Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I hope he gets a cat. Cats are vengeful little shits. It will shit in his hat, piss in his shoes, and knock every bottle of alcohol off the counter. If he gives it the wrong type of food, it will literally cover his entire apartment in unbearably stinky cat diarrhea that will seep into the carpet and make the whole place uninhabitable. Cat piss left to rot will literally make him sick. It will not just stink his place but quite possibly his entire floor.

And I’m not even gonna get into the ridiculous number of diseases that cats Who have been left to fend for themselves can carry.
 
That cap gun gives him so much bravado.

Going outside to smoke with the Bog Iron on his hip is MDWU. He can only get away with this shit in a place like Casper.
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I hope he gets a cat. Cats are vengeful little shits. It will shit in his hat, piss in his shoes, and knock every bottle of alcohol off the counter. If he gives it the wrong type of food, it will literally cover his entire apartment in unbearably stinky cat diarrhea that will seep into the carpet and make the whole place uninhabitable. Cat piss left to rot will literally make him sick. It will not just stink his place but quite possibly his entire floor.
Have you ever owned a cat in your life? They do not act like this.
 
Mr. Green was also just him being a moron and smoking near it.
Forgetting when he directly blew the vape in its face, or tried to give it little drops of his drink combo?

It may have been a fucking bug, but he still looked and treated at it like an actual pet, and would try to get it fucked up on multiple occasions. He may be a retard that means well, but it's still abuse.
 
Forgetting when he directly blew the vape in its face, or tried to give it little drops of his drink combo?

It may have been a fucking bug, but he still looked and treated at it like an actual pet, and would try to get it fucked up on multiple occasions. He may be a retard that means well, but it's still abuse.
I noticed that you're gay etc.
 
He's said "faggot" close to 9 times now. The redditors must by hyperventilating with faux outrage.
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And now he's onto the "my troles are gonna get arrested one day" cope.
The YouTube chat seethed so damn hard. Nothing but 1,000 redditors and tourists in there. FangirlKate seems to be back too.
 
I dont follow cobes all that much so I have to ask, is he still doing user requests such as putting protective spells on people for a couple bucks or did that get shut down a while back because of the trolls? If he is, how does one make a request?
 
I dont follow cobes all that much so I have to ask, is he still doing user requests such as putting protective spells on people for a couple bucks or did that get shut down a while back because of the trolls? If he is, how does one make a request?
He hasn't been into his magic very much lately as far as I know. It's possible he gave up his powers in exchange for swamp-pussy.
 
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