Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Triggerni66er]

Warski was never good. He needs a competent tard wrangler as well as guests to play off of. Warski Live was the best show in 2018 because Jf Gariepy and Warksi interacted in such a strange way that it was hilarious and charming. They also had lots of guests and more importantly Jim called in constantly.

My favorite stream was the one where Andy got the copyright for the Liberalists in Canada.

His current role seems to be live in OBS slave to PPP, unfortunately you can see his influence in the way that the Kino Casino operates like the extremely long run time, constant superchat reading and beating dead horses to death. The show is ultimately hamstrung by Warki and his lack of talent and creativity. PPP is a lazy whale who has become shameless. Warski who is a recovering drug addict and alcoholic who received brain damage from boxing Salt Papi most likely can barely keep his own shit together let alone motivate PPP to create the kino he used to make.

 

[Captain Manning]

His current role seems to be live in OBS slave to PPP, unfortunately you can see his influence in the way that the Kino Casino operates like the extremely long run time, constant superchat reading and beating dead horses to death. The show is ultimately hamstrung by Warki and his lack of talent and creativity. PPP is a lazy whale who has become shameless. Warski who is a recovering drug addict and alcoholic who received brain damage from boxing Salt Papi most likely can barely keep his own shit together let alone motivate PPP to create the kino he used to make.

I mostly agree, although I do think PPP makes a good point at times. He's certainly the better of the two. Maybe I'm just being too generous.

I never watch the full shows though. That's psychological torture. I only watch clips.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Warski is a tomato can both physically and mentally but in order to get to him Frog would have to go through PPP and possibly Metokur as well.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Warski is a tomato can both physically and mentally but in order to get to him Frog would have to go through PPP and possibly Metokur as well.

It's a testament to how far CG has fallen when Andy Warski or PPP are considered big gets.

 

[Captain Manning]

Warski is a tomato can both physically and mentally but in order to get to him Frog would have to go through PPP and possibly Metokur as well.

The much thornier of the two, by far, is Metokur.

Like I say, I think FROG would be stupid to pick that fight. I think FROG would finally meet his match.

ETA: Would definitely be funny to see him try though!

 

[huckbeine]

I would really love all of CG go after Jim. dont they remember that Jim has taken down bigger names like that journalist and that video game developer. CG and the gay frog would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[KingofSomething]

I would really love all of CG go after Jim. dont they remember that Jim has taken down bigger names like that journalist and that video game developer. CG and the gay frog would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

And don't forget about the Sweetie Squad. @FROG really doesn't want someone who can casually bring in thousands of live viewers to shine a light on how stupid he and his autistic little clique are to his intensely loyal fanbase

 

[Fascist Kirk (CG Safe Sp)]

@robo6 ok cum stain neg rate me for a comment made a year ago with autism.
Go dance for uncle-e maybe he will let you suck his dick agane and if not there is always more work at the UN Faggot

 

[NSA]

Warski is a tomato can both physically and mentally but in order to get to him Frog would have to go through PPP and possibly Metokur as well.

I'm actually pleasantly surprised Warski seems to have instantly seen though EVS and his bullshit, even a tard knows that a guy defending vito and pretending to be friends with Metokur is bad news and should only be mocked from a distance.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised Warski seems to have instantly seen though EVS and his bullshit, even a tard knows that a guy defending vito and pretending to be friends with Metokur is bad news and should only be mocked from a distance.

I think he and PPP would engage hard if there was still any legitimate following or audience left in CG. Even retards understand that its not worth their time to feud with a smaller viewer base than their own.

 

[chalkyresidue]

I would really love all of CG go after Jim. dont they remember that Jim has taken down bigger names like that journalist and that video game developer. CG and the gay frog would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Metokur had some pretty harsh words for the unspecified right wing trad larpers who still go on Ethan Ralph’s show, ignoring all the on-air horse abuse. EVS has appeared on the Killstream relatively soon after. I don’t think his friend Metokur will think too highly of that

 

[Still Exceptional]

Goddamn Ethan's paypigs are retarded.

If he draws every day then he shouldn't take 3 FUCKING YEARS to release a single fucking comic. Most comic artists can get a comic completely illustrated in a fucking month or two.

These faggots will still be making excuses for Frog if Reignbow the Brute takes another 3 years, won't they?

 

[Rupin]

Goddamn Ethan's paypigs are retarded.
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If he draws every day then he shouldn't take 3 FUCKING YEARS to release a single fucking comic. Most comic artists can get a comic completely illustrated in a fucking month or two.

These faggots will still be making excuses for Frog if Reinbow the Brute takes another 3 years, won't they?

That’s why they are pay pigs. Drama farming and superchats is where he makes most of his money, imo. This feud with Eric July has been a huge cashcow for him so far.

 

[Mister Dongs]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised Warski seems to have instantly seen though EVS and his bullshit, even a tard knows that a guy defending vito and pretending to be friends with Metokur is bad news and should only be mocked from a distance.

You give Warski too much credit. He tried to make content going after Frog and CG with Geekthulu back in 2020 but just got lost trying to parse through the autism and made a bunch of weak livestreams of him trying to figure out what the fuck he was watching. Within three weeks without Geekthulu to tardwrangle him he was on a livestream with Panboy eating out of his hand.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised Warski seems to have instantly seen though EVS and his bullshit, even a tard knows that a guy defending vito and pretending to be friends with Metokur is bad news and should only be mocked from a distance.

They were both primed for this based on their long standing dislike of Masterson. They might not know much about FROG, but they know plenty about Dick.

Ethan made a fucky wucky oopsie doodle by climbing into beds with the Masterson camp, because now he's got more eyes on him from outside his own little weird corner of the Internet. He might still be making money from his usual gaggle of braindead idiots, but he's also drawing a lot more fire than he usually does, and alienating old allies in the process. This will not end well for him if he persists.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That’s why they are pay pigs. Drama farming and superchats is where he makes most of his money, imo. This feud with Eric July has been a huge cashcow for him so far.

Crowdfunding books was making him a mint until he derailed it by being a lazy sloth. He could've still done it the lazy way by releasing two new projects per year - three months to draw and three months to fulfill with little effort. It would've taken maybe 12-18 months to get the process and supply-chain figured out and then every six months thereafter customers would getting new shipments of major properties, each campaign grossing $500k-$1mill. With a bit more effort he could've done three per year fulfilled every four months rather than six. That's what I envisioned when this started. Instead he's finished what, two comics with 50 different variant covers (most done by other artists), a couple posters and a doll line sitting unsold in his warehouse that nobody asked for? It's amazing how badly he's blown this.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Goddamn Ethan's paypigs are retarded.
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If he draws every day then he shouldn't take 3 FUCKING YEARS to release a single fucking comic. Most comic artists can get a comic completely illustrated in a fucking month or two.

These faggots will still be making excuses for Frog if Reinbow the Brute takes another 3 years, won't they?

The fat cunt is on Twitter most of the day; as far as I know he has no producer for his YouTube channel a la Nerdrotic, meaning he trawls the internet for Eric July activity himself for each and every Trashcast… so anyone who believes EVS is doing ‘work’ from 9am to 6pm is either gay or a lobotomy outpatient.

I suspect Ethan Van Sciver’s daily routine, since at least fall ‘2023, is more like this:

10:00 - gets up alone after blissfully sleeping through his autistic daughter’s difficult pre-school morning regimen, missing the silent cursing from his wife as she gets another day closer to a lucrative divorce settlement

10:15 - Twitter

11:00 - Breakfast o’Obesity

12:00 - Enters the basement. Contemplates sitting at his drawing desk, sometimes gets as far as switching the task lamp on, but finds himself searching for Eric July content

13:30 - Lunch o’Obesity

14:30 - Twitter

15:30 - Feels a momentary pang of panic/fear when he realises another wasted day goes by and he is in over his head wrt fulfilling his books. Silently wishes Doug TenNapel dead for having the foresight and discipline in getting his books all done before becoming an internet grifter

16:00 - Checks his campaigns

17:00 - Twitter

18:00 - Dinner o’Obesity

19:00 - ‘Downs Tools’ for the day - this means opening his basement hatch to signify to his wife he is ‘done working’

20:00 - Trashcast

23:00 - Snacks o’Obesity

23:15 - Boomer internet session and regression into nostalgic torpor about sun-kissed 80s niche TV segments, wistfully losing himself in a long-forgotten time before he was too fat to see his own bellend

01:30 - Off to bed, being careful not to disturb his wife who hates him

Obviously schedules may vary but we can consider this a typical day.

 

[Absurdity]

Crowdfunding books was making him a mint until he derailed it by being a lazy sloth. He could've still done it the lazy way by releasing two new projects per year - three months to draw and three months to fulfill with little effort. It would've taken maybe 12-18 months to get the process and supply-chain figured out and then every six months thereafter customers would getting new shipments of major properties, each campaign grossing $500k-$1mill. With a bit more effort he could've done three per year fulfilled every four months rather than six. That's what I envisioned when this started. Instead he's finished what, two comics with 50 different variant covers (most done by other artists), a couple posters and a doll line sitting unsold in his warehouse that nobody asked for? It's amazing how badly he's blown this.

The best thing about it is that both comic and streamer wells are drying up for him. The hate watch factor is only set to grow, which would be a double dose of karma since that is what he's doing with July.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The best thing about it is that both comic and streamer wells are drying up for him. The hate watch factor is only set to grow, which would be a double dose of karma since that is what he's doing with July.

He thinks hate-watchers equals money a la Howard Stern but he completely misses the business model that made that work on radio in the 90's. Stern's hate listeners were more ears for the advertisers and it doesn't work that way on Youtube. His haters might tune in occasionally but aren't going to buy his shit or send in Superchats. He's just not smart at all.

 

[Stupor Mario]

so anyone who believes EVS is doing ‘work’ from 9am to 6pm is either gay or a lobotomy outpatient.

Your timeline is pretty spot on except you left out the time he takes out of his day for second breakfast, elevenses, afternoon tea, and supper. If he spent as much time a day working as he does eating (and sperging), he would be caught up by summer.