[Verse]
Elliot Gomez, and Bai Dong-suk.
Zombies attackin', they're shit out of luck.
Only together, can they resist.
The endless hordes,
of the red mist!
[Chorus]
He fights with his bare hands,
it's a complete slaughter.
You'll regret meeting him,
if you mess with his daughter.
He only has one dream,
a united Korea that's pure.
American dogs are the disease,
and he is the cure!
BAI! DONG-SUK!
[Verse]
An unlikely duo,
they answer the call.
To stop the Admiral,
and his dog Null.
If Elliot makes,
Bai Dong-suk pissed.
It'll be worse,
than the red mist!
[Chorus]
He fights like a warrior,
He's a fearsome guy.
He will mess up the coons,
with his pal San Hye.
If you have criticisms,
you shouldn't even bother.
Elliot's not a self insert,
and Bai's a bad father.
Cloaca's parody art,
it goes way to far,
He will feel the wrath,
of the mangaka Monostar!
MONOSTAR! LEATHERKNUCKLES!
[Verse]
He'll prove the Kiwis wrong,
that's the plan.
He will get his manga,
published in Japan.
In Shonen Jump,
it won't be missed.
The ulimate manga,
called Red Mist!
[Chorus]
Red Mist's better,
than all that Kiwi Junk,
Like Moner Man,
and Dr. Spunk.
Bai-Ara and Bai-Mari,
aren't just meant to be sexy.
They're proper characters,
couldn't you tell?
Monostar may be an athiest,
but hopes the Neo-Nazis rot in Hell.
He will show them,
that he's nobody's fool.
But he respects that Cedric guy,
because he's cool.
His time on Kiwi Farms,
may have come to an end,
But he will return,
until next time, friend.
RED! MIST!