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Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab”
by James Hibberd (February 27, 2024).
An “immersive experience” that promised to transport Willy Wonka fans into a “magical realm” has turned out to be such an epic letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a meth lab.

The U.K. event was titled Willy’s Chocolate Experience and charged customers $44 each (photos below). The attraction was not affiliated with the Warner Bros. movie Wonka, though the event’s marketing came as close as possible to suggesting it was based on author Roald Dahl’s creation. The ad copy invited fans to journey to “a universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life” that included “mind-expanding projections, optical marvels and exhibits that transport you into the realm of creativity” and “wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn!”

The event organizers apparently used artificial intelligence to generate promotional images that suggested a very high-quality attraction, which looked just like the immersive and trippy Wonka-esque world that the ad copy promised. But the result was somewhat different, and ticket buyers needed pure imagination to think it looked anything like a fantastical chocolate factory.

As reported by The Guardian, customers showed up in Glasgow to find “a sparsely decorated warehouse with a scattering of plastic props, a small bouncy castle and some backdrops pinned against the walls.” Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Photos from the event went viral online comparing what was promised to what was delivered:

Of course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.

The Guardian added that event organizers refunded tickets and apologized for the “very stressful and frustrating day,” telling customers, “Unfortunately, last minute we were let down in many areas of our event and tried our best to continue on and push through and now realise we probably should have cancelled first thing this morning instead.”

And so shines a good apology in a weary world.
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All the articles mention a horrifying chrome mask but no one is posting a fucking picture of it.
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Bonus: excerpts from the AI-generated script
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I really hate how fucking Daily Mail is somehow better at journalism with their absolute cancerous 2004 looking ass website than so many other places. They did 3 articles on the thing but the one that really caught my eye is the one where they are showing who the guy who set the thing up is and the caliber of "person" we are dealing with, along with one where they spoke with the woman who looks like meth head Oompa Loompa and confirmed that yes she was scammed as well.

This article has the basics we have all seen on the thread already

This one is talking to the woman. She reveals what she was hired to do, and how it quickly came about that it was a complete clusterfuck. Bonus points: they actually show off the "script" she was given and as you can imagine it is a heap of computer generated nonsense.

And this one shows off the man behind it all. A troglodyte that has published 17 books, all written by AI. Including of course one on how to "obtain financial freedom" by drop-shipping. He had a fully H.R. compatible word salad of buzzwords of a LinkedIn profile, and his company website "House of Illuminati" was similarly brimming with AI generated images and long winding sentences of buzzwords about his "company" that in the end said nothing.
 
I can definitely see the meth lab comparison
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Bitch looks like she's been sampling the product.
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Kind of angry with myself on two counts: Far too nice a lab setup for an actual troonshinery. This looks like a legit chem lab compared to the real favela-apartment. Likewise the Otokonoko-troon passes better with this 'shop.
 
This is the part where I remind you that a significant percentage of the population of most western countries are functionally illiterate. It's entirely possible that these morons actually can't read well enough to discern nonsense English from actual English.
Kind of fucking scary to think about.
I'm pretty sure the NHS has to write all their patient literature for the reading level of a 9 year old(!) as that's about average in the general population.

The Wonka stuff had some decent props, and they'd got some funky backdrops and that - if they'd just crammed it all into a couple of rooms it might've looked slightly less er, grim. Slightly.
 
I really hate how fucking Daily Mail is somehow better at journalism with their absolute cancerous 2004 looking ass website than so many other places.
They're scum mud dredgers, but they'll dig everything out for clicks unlike other rags that will hide things inconvenient for whatever prevailing lefty narrative is in the news cycle
 
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