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[Falcon Sebben]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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In the end it's "gud even though I didn't understand it but I feel I have to give it a high grade".

Faggot has no idea what he's talking about. Yes the movie can be a bit confusing if you're not familiar with the story but it's not like it's too out there. Mrs. Sebben never read the books and she was following along fine. My guess is he's just mushbrained and can't actually focus on the movie because Hammy is eating popcorn and he can't eat any.

He says "No Violence" but then later raves about the action

I think he's stroke brained and probably meant "No political agendas" or his brain is just mush

What political agenda is there going to be in a movie set in the year 10,100 or whatever the date is supposed to be? I'm thinking that the only reason he says this is because there's no trannies or gays prancing about farting rainbows in it.

Violence though? Yes. There's quite a bit.

 

[p1138]

In the end it's "gud even though I didn't understand it but I feel I have to give it a high grade".

Faggot has no idea what he's talking about. Yes the movie can be a bit confusing if you're not familiar with the story but it's not like it's too out there. Mrs. Sebben never read the books and she was following along fine. My guess is he's just mushbrained and can't actually focus on the movie because Hammy is eating popcorn and he can't eat any.


What political agenda is there going to be in a movie set in the year 10,100 or whatever the date is supposed to be? I'm thinking that the only reason he says this is because there's no trannies or gays prancing about farting rainbows in it.

Violence though? Yes. There's quite a bit.

I haven't seen the new version myself, but I bet he'd lose his shit if he saw the '84 version and Sting's outfit so I have to assume there's no equivalent in the new ones.

 

[Adamska]

It's enough damage that he's been hungy-posting on FB...
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Oh go fuck yourself Mr. "I mix ricotta cheese and spicy spaghetti sauce until it turns nuclear orange so I can eat the chunky pus shit it becomes". Mr. "I put cold slabs of cheese on hotdogs". Mr. "I like my ribs to snap because they're fucking raw". Mr. "I mix in shreddy cheese and sour cream into my chili until its nuclear orange." Mr "I douse my pizza in shit until it rots apart into slop".

Jack lost the right to complain about what's on anything or taste combination.

 

[Bassomatic]

What political agenda is there going to be in a movie set in the year 10,100 or whatever the date is supposed to be? I'm thinking that the only reason he says this is because there's no trannies or gays prancing about farting rainbows in it.

Violence though? Yes. There's quite a bit.

There's a lot really. One can argue it's space Lawrence of Arabia, ffs there's literally a Jihad in dune universe. It's always been sci Fi politics but for Jack unless it has Trump or Biden nuance will go lost.

I'm shocked he didn't rage out the girl powa was woke ignoring the entire story of benejesirit

Also I love me a hot dog. It's a guilty pleasure, kraut is my #1 if not spicy mustard. To this day I'm truly heartbroken costco cut the kraut and only has yellow mustard. I feel like I lost a friend.

 

[eatler]

Also I love me a hot dog. It's a guilty pleasure, kraut is my #1 if not spicy mustard.

Don’t feel too guilty about it, I love me a good coney dog so if I have the cash I get myself a chili dog from Coney Island when I get the chance. mmmm goyslop

 

[Bassomatic]

Don’t feel too guilty about it, I love me a good coney dog so if I have the cash I get myself a chili dog from Coney Island when I get the chance. mmmm goyslop

I guess nows as good a time as ever to tell my coney Island story.

Poppa basso went to college in North NJ. He told me he and friends would go to Coney Island for hot dogs on the weekend. As a little kid I thought, islands were only like Jamaica etc

I legitimately thought he was super rich going to basically Cuba etc every few days for a snack.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack lost the right to complain about what's on anything or taste combination.

I will say Jack putting crushed red pepper on his pizza would redeem him slightly in my eyes.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I haven't seen the new version myself, but I bet he'd lose his shit if he saw the '84 version and Sting's outfit so I have to assume there's no equivalent in the new ones.

A lot of fangirls lost their shit on seeing Sting in that outfit. Why would a teenage homosexual like Fatty be any different?

Oh go fuck yourself Mr. "I mix ricotta cheese and spicy spaghetti sauce until it turns nuclear orange so I can eat the chunky pus shit it becomes". Mr. "I put cold slabs of cheese on hotdogs". Mr. "I like my ribs to snap because they're fucking raw". Mr. "I mix in shreddy cheese and sour cream into my chili until its nuclear orange." Mr "I douse my pizza in shit until it rots apart into slop".

Jack lost the right to complain about what's on anything or taste combination.

I actually read it as if he did do those things and was asking who else did. Every single pizzeria I've been to run by real Italians have had those shakers up there to sprinkle on your slice.

ffs there's literally a Jihad in dune universe. It's always been sci Fi politics but for Jack unless it has Trump or Biden nuance will go lost.

Yeah but as you said, unless it's obvious and in your face he misses it. Paul Atreides is Space Jesus. It's fucking blatant but he doesn't see it because he's a mushbrain and it's just, "pretty pictures on the screen".

Also I love me a hot dog. It's a guilty pleasure, kraut is my #1 if not spicy mustard.

Hot dogs are how I open and close the grill every year.

First thing to be grilled is always a dog. Onions, hot mustard or yellow mustard and hot peppers. And that's only if I don't have any kimchi.

 

[Adamska]

I actually read it as if he did do those things and was asking who else did. Every single pizzeria I've been to run by real Italians have had those shakers up there to sprinkle on your slice.

In retrospect that makes a lot more sense with the hot dog tweet right next to it, but Jack has bitched about people's choices in food enough times it could be read as that way too. I assumed the latter since it had a similar typing scheme to when he bitches about people eating donuts. Also it's damning I had even more "retarded flavor/texture concepts" stewing for Jack beyond those.

As for hot-dogs, I tend to like mine mostly plain barring mustard. But one combo that works every time for me, especially for kosher dogs that are all beef, is cheese and onion. A nice bit of cheddar with grilled onions makes them amazing.

 

[#Ripley #]

I haven't seen the new version myself, but I bet he'd lose his shit if he saw the '84 version and Sting's outfit so I have to assume there's no equivalent in the new ones.

The best version (84)

 

[eatler]

The best version (84)

That’s a hot take apparently even David Lynch (director for anyone who doesn’t know) was disappointed with how that movie turned out. I always like the aesthetics of the movie it’s very visually interesting.

 

[Whaler]

It's enough damage that he's been hungy-posting on FB...
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Wasn't this retard just complaining about people doing this shit on Twitter for engagement?

 

[Bassomatic]

That’s a hot take apparently even David Lynch (director for anyone who doesn’t know) was disappointed with how that movie turned out. I always like the aesthetics of the movie it’s very visually interesting.

If you changed the name and called it wacky space war it would go down as a near perfect 80s film the only reason it gets hate is it's called dune but loosely follows the books.

I fuckin love it. It is not "Dune" proper maybe dune light.

 

[Super Hans v2]

That’s a hot take apparently even David Lynch (director for anyone who doesn’t know) was disappointed with how that movie turned out. I always like the aesthetics of the movie it’s very visually interesting.

Not that it's undeserved, but David Lynch has an ego and his big bitch with '84 is that the studio had final say on things and not him. It wouldn't have mattered if he got 99.9% of what he wanted, that last .1% would have him pull the Smithee.

 

[topshrek]

It's enough damage that he's been hungy-posting on FB...
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So much for the claim that he doesn't crave carbs anymore ever since he started his carnivore diet. You justknow this fat, zero discipline manchild is sneaking slices of pizza and cookies when the cameras aren't rolling. The food insecurity that was bred into his greedy little brain by his welfare mommy is too much for him to resist when he sees or smells food

 

[Tiresome]

I will say Jack putting crushed red pepper on his pizza would redeem him slightly in my eyes.

Jack puts both crushed red pepper and parmesan on his pizza because that's what they hand out for free with every pizza. If they handed out ramen seasoning packets and sesame seeds, he'd put them on. He's an utter glutton and MOAR means GUD.

First thing to be grilled is always a dog. Onions, hot mustard or yellow mustard and hot peppers. And that's only if I don't have any kimchi.

Sweet onions and peppers like the ballpark street vendors are god-tier but there are few things that aren't good on a dog. Brown mustard, tomatoes, kraut, relish, I don't even have the stick up my butt that the anti-ketchup crowd do, but when you grow up, at least try more sophisticated things. Anything but celery salt though, fuck celery salt.

 

[fag0rz]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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Has Jack ever reviewed Lord of the Rings? It seems sort of appropriate for a movie with hobbits to be graded by a mental dwarf.

 

[Enig]

That’s a hot take apparently even David Lynch (director for anyone who doesn’t know) was disappointed with how that movie turned out. I always like the aesthetics of the movie it’s very visually interesting.

All the cheerleading for Lynch in the world won't change the fact that we never got to see the schizo that made Holy Mountain pull off the most mentally fucked sci-fi film that could've ever been made.
Also in Jack related news, has he ever said why the intro to the CWJ videos has changed recently, seeing the intro turn into another zero effort slideshow and robot voice is fucking disgusting.

 

[Tiresome]

Has Jack ever reviewed Lord of the Rings? It seems sort of appropriate for a movie with hobbits to be graded by a mental dwarf.

He also stands about four feet tall, has 12 meals a day and refuses to do anything interesting so he basically is a hobbit.

 

[Bassomatic]

Celery salt is delicious but I'm also an old bay fan. I don't mind a more complex or more than one thing on a hot dog, Chicago dogs are boss.

I will say when doing at home, always get the top loader buns, some call them new england style. You will not go back. Definitely better when it's a topping heavy dog like chilli cheese etc.

I'm going to be edgy and probably make Jack angy but Texas Tommies don't do it for me (to the unaware it's a bacon wrapped dog).

I think now I might make Mrs bassomatic watch dune 84 again. We both enjoy camp.

Also Capt Picard is Gurney. How cool is that!