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[Seventh Star]

Its honestly the most frustrating things with talking about video games anymore. It was like when the GTA 6 trailer dropped and like 3/4ths of everyone posting in that thread were like "Niggers? In my Miami? Woke trash."

How terrible, people who watched the trailer came to comment things they noticed in the trailer like the abnormal amount of niggers and the focus on them for most of it front and center, clearly they should have just talked about nothing, because that trailer had nothing else of substance to it other than niggardry. It should only be you fanboys who twiddle your thumbs and wait for someone to say something bad about your favorite franchise just to go "um ackshually....", and spent every other thread fuming about how new thing about the game makes people react to it in a way you don't like.

 

[Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer]

So it's official? Sargon the black's prophecy is coming true and we're getting gamergate 2? When does Trump tweet gamergate 2 please tell me I need to know

"Gamergate 2" is probably gonna be when people start to realise just how bad Blackrock/Vanguard is. And that ESG isn't some conspiracy made up by far-right nutters who just want to see more tits in games, but presented right in plain sight.

And most importantly, when they realise that Blackrock/Vanguard might actually not be the selfless benefactors of humanity. Right now even if I explain how ESG and Blackrock works, most people go "wow" and continues on consuming the slop because the ESG guidelines happen to roughly line up with their beliefs, at least on a surface level close enough that you can ignore the issues.

I'd say awareness is growing though at a slow pace.

 

[Baraka Obama]

far-right nutters who just want to see more tits in games

We have to be far right to want boobs now?

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

How terrible, people who watched the trailer came to comment things they noticed in the trailer like the abnormal amount of niggers and the focus on them for most of it front and center, clearly they should have just talked about nothing, because that trailer had nothing else of substance to it other than niggardry. It should only be you fanboys who twiddle your thumbs and wait for someone to say something bad about your favorite franchise just to go "um ackshually....", and spent every other thread fuming about how new thing about the game makes people react to it in a way you don't like.

Okay Nigger Cattle calm down. Didn't mean to cause a stampede by interrupting your hugbox.

 

[Seventh Star]

Okay Nigger Cattle calm down. Didn't mean to cause a stampede by interrupting your hugbox.

The lack of self awareness of this insolent little homosexual, wanting his serfdom to be free of any complaints while he comes to another thread to complain because hes mad about it. That's inception levels of retarded.

We have to be far right to want boobs now?

Unless they are a man's, yes.

 

[Cheeseknife]

To give Mauler the benefit of a doubt, they're probably just a God of War fanboy who's too attached to the franchise to ever acknowledge how painfully mediocre the reboots were.

Doesn't explain why he and his group masturbation stream did a chimp-out over Synthetic Man's review of it, though.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

We have to be far right to want boobs now?

Yes. Hence why Based (enough) Japan is making Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. All the Youtube marketing for it is positive and most likely involves Titfa and Ass-erith in some way.

As for Barrett, well, I describe him as B.A. Baracas or Mr. T. Yeah, sure, he's Black, but the first thing you think of is his catchphrase or him being massively swole.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Yes. Hence why Based (enough) Japan is making Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. All the Youtube marketing for it is positive and most likely involves Titfa and Ass-erith in some way.

As for Barrett, well, I describe him as B.A. Baracas or Mr. T. Yeah, sure, he's Black, but the first thing you think of is his catchphrase or him being massively swole.

FF7 is a game about eco terrorists saving the world from an evil oil company stand in. It’s a great story and the characters are executed well, but it ain’t right wing by American standards, it’s just not batshit modern left.

 

[marvlouslie]

It's getting to the point where even the people they're trying to pander to are getting sick of the bullshit.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

he lack of self awareness of this insolent little homosexual, wanting his serfdom to be free of any complaints while he comes to another thread to complain because hes mad about it. That's inception levels of retarded.

lol kill yourself.

 

[Cheeseknife]

FF7 is a game about eco terrorists saving the world from an evil oil company stand in. It’s a great story and the characters are executed well, but it ain’t right wing by American standards, it’s just not batshit modern left.

FF7 has a story? I thought it was just your standard anime fanservice game where some dude wants to destroy the world and all the good guys kill him with the power of friendship or something.

It's getting to the point where even the people they're trying to pander to are getting sick of the bullshit.

I think they're also tired of going to bat for people like SBI. This constant gaslighting might not be good for your mental health over time--especially if they start to believe their own lies.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

FF7 has a story? I thought it was just your standard anime fanservice game where some dude wants to destroy the world and all the good guys kill him with the power of friendship or something.

It predates most of those tropes. The original game ends with an ambiguous ending where it’s not certain if everyone died to save the planet or not.

Later media in the series retconned this to everyone getting space-AIDs which can cured by the power of friendship, so whether or not it’s anime shlock depends on what you accept as part of the story.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

FF7 has a story? I thought it was just your standard anime fanservice game where some dude wants to destroy the world and all the good guys kill him with the power of friendship or something.

It morphs into that several hours in. The initial premise and world are actually relatively interesting, but the Japanese just can't resist every narrative boiling down to anime boys fighting with swords.

 

[Cheeseknife]

It predates most of those tropes. The original game ends with an ambiguous ending where it’s not certain if everyone died to save the planet or not.

Later media in the series retconned this to everyone getting space-AIDs which can cured by the power of friendship, so whether or not it’s anime shlock depends on what you accept as part of the story.

I'll be honest, I never liked FF7 and it has nothing to do with the game itself. I just don't like it because of all the fanboys who continually fawn over it like it's the second coming of Christ. Even since 1997.

It morphs into that several hours in. The initial premise and world are actually relatively interesting, but the Japanese just can't resist every narrative boiling down to anime boys fighting with swords.

I was being facetious. I know the game has a story, but it's so generic that it amuses me when people talk about it like it's more than that; or insist that the game isn't otherwise an excuse for anime fanservice stuff like getting the pretty boy to wear a dress or having the girl with the huge boobs and short skirt to suplex a giant robot.

 

[M3xus]

Unless they are a man's, yes.

Not even then. It has to be an ugly/annoying man's tits just so the gaymers can't accidentally get something they want, because they're still men and need to be demonized.

 

[Seventh Star]

Not even then. It has to be an ugly/annoying man's tits just so the gaymers can't accidentally get something they want, because they're still men and need to be demonized.

I was going to say that but I felt I've said enough faggot shit already. I can't even get a girly hunk in my games, so I'm super unsatisfied either way the penis sings for the day. Everything has to be the same tier of unappealing ugly slop.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Did they have to make the trailer 75% niggers? No. Neither did they have to include multiple fat sheboons shaking their assess like gorillas or a ridiculous sideshow bob nigger with a grill. But they chose to.

Are you saying a game about crime isn't going to be filled with black people and Miami isn't full of retarded brown people of all ethnicities(from every Latino country to India)?

Florida does have cities of mostly white Florida men committing crime but nobody wants a game set in Pensacola or Naples. Then again, if I could be a Christian gangsta stealing bibles from dorkier Christians or an old retiree running others over with a stolen mobile scooter, I would. I'd play the shit out of that.

 

[marvlouslie]

ffs lot of people can't define what "woke" even is

"Woke" (as deemed by a large consensus, even so called "people of color") means Anti-White people / Anti-Male. Bitch, they are REPLACING white gingers with light skinned blacks.

"Woke" is anything the writer of said shit piece (usually a light skinned black woman who has their own set of neurosis going on who can't accept themselves for who they are) sees beneath them. Most often these characters are self insert fanfiction from the writers' limited perspective and EXTREMELY sheltered (and often manufactured by those around them) world view.

And before you whine at me about how "I must hate black people or women", no. I don't hate black people or women. No one who's been bitching about this would have a problem with these certain characters if they fit the narrative of the story they're trying to tell. None of this "diversity" and "inclusion" nonsense feels natural. It feels ... off. We've had black characters and female character leads in stories all the time in the 80s and 90s. No one had a problem with it because no one was bringing it up every fucking minute. When you have to bring up the fact that your character is this certain demographic in your marketing for a thing, well.. that's when people have an issue with it. THIS, kid, is woke.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

You mean other than them literally turning Kratos, one of the most bloodthirsty and manly characters in gaming, into a soppy soyboy?
There is a nigger in a nordic country right off the bat, I think this universe's Odin is just some weakling old man as well. The game is definitely woke, I mean didn't Anthony Burch work on it? lol

Odin sounded like a Jew, because he was played by a Jew.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

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