DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cubanodun]

I dont know much on the mini pc, is that the bench mark for the one that was given to him

No, he was given the cheapest MiniPCs, the ones that you only use for office work and you see them as Best sellers in amazon, the benchmark is with one with the new Ryzen 7 chips this one is with the God88, i just put that screenshot to shot down his insistence that is IMPOSSIBLE to play AAA games on a Mini when in reality you can at 1080p

You can even get better performance if you use the new chips with AI cores but those are for desktops

Edit: i dont know what MiniPC he got exactly im consulting with DSP archivers

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What the fuck is he going to do when Jasper goes to that great catnip patch in the sky? Angrily yell at the vet that a parent aren’t meant to outlive their children?

Hold a mass in his local Catholic Church, complete with a tiny cat sized coffin on lit de parade?

I do think he is going to fake cry for at least a month when that happens and he will pull some shit where he either explicitly says or vaguely implies that he should not be made fun of because he's a parent who has outlived his child.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Do you think hes saying this since he just has rose tinted glasses to being a kid.

Yes it's that but also he has this obnoxious habit where he has to exaggerate everything when he says anything at all about food. He'll use that same language for the current goyslop he eats too. It's fucking weird. If he sees any food item in any video game he has to say it's delicious. "Oh look I just found a delicious apple. I found a delicious taco. I found a delicious banana". Everything he doordashes is flavorful and robust. A chicken sandwich with more sauce than he'd like on it was a traumatic event for him that he harped on for months.

He's just a sad mess of a person trying to convince himself that he's not, because he's not alone on Superbowl Sunday again. What's really going on is Kat put the perfect amount of Italian Seasonings and Spices in his homemade hot pocket and he's actually eating a gourmet feast and it isn't sad at all, but it's really flavorful and meaningful.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Edit: i dont know what MiniPC he got exactly im consulting with DSP archivers

https://www.amazon.com/TRIGKEY-Mini-PC-16Thread-Supports/dp/B0BYKD7H76?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1

Not sure if it's exactly this one, there's a few Trigkeys like this. Either way, it's not an el cheapo Mini PC and can game somewhat.

The thing is... Phil has zero need for a mini PC. He could have bought a low-end prebuilt tower for that $400 that could actually game.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Ok, i dont know much about building pcs for gaming or streaming either, but I know enough for his "AMDs are meant to overheat" to know he was talking straight out of his ass. which also when he was given the mini PC wasnt it for emulation and classic games, i dont know why he got all pissy at his chat saying he cant play elden ring

 

[Cubanodun]

low-end prebuilt tower for that $400

Speak of the devil, you can go below that apparently

 

[Malakim Phoros]

"UUUHHH why would I waste my time with that dude, I need this to stream and capture and play. People think they're experts when I already explained this a million timed dood, I guess you cant fix stupid. ACK ACK ACK. That being said, I could really use your support, I streamed for an extra hour today and got nothing for it, what happened, you like this game don't you"

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

What the fuck is he going to do when Jasper goes to that great catnip patch in the sky? Angrily yell at the vet that a parent aren’t meant to outlive their children?

Jasper is going into the garbage disposal 100%

 

[hector85]

Jasper is going into the garbage disposal 100%

then he's gonna beg for money because his top of the line disposal broke. i don't know who's got the worse dusposal habits, dsp or perry

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

A video game makes DSP cry like a little bitch again, because he was thinking about what would happen to Khet and his cat "son" Jasper if something happened to him. He tries to human for a little bit, but fails, then starts ack-ack-acking when the game said his wife would be secretly be happy without him.

Phil laughed at what he thought was an absurd scenario, but here's what will really happen: When DSP does the world a favor and dies, Khet will give Jasper away to some local Chinese neighbors for food, and the dent money would dry up. She'd go broke and be forced to out of the house, since she'd be unable to pay for it, she'd be stuffed with the funeral costs, since Phil has no life insurance, and she'd accrue all of Phil's debts, and live out in the street and get hounded by debtors.

She'd then spend the last of her money on moonpies and die painfully in her sleep from a heart attack.

...One can dream, I guess.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

How abnormal is it it go from blank expression, to tearing up and shaking voice to laughing, In like the span of 30 seconds. Thats not normal right

 

[The Pulverizer]

Now this is advice Phil will never implement

I talk slower to extend the average watchtime.

How is this revolutionary?

Phil's real problem is that he deliberately listens to the wrong criticism because he's too lazy to really change.

The whole "This Is How You DON'T Play" movement was about how unprofessional I was.

No, the problem is that your audience found that more entertaining side of you. They then turned into detractors when you refused to give them more of what they wanted. You couldn't capitalize on the fact that you suck at games because of your precious ego.

Phill will ignore years' worth of complaints and listen to one comment criticizing him because adjusting his content for that one commenter takes less effort. Then he'll go, "I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU GUYS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO WORK WITH!"

 

[Gulls on Film]

How abnormal is it it go from blank expression, to tearing up and shaking voice to laughing, In like the span of 30 seconds. Thats not normal right

It makes sense if you view Phil as a robust woman going through menopause.

 

[Corpun]

Been on hiatus from this thread for a few days, lot of shit to catch up on, two thoughts though.

A: "The game devs are fucking my business over because they don't account for my needs and release their RPGs all in the same span of time."

Uh yeah Dave, it's not like all these CEOs get together in a big circlejerk and decide who gets what month to release their game, you should fucking know this with your 15 year legacy but typically new releases come out around the same time because the business degree guys figure out the optimal time to release a product for the masses. But of course this is their fault and not him playing these RPGs at a snails pace.

No one fucking asks him to do every last piece of side content, that is all his perogative, but he always somehow slides this into how people wanted him to change dood! He has this weird obsession with how much he has changed for self-validation. Were TIHYDP ever about telling him to improve, and not about making fun of this loud obnoxious retard? Even weirder he thinks that there are only two routes you can go, be a loudmouth jackass who blunders through games and being a boring slow as shit retard bumbling his way through games. The only thing that has changed in your content since the beginning Phil is your method of recording gameplay and the lack of obnoxious jokes about sticking your dick between some woman's tits.

Sorry to sound like a moralfagging a-log but if you laugh at the same joke about slipping a girl some roofies and having a gangbang you haven't changed at all.

B: DSP crying about what his family would do if he died and how he thinks about that last reACKt. Nigger, you fucking said when you were playing San Andreas how you have no idea what Khet would do if you had a stroke and died tomorrow. You just laughed that question off and said she'd go to a nursing home. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY IF YOU LOVE YOUR MAID-WAIF SO MUCH?

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Haha

 

[RougeRed]

How abnormal is it it go from blank expression, to tearing up and shaking voice to laughing, In like the span of 30 seconds. Thats not normal right

It is perfectly normal if the tears are performative.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil does not "need a new PC for streaming." The problem is Phil is too stupid to update his software. All he needs is someone to update his software and clean out his hardware for him, but Phil is such a retarded consoomer that instead of spending a couple hundred for that he wants to spend a couple thousand for a new box with hardware he isn't going to use and updated software to protect his ego from having to acknowledge that he's stupid. He could maybe use a new graphics card but he doesn't play PC games so he would never use it.

Phil's current PC:

• i7-4930k 3.9GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-780ti
• 256GB SSD
• 3TB Hard Drive
• Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
• 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:

• i7-950k 3.07GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-460
• Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

Not sure what the specs on his Mini PC are. I assume it probably has a better graphics card maybe?

Edit: When RTU offered to send him one of his old PCs, which put a stop on that instance of 'OMG I need a new PC' begging, I think what RTU would have sent him would literally be what he already has plus a better graphics card.

 

[grump]

I mean I get why folks are jealous, but as you said: They don’t see the whole picture.

For fucks sake, DSP is so mentally damaged and isolated THAT HE HAS CONSTRUCTED AN ALTERNATE REALITY IN HIS HEAD, WHERE HIS CAT IS HIS SON!

That clip of DSP tearing up, because he imagined his catson growing up without him, really brought that point Fucking home.

What the fuck is he going to do when Jasper goes to that great catnip patch in the sky? Angrily yell at the vet that a parent aren’t meant to outlive their children?

Hold a mass in his local Catholic Church, complete with a tiny cat sized coffin on lit de parade?

I do think he is going to fake cry for at least a month when that happens and he will pull some shit where he either explicitly says or vaguely implies that he should not be made fun of because he's a parent who has outlived his child.

Can someone dig up the hamster death vlog where he's stone cold cool as a cucumber while Reanna is sobbing? It would be so funny if someone cut the footage side by side of him pretending to lose it over jasper hypothetically going to the great litter box in the sky.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

How abnormal is it it go from blank expression, to tearing up and shaking voice to laughing, In like the span of 30 seconds. Thats not normal right

While many still think these are performative, I'm still of the opinion that these emotional outbursts he has out of nowhere are largely him finding an outlet for his depressive feelings regarding his life situation by projecting them onto other subjects. Even in the case where he had reason to cry crocodile tears, like when talking about T, he seems to cry on command unusually well for someone who is as bad at acting as he otherwise seems to be. More likely, I think, that he knows deep down that he's in a bad place (regardless of whether he consiously admits it to himself or not) and has these emotions churning just beneath the surface at any given time.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

While many still think these are performative, I'm still of the opinion that these emotional outbursts he has out of nowhere are largely him finding an outlet for his depressive feelings regarding his life situation by projecting them onto other subjects. Even in the case where he had reason to cry crocodile tears, like when talking about T, he seems to cry on command unusually well for someone who is as bad at acting as he otherwise seems to be. More likely, I think, that he knows deep down that he's in a bad place (regardless of whether he consiously admits it to himself or not) and has these emotions churning just beneath the surface at any given time.

Also lines up with the emotions of an addict. High highs from getting tips, wwec, drinking, spending money, etc. Leaves him depleted of dopamine.

This is how alcoholic gamblers come down.