More post-jail sightings megathread

[Ammyterasu]

Chris’s physique has always been morbidly fascinating, he has weak chicken legs that barely look like they’d support an average person, but his upper body is the shape of a warped barrel with the weight too match.

Sometimes I remember this photo from his college days (which he liked enough to put in his online dating profile too) and I strongly feel this was a glitch in the matrix

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris on a self love quest on Christian Love Day.

 

[A Grey Cat]

LMAO the tranny socks

Especially since they are blue and white but no pink or pink and white. Blue and white is essentially colors for the pooners/non binary but still on the masculine side. In other words Chris is unintentionally admitting he's more male than female and doesn't pass for shit.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

LMAO the tranny socks. According to reddit he was there to play Pokemon Go
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And another sighting from someone who was there to play a Smash tournament I think
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Spoiler: bigger pic

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I hope that the university was notified. Chris is extremely disgusting. Literally, a 42 year old man creeping on a bunch of zoomers. Before you guys say anything, he's always done this shit. It's just that now, he knows not to talk to any women and thinks the bad fashion choices alone are enough to attract young girls. He'll be busted for being a fucking creep again.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I guess Tubby is spending his birthday hanging out at Liberty University.

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I wonder how long it'll be until Falwell's students burn him alive at the stake.

The best comment I've seen about this came from Reddit:

 

[Broseph]

Chris’s physique has always been morbidly fascinating, he has weak chicken legs that barely look like they’d support an average person, but his upper body is the shape of a warped barrel with the weight too match.

Also what a pathetic way to spend your birthday, wandering around aimlessly like some stray dog.

Chris is literally shaped like a potato with sticks for arms and legs.

 

[FinnSven]

LMAO the tranny socks. According to reddit he was there to play Pokemon Go
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And another sighting from someone who was there to play a Smash tournament I think
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Spoiler: bigger pic

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He looks like an old lady about to commence knitting.

Maybe this is his much more subtle yet deceptive attraction sign?
He hopes that naive old ladies think he is one of them, so sit with him to join his knitting circle, until they are seized for “soul bonding”.

Chris’s physique has always been morbidly fascinating, he has weak chicken legs that barely look like they’d support an average person, but his upper body is the shape of a warped barrel with the weight too match.

It is weird yes. Fat wankers like him normally have kind of chunky legs. Not strong particularly, just chubby and able to hold their bulk.

Maybe it’s because the fucker barely does any walking and just by some quirk of genetics doesn’t store much fat on his legs?

 

[Seija Kijin]

He looks like an old lady about to commence knitting.

Maybe this is his much more subtle yet deceptive attraction sign?
He hopes that naive old ladies think he is one of them, so sit with him to join his knitting circle, until they are seized for “soul bonding”.



It is weird yes. Fat wankers like him normally have kind of chunky legs. Not strong particularly, just chubby and able to hold their bulk.

Maybe it’s because the fucker barely does any walking and just by some quirk of genetics doesn’t store much fat on his legs?

I think it’s mostly a genetic thing with him, I swear he has a chromosome issue that could explain a large amount regarding his abnormal physicality.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I think it’s mostly a genetic thing with him, I swear he has a chromosome issue that could explain a large amount regarding his abnormal physicality.

Could CWC have Klinefelter's?????

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I guess Tubby is spending his birthday hanging out at Liberty University.

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I wonder how long it'll be until Falwell's students burn him alive at the stake.

I wish that Chris would dress like a normal person

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chrisfoot spotted yesterday at River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg (source)


Edit:

idk if I believe that but it's funny

 

[Naenia Ness]

Chrisfoot spotted yesterday at River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg (source) Same clothes.
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Those socks get uglier every time I see them

 

[Blazeuser56]

LMAO the tranny socks. According to reddit he was there to play Pokemon Go
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Looks like he caught a Pokemon, a shiny one even...

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

LMAO the tranny socks. According to reddit he was there to play Pokemon Go
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And another sighting from someone who was there to play a Smash tournament I think
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Spoiler: bigger pic

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Redditard looks like a genetic abomination

 

[FinnSven]

Redditard looks like a genetic abomination

With what respect can be mustered for Reddits user base, what did you expect?

 

[Chief Nigwelfacheqee]

he has weak chicken legs that barely look like they’d support an average person, but his upper body is the shape of a warped barrel with the weight too match.

Eggman.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Am I the only one who would not want this 42 year old sex offender on the grounds of my college if I was a college kid?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

What's the likelihood that's Chris' clothes get washed in-between outings?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Not very likely, I find it hard to believe he showers, let alone washes his clothes.

 

[The Dude]

Am I the only one who would not want this 42 year old sex offender on the grounds of my college if I was a college kid?

I wouldn't want him even in my state, and at any age. It's bad enough he's in my country. I wonder if we could pay some Russian space launch company to yeet him into space and do the whole world a favor? (Edit: to be clear, this is a joke)