Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
“And ye, he will be born in the highest steeple of his hovel, closest to God among all. A glorious mockery of Christ, for when He emerges He will be washed in the blood of the snake like His father before him. He will be born lowest of the low, for He breaks bread and is kin with those whose bellies lay in the dirt, a child so bereft of God’s word that He is denied forever the pleasures of Heaven by virtue of His birth. He will be the hand of The Adversary, The Whore’s Abomination. He will be called many names; Wormwood, The Fracturing Star, The Great Gnashing, each according to its epoch, each to his shedding of skin, signified by the tolling of the iron bell.”
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SATAN'S BELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The BP ladies have been following her for a while, even before she showed up at Josh's I suggested she should have her own thread. She really needs one, I would've created one but there is women here who are far more familiar with her. After this crossover, I can't imagine she's just going to disappear quietly, I imagine she's going to produce milk for quite a while even if Cobes cuts her off completely.
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We've discussed this EXTENSIVELY. The problem with a NAL thread is that she is not consistently entertaining. Since she's gotten back from Cobes' she has literally done fuck all that is actually engagingly entertaining. Watching her pass out drunk, try to cook, and tell us to fuck our dead dad's dong hole with our mother's cock before she passes out and leaves the live stream on for 12 hours gets old.

We haven't even had a proper Wal*Mart rager since she's been back; just little tiny (for her) rumblings.

Right now, the consensus is that a thread needs to wait. But don't worry. Your cunterparts over in BP are extensively documenting and archiving for when that day happens.
 
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Ponzo said:
She is back in her parents home, streaming 11 hours a day and pissing in cardboard boxes (three times to be exact)
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Why not a cup? Or a pot? Or any other receptacle NOT made of PAPER!? She truly is Cobra's other retarded half. She's actually grosser than cobra though. Go figure. Really makes you thunk, don't it?
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
So she's basically as disgusting as she looks. Why would you piss in a cardboard box anyway? Wouldn't it all leak out, just the thought is disgusting
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What I can't fathom is why can't she leave the attic to piss in a regular toilet? Has she been that so proper banished she can't go into the house? Was she ordered to leave and instead replied "I'll go live in the attic!"?
The Southwest Strangla said:
To be fair, rodents have more common sense than her.
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Mice sing sweet songs to their babies, so yes.
 
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Josh posted this video on his facebook and then posted the accompanying comments. Funniest thing he's done since the NAL era began imo


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Bogliacci said:
Josh posted this video on his facebook and then posted the accompanying comments. Funniest thing he's done since the NAL era began imo


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based. id gleefully welcome the news of the reddit fags getting curb stomped by cobra nation.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Josh posted this video on his facebook and then posted the accompanying comments. Funniest thing he's done since the NAL era began imo


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That's a Scalfani-tier number of [OBJ]s.

Have to admit "fuck with the Cobra cult get the fangs" does sound kind of cool.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Josh posted this video on his facebook and then posted the accompanying comments. Funniest thing he's done since the NAL era began imo


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The man writes like Timothy Dexter, all he needs to do is leave a paragraph at the end of the Voldemort rant with pauses and periods for us to sprinkle on the text, and he will be a full reincarnation of the man, minus the luck of course.
 
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Ponzo said:
She is back in her parents home, streaming 11 hours a day and pissing in cardboard boxes (three times to be exact)
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This was posted to the subreddit and the caption was something along the lines of, “proof that Josh owns a cat.” LMAO
Bogliacci said:
Josh posted this video on his facebook and then posted the accompanying comments. Funniest thing he's done since the NAL era began imo


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The irony here is that Anastasia wasn’t made by Disney.
 
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