Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The Nothingness]

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One of the girls in Madame Web. Soon to be Mrs. Bob Chipman, I'm certain.

She's the current Hollywood hottie.
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Should give you an idea of her talents.

Don't mind me. I'm just thinking back to when Bob called Megan Fox a sex doll because she was eye candy in the first two Bayformers.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

04Mar#22
Mr. Beast has some protips to struggling "video essayists".

Mr Beast does videos about setting a thousand iPods on fire and 10 million kids will watch it. Bob reups hours of his old content complaining about DC and calls it new because he adds in a few minutes of him telling everyone how much he hates JK Rowling and no one watches it. The algorithm, ragetubers, or grifters from either side of the political aisle is not why people don't watch Bob's videos. They are just another thing for him to blame his failures on.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.03.04-01]

Enjoying that spiky blue dildo being jammed up your ass, Bob?

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[2024.03.04-02] If you have a problem with Biden paying jews to enact pogrom, you are an actor who wants to bring fascism into America.

When fascism contaminated America, it will do so in the form of a Blue Wave.

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[2024.03.04-03] Stancil.

Reminder: Vote RED (Remove Every Democrat) or America is dead.

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[2024.03.04-04]

Or you can vote against Democrats and support an actual resistance movement.

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[2024.03.04-06]

So why don't you, superhumanoid, turn your mom's and your brother's houses into Affordable housing?

Because Moviebob has no desire to house anyone other than Moviebob.

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[2024.03.04-11]

So speaks Moviebob, stupid who happens to be a YouTuber.

Looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Agreed. If I came across an elevator that never stops, I'd rather trip and fall down the stairs than lose a limb while boarding an elevator in perpetual motion.

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[2024.03.04-13] Even Joker has a moral compass.

Unlike Moviebob.

Moviebob wanted 62,000,000 Trump voters exterminated if it meant keeping a so-so piece of art could survive. Hitler exterminated 6,000,000 Jews. Moviebobism is that line of morality that sits even lower than that of actual Nazism.

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BREAKING NEWS
U.S. Supreme Court unanymously determines Donald Trump eligible for 2024 Presidential race.

Natch, Fascistbob is seething (EDIT: decensored):

No, Bob. You're the one rejecting reality and substituting your own.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

BREAKING NEWS
U.S. Supreme Court unanymously determines Donald Trump eligible for 2024 Presidential race.

Natch, Fascistbob is seething:

No, Bob. You're the one rejecting reality and substituting your own.

Robert, if the people cannot express their opinions through a vote, they'll express it through a gun. I know you're throbbing at the thought of a civil war, but wars do not end where, when, and how you wish, and you don't get to decide who lives and who dies. Don't worry, Trump will be defeated when the election is fortified, or else he'll be hamstrung through his second term.

I guess Robert also didn't notice, or care, that the vote was 9-0. It wasn't along party lines. It was unanimous. Imagine your opinion being so bad it's rejected across party, gender, and racial lines.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Natch, Fascistbob is seething:

No, Bob. You're the one rejecting reality and substituting your own.

The sheer cope. They all voted no. Including YOUR GUYS. Bob, it was never "fun while it lasted", it's been a disaster that's FINALLY been put down. You lost and should be ashamed you were for it.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The best part is there is a mechanism by which the Constitution can be amended and these things changed. Just convince enough of us across all the states that your point of view is correct, and we can have a constitutional convention and make changes. Lmao

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Natch, Fascistbob is seething:

No, Bob. You're the one rejecting reality and substituting your own.

LMAO Bob cussed. The Supreme Court of America not throwing literal Hitler into prison amd risking people voting for him gets Bob just as mad as when some cartoon gets cancelled.

 

[JayHarrison]

...if the people cannot express their opinions through a vote, they'll express it through a gun.

Correct. Should Fuckwit in Chief Biden win re-election, I'm of the opinion that the only way to remove despots like Biden from office is through bullets instead of ballots.

I guess Robert also didn't notice, or care, that the vote was 9-0. It wasn't along party lines. It was unanimous. Imagine your opinion being so bad it's rejected across party, gender, and racial lines.

Or even across species. It doesn't matter who agrees with the 9-0 SCOTUS decision to keep Trump on the 2024 ballot, Moviebob will regard them all as subhumanoids. Yes, even the most ardenly loyal of Democrat toadies.

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LMAO Bob cussed. The Supreme Court of America not throwing literal Hitler into prison amd risking people voting for him gets Bob just as mad as when some cartoon gets cancelled.

Bob didn't swear in the original post. I was in such a rush to post that image of Moviebob's reaction, I completely forgot to include the (decensored) statement above. The appropriate change has been made.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I know you're throbbing at the thought of a civil war, but wars do not end where, when, and how you wish, and you don't get to decide who lives and who dies.

Bob really seems the type to think that he can have a civil war start, and then if its not going how it wants, he can just press the "Compromise" button and get back everything he had, minus one or two concessions. When in reality, once shits kicked off, only the winning side gets to dictate terms. Give them shit terms, and they'll say "No thanks, we'll keep taking what we want".

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob really seems the type to think that he can have a civil war start, and then if its not going how it wants, he can just press the "Compromise" button and get back everything he had, minus one or two concessions. When in reality, once shits kicked off, only the winning side gets to dictate terms. Give them shit terms, and they'll say "No thanks, we'll keep taking what we want".

Well Bob isn't isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. A civil war is supposed to be like that one Marvel movie where nothing but a airport blows up, and the REAL bad guys get exploded

 

[Dean Pentel]

Bob really seems the type to think that he can have a civil war start, and then if its not going how it wants, he can just press the "Compromise" button and get back everything he had, minus one or two concessions. When in reality, once shits kicked off, only the winning side gets to dictate terms. Give them shit terms, and they'll say "No thanks, we'll keep taking what we want".

The idea of Bob being caught up in the shit when war kicks off in America again is damn funny to me. It doesn't even have to be actual battle in his city but his face at the disruption to utilities and supplies would be something I wish I could see.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The idea of Bob being caught up in the shit when war kicks off in America again is damn funny to me. It doesn't even have to be actual battle in his city but his face at the disruption to utilities and supplies would be something I wish I could see.

He'd lose his shit over a lot of Hollywood grinding to a halt as any war measures would almost certainly reach deeply into the "Creative" class for manpower - They're young, their skillset has no applicability in valuable manufacturing or other irreplaceable skillsets, and they generally have two hands. Good enough for Government work, as they say. I'm not sure hollywood knows how to work in a manpower and resource constrained situation anymore, there's a good chance that rather than shifting to smaller projects, they just freeze/export work overseas, and spend years figuring that out to no avail.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's idea of a civil war is other people killing all the chuds while he provides support from his phone while getting drunk in his mom's house. Bob will not march into Boston with Grand Pappy's OP hand cannon but will demand others to do so.

The idea of Bob being caught up in the shit when war kicks off in America again is damn funny to me. It doesn't even have to be actual battle in his city but his face at the disruption to utilities and supplies would be something I wish I could see.

Bob's worry about disruption probably starts and stops about the possibility that he won't be able to enjoy a fairly small amount of McDonalds. Let's see how long his foot stays attached when his medication dries up. It's not just him that's in trouble. The Lesser Brother's two kids have some kind of special medication that they need. The retard threw a bitch fit when his company changed providers on him making it a little more difficult to get. The hell are they gonna do when it is IMPOSSIBLE to get? Is Bob gonna stand over their twitching bodies and say "Look friendo, we needed to defeat Orange Man. I am like Marvel's the Avengers and you are no longer a person"?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Bob's worry about disruption probably starts and stops about the possibility that he won't be able to enjoy a fairly small amount of McDonalds. Let's see how long his foot stays attached when his medication dries up. It's not just him that's in trouble. The Lesser Brother's two kids have some kind of special medication that they need. The retard threw a bitch fit when his company changed providers on him making it a little more difficult to get. The hell are they gonna do when it is IMPOSSIBLE to get? Is Bob gonna stand over their twitching bodies and say "Look friendo, we needed to defeat Orange Man. I am like Marvel's the Avengers and you are no longer a person"?

Exactly! The Internet being out, especially if as a side effect of electricity not being available, would be fucking hysterical. Can you imagine how much he'd hate having to be alone with his own thoughts, unable to ceaselessly consoom? I don't even have to get into how great it would be to watch his diabetes become completely uncontrolled or have him fuck up his insulin dosage.

Goddamn Bobby, may the coming troubles teach you harshly to be careful what you wish for.

 

[Flexo]

"Bob's adventures in the second American Civil War" nearly makes me want to write fan fiction again.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Is Bob gonna stand over their twitching bodies and say "Look friendo, we needed to defeat Orange Man. I am like Marvel's the Avengers and you are no longer a person"?

Bob will stand over the bodies of those children and declare that Trump must pay for personally killing them. People who think like him think that every action and unforseen consequence was premeditated by his enemies. If the left starts a civil war to behead the cheeto benito, and he defends himself, and the consequences of that conflict cause him personal harm? Well that was Trumps plan all along, because he's a Chud.

To be clear, after that dramatic declaration, he will sit back down to seethe because someone will ratio his latest spergpost, and he's got to prove why he's an ubermensch - Violence is for the simple minded, after all, not his superior intellect.

Goddamn Bobby, may the coming troubles teach you harshly to be careful what you wish for.

I do wonder how Bob will adapt to the coming media realignment - Even without civil war faff, normal folk are losing interest in big budget movies, games, comics, whatever. More and more attention is slowly shifting towards small content creators, and I expect the trend to accelerate if people like Markiplier end up making a successful production on a reasonable budget that actually makes a profit - Even if by their brand name and inbuilt audience, if nothing else. Inertia kept hollywood alive for four years of "bleh" and disappointing reception, and we don't have a new up and coming media star like they did back in the late 2000's as Marvel managed to make Iron Man work. Closest you got is FNAF, and horror is always a notoriously niche and fickle market, as are tie-in media. There's success in those hills, but not at a 200 million dollar budget.

In that kind of media market, people don't really need a Bob to review their films - He doesn't know about these creators, their communities or their passions. He doesn't know about 'real' indie filmmaking anymore, nor games no books nor comics, all because he's associated those indie scenes with the people who've been "Righteously cast out" of the community and deliberately ignored as a result. I suspect the media landscape is going to fracture along these indie and community lines, with more coming out in small niches that you'll never hear about, even if you're trying to keep up. The only relevant resources will be the people already deep in these niches and fandoms, of which Bob seems to actively avoid.

His own short sightedness has once again cost him the opportunity to pivot to the next form of media and critique, and he's going to be left behind. Always ironic, for someone who's constantly advocating for change and advancement at all costs.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

"Believer Proof" Faggot you're the one who "believes" a man can become a woman.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

"Bon's adventures in the second American Civil War" nearly makes me want to write fan fiction again.

Ashokan Farewell plays in the background

Dearest Mother,

It has been three days since I marched to war, and two days since I was captured by the savage Chuds. They refuse to provide me with a Nintendo emulator in shameless defiance of the Geneva Conventions. My foot smells of almonds and my captors have taken their pleasure of me so often that I am now fecally-incontinent. But I know that President Biden has not forgotten us, and on Sunday I offered my ice cream ration to his effigy.

General Wu has kept up the spirits of most of the Massachusetts regiment. I have volunteered many times to help her dilate, but my name has yet to be called. We entertain ourselves by re-enacting old episodes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. My Mario is a great favorite among the troops, but too few stay for my lectures afterwards. Even in the midst of all war’s horrors I am repulsed by the lack of intellect here. The Southie conscripts say I talk like a fag. I fear that in their hearts they have gone over to our captors. When we win and achieve the Superior Future, I will not hesitate to place these traitors against the wall.

I must go now, Mother. Know that when the tears threaten to fall I steel myself by remembering your good home cooking and imagining I can hear the strains of the World 1-2 theme. Don’t worry about us, Mother. We’ll be home by next Pride Month to enjoy Banquet frozen meals in front of the television as Pa would have wanted.

Lovingly yours,


Bob

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't know who is Sydney Sweeney.

She's an actress. The fact that she's also in Madame Web is probably only half the reason Bob beats his meat to her.

"Believer Proof" Faggot you're the one who "believes" a man can become a woman.

But but it's SCIENCE! I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! - Bob, probably.

Even science cannot fashion bob a woman-out-of-man who would willingly touch him.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

She's an actress. The fact that she's also in Madame Web is probably only half the reason Bob beats his meat to her.

But but it's SCIENCE! I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! - Bob, probably.

Even science cannot fashion bob a woman-out-of-man who would willingly touch him.

To tie into his Asian fetish Bob is the Panda of the Human Race no one wants to fuck him we'd choose extinction 1st.