Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I just got around to watching Fatrick's recent interview with the SocialMediaMonster guy (PG thread on him and his arch-nemesis for reference) and I found this part especially laughable. This useless blob is so high on his wife's bulls' farts that he somehow believes his presence on Xitter is actively making the country a better place to live.

I guess he isn't technically wrong as he's certainly a source of endless entertainment, but I'm surprised there was no mention of his charity work in giving away free artisanal deli meats to the less fortunate.

 

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I am to understand that Boomia is Anthony Cumia, formerly the Anthony of the Opie and Anthony Show. Unless there's a user who took the name Boomia because it's funny.
Boomia isnt ant. I think he was just a owen a power user.
He was an OnA fan who had a real-life chance encounter with Pat years ago. Boomia was visiting Milwaukee and, after going to a Brewers game, ran into Pat at a bar and started casually talking baseball with him.

After Norm/11 and when the Pests really started to fuck with Pat, Boomia remembered this. He recounted it one of the earlier NPS episodes.
 
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One think about the venerable Prophet Blimpy Ali (FFWBT) is that his flavor of TDS is usually reserved for 70+ geezers with a successful careers and a ton of moolah in their piggy bank. Meanwhile Patty S. Porkchops (FFWBT) is a "relatively" young and able bodied "creator" who's last thought in his mind should be retiring,especially with such a cushy job. Like its one thing to go onto Charlie Adler's feed expecting a view into the wonderful world of animation only to find a bitter old man rambling about Gromble Blumpft, but Piggy S. Malls Esquire (FFWBT) is neither financially stable, succesful,famous, at the age of retirment, nor dying of dementia (despite the world ambrosia salads and denial of recent events). Like yes, Steven King is annoying and a headache to listen to as a person who has nothing to say that should stick to spooky stories,but he has Carrie and the Shining under his belt. Blimpini the grating and poutful (FFWBT) however has contributed nothing to pop culture let along anything that matters outside of inciting others to find new inventive ways to make Puck-Manchild (FFWBT) squeal and wrive.
TL;DR Old Rich Talented and Famous boomers have a right to kvetch on the funny letter app about the Evil Bing Bong Man,they deserve it. Little Saint Stommy the Adiposed (FFWBT) does not deserve that right,as he is neither old, rich, talented, nor famous,but acts like he is so comes off as disingenuous and fat.
 
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"Stop suing me motha fucka" is pretty funny. The rest of that account is a waste.


Why doesn't "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison" not trigger spam filters by this point?

Board wars are extremely feminine.
Maybe no one is labeling it as spam? It's the only thing I can think of.
 
don't they do that there too?
Let's be honest for a minute: no person writes poems unless you're either a woman or a feminine man. Far from me to impose and tell people or they should or not post, but I tend to agree with Owen in this particular case.

Yeah I'm aware I'm an ignorant old fashioned person, but I can't change that. I was brought up in a shithole 3rd world country, where you work to survive and if someone could spend their time writing poems, it likely means they were a pampered person who never needed to become a real man.
 
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Let's be honest for a minute: no person writes poems unless you're either a woman or a feminine man. Far from me to impose and tell people or they should or not post, but I tend to agree with Owen in this particular case.

Yeah I'm aware I'm an ignorant old fashioned person, but I can't change that. I was brought up in a shithole 3rd world country, where you work to survive and if someone could spend their time writing poems, it likely means they were a pampered person who never needed to became a real man.
Haikus are only three lines though. They're the working man's poetry.
 
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A few articles I found even suggest you to tell the person that they are breaking the law and to stop contacting you (which is what pat does).

He hasn't done that in a long time, though. Now he replies, "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison" or some variant. This neither informs the texter/xeeter of their criminality nor indicates to cease future contact. It is a bizarre engagement that can be construed as a vague threat. There is no indication that Pat feels harassed or distressed.

With verbal communication, his "childing" constitutes a (bizarre) conversation. "Oh, sweet baby child, you have nothing to say, shhhhh" and its variants communicate nothing legally pertinent. If anything, Pat seems to be enjoying--as he sees it--the opportunity to berate his caller.
 
If I were Patrick's assigned public defense lawyer, I would try to have him committed.

Wisconsin cases in WCCA have a hearing on the sanity and then as many followups to check if someone's sanity has returned so a case can proceed.

If the published torswats claim of self swat is true all of Patrick's actions don't show signs that match
(1) A person is not responsible for criminal conduct if at the time of such conduct as a result of mental disease or defect the person lacked substantial capacity either to appreciate the wrongfulness of his or her conduct or conform his or her conduct to the requirements of law.

Going to the MPD/FBI 2 weeks ahead of time to show you are gonna get swatted and then swatted with you paying for the swat does not show a lack of understanding.

Committed is slightly different and ANYONE can file with the court for guardianship/commitment but to do that one runs the risk of actually giving Patrick a win in a court room. If the person is found able to handle themselves you pay their lawyer bill to defend the action.

And then they think the "no trolling plans" rule is just Null being a fun-hating asshole. They don't understand, or don't care, that:

The chance of someone overstepping into illegal activities can happen.

Patrick has shown a firearm., claims to have firearms, and has publicly stated he will use them to turn your chest into something with many holes may not matter to someone going on Patrick's porch with the intent to ask about is fatness. A resulting death could then loop in the site and the users of it as an accessory in some form of court case.

Right now in the US of A there isn't a law about calling someone fat and stating how you won't have sex with them with others and not including fat sexless person in the conversation. In what state statutes I've read the harassment predicate acts need more than 1 item and something I'll call physical. Just keeping the fat/sex statements on a 3rd party site doesn't rise to the level of the crime of harassment.

But if you are calling Patrick fat to his account on twitter and then you show up at a local bar where your actions are calling him into disrepute with dolls? A brotherman might catch a charge on that.

Nope. By definition, if he replies he is "having a conversation" and is not being "harassed."

The 1st reply is a cut-n-paste don't contact me again.

Further messages from the pests does qualify as harassment.

From there Patrick would have to get some kind of LEO to charge the sender. It is not a slam dunk in a very busy county like Milwaukee so no LEO/DA is gonna look at their caseload and the way Patrick conducts himself and say "lets try the sender of that SMS!". But Patrick continuing to respond doesn't help the DA make a case.

Being harassed and having a conversation arent mutally exclusive states

And there is a difference between what the statutes state is harassment and what Patrick, Jackie and Shane think is harassment.

A through line with those 3 is a history of being an asshole to others on the Internet. All 3 have gotten pushback. All 3 have had accounts deleted for TOS with TOS being a way for a firm to deal with assholes.

Whenever he engages after doing his don’t contact spiel, that is what kills his case.

It makes a DA not willing to charge anyone. Along with Patrick not changing his number. One has to show a level of attempting to disengage and Patrick fails at that.

If you appear to be a "normal" person and you point out Patrick's tupidity you just get a block. Or you get the Leslie treatment of being called mentally ill if you are an important normal person who keeps pointing out Patrick's failings. A benefit of blocking a 'normie' is they then can't report your posts as spam or other TOS and get your account suspended.

VS what Patrick does to the ones who seem to be trying to get a rise outta Patrick where Patrick violated Wisconsin statute and calls them a criminal. Does Patrick commit the crime with the hope the fake name then has to be "unmasked" or does he understand that an element of the call someone a criminal crime needs the claim of the reputation damage and that is not met with the person lacking harm with a fake name? Who knows.

What that DOES do is make a DA decide to pass on charging anyone.

Patrick is not some innocent who for no reason is getting harassed. Patrick is an abusive asshole who wants to "win" his Internet arguments and has people challenge his self view. Jackie Singh and Shane Nokes are the same way and so the 2 of those asshats have fallen behind Patrick hoping Patrick can show a way for them to win in their future asshole efforts on the Internet.
 
I appreciate the speculation on whether or not people texting him equals “harassment”, but it seems to me any lawyer or cop he took this evidence to would ask one simple question that would send him out the door. And that is, “Well, have you changed your phone number?”.

Until Fatrick does that simple, basic line of defense I can’t see anyone taking him seriously.

Imagine the look he would get when he goes off that he shouldn’t have to change his number and that he is too important to have to do such a thing because super duper heavies in the publishing industry might not be able to get ahold of him etc. They would know instantly they’re dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.
 
Gameshow Pat has returned to screech at fellow progressives for not simping hard enough for Biden, then ring the buzzer at his detractors.
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Oh... election season is going to be just like coke off a hookers ass. He thinks Biden's Blunderous Budget Bills that have only helped lead to more inflation are a good thing. Notice the cope with people saying he's a idiot. Childing everyone. The meltdown is real
 
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Oh... election season is going to be just like coke off a hookers ass. He thinks Biden's Blunderous Budget Bills that have only helped lead to more inflation. Notice the cope with people saying he's a idiot. Childing everyone. The meltdown is real
I hope Trump wins just to witness the oinking.
 
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