along with inspirational quotes and word art. (Probably some wholesome kids’ art too) Nick’s art purchases, unless they are portraits, wouldn’t fit with Kayla’s interior décor aesthetic. They will remain leaning on the streaming room wall.
Eric Waugh and Bill Mack were the two who were supposed to be the most impressive. Waugh did most of them, and I think Mack was the Joker or Depp painting. One of them (I cannot remember which) Nick bought from a dying artist, Robert Hurst. Hurst a was doing his best to clear his inventory so that his widow did not have to sell them after he passed on.
IIRC I think he said the one from Hurst was some painting a woman dancing. I don't know why I think that, but I could've swore I remember him talking about it.
When I was a kid, my mom commissioned her best friend's sister to paint a giant oil painting of me and my siblings. It was a nice painting but it was so fucking weird and I hated having to explain it to my friends whenever they came over to play Xbox.
