Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Standardized Profile said:
Is this a common complaint? Do you have special mini-chip clips to close it up? Do you go down to Jo-Ann's Fabrics or Michael's and pick up arts and crafts supplies to make a creative, safe, but funny vagina-closer? An AMAB cis-man, if posed with this challenge, would just use duct tape--I guess our pooner hasn't reached that level of advanced mannery yet.
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I know for a fact I've seen this done on the vagania, but I can't find the picture and I'm not terribly eager to find it either, so you'll have to do with this:
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Jacques1194 said:
Even if we take trans brains as fact, wouldn't that just mean that a guy with a "woman brain" would just be more prone to doing things that most women may do?None of that would be proof of a guy having a female brain, but moreso a "feminine" brain.Which again is stereotypes.
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It's fucking flooring to me that trannies and their supporters still buy into this idea of being 'born in the wrong body', or 'having the wrong brain'.

The only way that this notion could ever work or make any sense is if human beings were put together on an assembly line, and occasionally the little crane that lowers the brain into the cranial cavity accidentally puts the wrong one in before the skull gets welded shut.

We know shit doesn't work like that, so the idea is nonsense on the face of it. They treat the brain as if it's in some way extrinsic to the body, which just isn't the case- they came into existence at exactly the same time and grew and matured simultaneously. Your brain is your body is your brain and men & women are fundamentally different. Men cannot describe what it feels like to be a woman any more than we can describe colours that the human eye is incapable of seeing.

It is a total nonsense to claim to be born 'into the wrong body', as you could only ever have been born into your body.

tl;dr; Grass is green.
 
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Kurt Coban is not trans. I saw this MTF on Issac Butterfields channel earlier today now he's popping up in my youtube stream
snov said:
It makes sense that a dog would be able to tell if someone is taking HRT, they have extremely sensitive noses, but I don’t imagine it would make you unrecognisable to them. My dogs have never had any problems recognising me just because I’ve changed perfume. Smell is their strongest sense, not their only one. They’ll also recognise you visually and by voice.
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I highly doubt the dog wouldn't be able to track you by scent if you were on HRT, plus they still have eyes and ears so they won't forget who you are.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
It's fucking flooring to me that trannies and their supporters still buy into this idea of being 'born in the wrong body', or 'having the wrong brain'.

The only way that this notion could ever work or make any sense is if human beings were put together on an assembly line, and occasionally the little crane that lowers the brain into the cranial cavity accidentally puts the wrong one in before the skull gets welded shut.

We know shit doesn't work like that, so the idea is nonsense on the face of it. They treat the brain as if it's in some way extrinsic to the body, which just isn't the case- they came into existence at exactly the same time and grew and matured simultaneously. Your brain is your body is your brain and men & women are fundamentally different. Men cannot describe what it feels like to be a woman any more than we can describe colours that the human eye is incapable of seeing.

It is a total nonsense to claim to be born 'into the wrong body', as you could only ever have been born into your body.

tl;dr; Grass is green.
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The only way it can work is if consciousness is separate to the body, this is a basic tenet of eastern spirituality and western religion. No where does it say that the soul is gendered though and in reincarnation a soul can manifest as both male or female when in a body. It’s the body that sexes you. I won’t sperg too much about my own personal beliefs but for the “wrong body” to happen they have to believe either in reincarnation or god and that god is fallible, which is laughable even in an academic sense. By definition god or universal consciousness or whatever you want to call it can’t make a mistake.
 
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The whole thing is even more complicated because of the requirement to pass. It's not just that their mind is in the wrong body, but also that other bodies and minds can perceive that. If the surgery could fix the problem by changing the body to match the mind, it wouldn't matter if someone misgenders them. That's the issue that should peak everyone, treating their problem requires altering YOUR mind instead of theirs.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
lmfao I find it funny a small dainty girl is walking around with a 8" coke can dong, that sounds like something out of a comedy movie.
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Comedy movie you say? Horror-comedy maybe.

Wait until you see the model where they don't plumb the uninal tract all the way to the tip of the coke-can but instad have the pee-hole on the underside of the can, only halfway out the shaft.

It is a WFT moment. Your pee-hole is half-way down the shaft and on the underside?
These faggots probably think this is normal and that all penises work that way.
 
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Blerg said:
Wild what can happen when one hyper fixates to an obsessive degree. A female’s “down there” doesn’t just hang open, flapping in the breeze. There’s no “open”, it’s a closes system. Read a book or knit something, play a fucking video game. Pondering how to “close” your vulva after becoming consumed by the awful “openness” is terrifying and unhealthy. This is how you get those freaks that slice off their own parts.
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The casual way she talked about it made me wonder if she does actually have something horribly wrong with her vagina or vulva that's causing it to be "open," possibly related to hormone use. Maybe the atrophy made parts of it shrink or something. Kind of like how if you dehydrated a donut the hole would get bigger. I apologize for writing that sentence and I promise to try to do better in the future


TyrasGuard said:
You say that but they would argue their neo-eyes made from their foreskins that they have to hydrate every minute else they dry up are just as good as regular eyes.
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Kurt Coban is not trans. I saw this MTF on Issac Butterfields channel earlier today now he's popping up in my youtube stream

I highly doubt the dog wouldn't be able to track you by scent if you were on HRT, plus they still have eyes and ears so they won't forget who you are.
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Kurt is basically a pro-male feminist sex offender type like the types who all got outed and metoo around 2016 for being super NICE GUYS feminists but really weirdo sex creeps in secret.

The only Trans thing he really did was blow his own head off
 
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One-Eyed Willies Treasure said:
This tweet from Mutahar (SomeOrdinaryGamers on YouTube) about his upcoming video on Keffals has had some interesting reactions.

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You gotta love how culty these people really are. "Do NOT talk about trans issues... That is none of your buisness, leave it us". Yeah leave it to you guys, the ones who will quickly shove it under the rug.
Imagine if gay or black people acted like this? "You can't talk about the crimes committed by a gay / black person, you'll be hurting all of us!"

It's such a blatant hivemind. And of course, they looooove pretending to be marginalized. I can't wait til transphobia becomes the norm and these freaks live their life in the shadows where they belong. Degenerate cultists. TTD now.
 
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Law said:
I never understood the thing that trans do where they deliberately target people who aren't attracted to them. If someone rejects you preserve your dignity by moving on, not demanding an explanation for why they think you're unfuckable.
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35 pages later, but I've been busy.

It's not that difficult to understand. You remember the whole "No means no" campaign from 2012? Started off in Norway as a demand to modify their somewhat peculiar rape law, and spread over most of the west?

Who the hell do you think it was aimed at? Exactly the type of guy who troons out now. They obviously didn't learn.
 
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Nick Obre said:
I know for a fact I've seen this done on the vagania, but I can't find the picture and I'm not terribly eager to find it either, so you'll have to do with this:
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This was the immediate thing that came to mind, I just love that wikihow always delivers the most appropriate images.
 
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Shig O'nella said:
It's not that difficult to understand. You remember the whole "No means no" campaign from 2012? Started off in Norway as a demand to modify their somewhat peculiar rape law, and spread over most of the west?

Who the hell do you think it was aimed at? Exactly the type of guy who troons out now. They obviously didn't learn.
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The incel/misogynist/rapist/pornhead/redpill to trans pipeline strikes again.
Please continue to tell these guys "no" however and whenever you can. They need to hear it, early and often.
 
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