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Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab”
by James Hibberd (February 27, 2024).
An “immersive experience” that promised to transport Willy Wonka fans into a “magical realm” has turned out to be such an epic letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a meth lab.

The U.K. event was titled Willy’s Chocolate Experience and charged customers $44 each (photos below). The attraction was not affiliated with the Warner Bros. movie Wonka, though the event’s marketing came as close as possible to suggesting it was based on author Roald Dahl’s creation. The ad copy invited fans to journey to “a universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life” that included “mind-expanding projections, optical marvels and exhibits that transport you into the realm of creativity” and “wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn!”

The event organizers apparently used artificial intelligence to generate promotional images that suggested a very high-quality attraction, which looked just like the immersive and trippy Wonka-esque world that the ad copy promised. But the result was somewhat different, and ticket buyers needed pure imagination to think it looked anything like a fantastical chocolate factory.

As reported by The Guardian, customers showed up in Glasgow to find “a sparsely decorated warehouse with a scattering of plastic props, a small bouncy castle and some backdrops pinned against the walls.” Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Photos from the event went viral online comparing what was promised to what was delivered:

Of course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.

The Guardian added that event organizers refunded tickets and apologized for the “very stressful and frustrating day,” telling customers, “Unfortunately, last minute we were let down in many areas of our event and tried our best to continue on and push through and now realise we probably should have cancelled first thing this morning instead.”

And so shines a good apology in a weary world.
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Someone interviews the "Meth Lab" girl.
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I wonder if the House of Illuminati just used AI for anonymity?
The guys that made this "Willy" have history that goes back to illicit vandalism that made the famous piece of graffiti called "Love is in the Air", and a fake park/art exhibition called "Dismaland"
 
This reminds me of that time years back when me and my dad took my nephew to this dinosaur animatronic show in my state. The commercial showed all the cool looking dinosaurs moving around and colored lights and shit like that. When we went none of them were moving at all. Like they were broken down or something. It was only a few of them. I think I saw like 12 of them. But there was this huge area where these merchants setup tables selling a bunch dinosaur themed junk at inflated prices.

It felt like a total scam. I said we should have stayed home and watched all the JP movies.
 
To be fair, the actual Willy Wonka is very autistic and he would let many kids in tears after a visit, so this is in fact as accurate as possible (aside from the looks of the factory).
To be fair, actual Wonka was just testing those children to see if they were the right person for the job and if he did not give them lifetime chocolate, Charlie would have convinced him to do. But it was quite clear he was always going to make good on his promise.

Although if you really want Wonka to be an arsehole. All the children got an everlasting gobstopper that would literally last forever. They got their lifetime supply. And only the child gave it back would get an actual lifetime’s supply, that being the factory itself.
 
The sad thing is, if they had just put all of the props into a couple of rooms next to an arcade/jump room/ or bowling alley, they could have rented it out as a place to hold kids birthday parties. They could have made a killing in the long term. But they got greedy and wanted their money all at once.
Are you seriously expecting long-term thinking from the Scots? Expecting thinking of any kind might be a step too far, now that I ponder the situation.
 
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