Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[None More Black]

smugly monologuing in order to insult rumble all while his numbers crater and non-balldo lawyers gain popularity is patrick tomlinson levels of denialism and ego fragility

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I have nothing against Rumble

My biggest problem is the obviously bs view counts.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Pour up
DRINK

head shot
DRINK

Sit down
DRINK

stand up
DRINK

Pass out
DRINK

wake up
DRINK

Faded
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faded
DRINK

(I'm on mobile. For extra enjoyment, insert screenshots of Rekieta drinking in between each line)

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

16m40s: weight loss; Nick's gonna go to the gym

About time, think of all the protein going to waste from his single-Dorito-plus-whiskey diet.

 

[not william stenchever]

This dude said for 2 years how he's going to slowly kill of his youtube channel to flip to rumble full time because of his initial ban to saying how great YouTube is. Yeah that rumble contract isn't coming or he's not getting a big renewal.

I agree.

It's both an impressive and terrifying thing to see a man who at one point had so much prestige, fame and respect fall to such a humiliating low point, it's even more terrifying to think that he still can go even lower than where he currently is at.

The story of Nick sort of reminds me of a Greek tragedy, a protagonist who at one point of the story had everything he could have ever wanted but that thanks to his own hubris and greed would gradually lose it all, only to realize all too late that these tragic events were only brought about by his own actions.

I agree.

Bold of you to assume he isn’t already. Could be part of those health problems. He’s already admitted to being unaware of when he’s sharted his pants or not.

Horrifying.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

smugly monologuing in order to insult rumble all while his numbers crater and non-balldo lawyers gain popularity is patrick tomlinson levels of denialism and ego fragility

I can't believe it's actually happening, I thought it would be too optimistic to hope it happened, but it looks like he's going to pull the Patrick full denial of reality card: "No, stalker, I haven't "lost my Rumble contract". Those are your delusions again. My contract has never lapsed, not even for a single day. Enjoy prison."

Like Patrick did with paying the judgment which was clearly verifiable from public court records.

I assumed he would go with claiming that HE chose to walk away because Rumble sucks, which he seems to be edging towards, but we'll see if he ever discusses his contract situation in a transparent way.

 

[break these cuffs]

16m40s: weight loss; Nick's gonna go to the gym

Nick's lawyerspeak strikes again. While technically "going to teh gym", cruising his YMCA's sauna for dick is not the same as getting in shape.

 

[McMitch]

I agree.

I agree.

Horrifying.

I know Null took away reaction alerts, but the stickers are still there.

 

[not william stenchever]

I know Null took away reaction alerts, but the stickers are still there.

let me have my little protest, dammit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

let me have my little protest, dammit.

I agree. Also, autistic.

Edit to add: Nick has no Rumble contract and will probably get kicked from youtube soon. Enjoy pauper prison, stalker child skellington alcoholic.

 

[McMitch]

let me have my little protest, dammit.

I agree. Also, autistic.

Edit to add: Nick has no Rumble contract and will probably get kicked from youtube soon. Enjoy pauper prison, stalker child skellington alcoholic.

Lol that’s really gay.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You know, a few months ago people were saying Nick was the new Ethan Ralph, and at the time I argued against it. While he was crashing, he hadn't quite hit Ralph levels of behavior or pathetic. But this? I'm changing my opinion, this is full on Ralph.

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[Shagedan]

let me have my little protest, dammit.

I agree. Also, autistic.

Edit to add: Nick has no Rumble contract and will probably get kicked from youtube soon. Enjoy pauper prison, stalker child skellington alcoholic.

I know Null took away reaction alerts, but the stickers are still there.

Reaction sticker notifications are available to KiwiFarms Pro account holders, along with playable videos and the ability to send DMs. It costs $9 a month, or $120 dollars a year. All proceeds will go towards the development of Kiwi.ai, an AI moderator trained on forum posts that will automatically ban users that use internet in the wrong context or suggest real cheese can be purchased within inland United States.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Pour up
DRINK

head shot
DRINK

Sit down
DRINK

stand up
DRINK

Pass out
DRINK

wake up
DRINK

Faded
DRINK

faded
DRINK

(I'm on mobile. For extra enjoyment, insert screenshots of Rekieta drinking in between each line)

I used all my Suno AI credits today for this. Please reply with your stickers since I no longer receive notification driven dopamine hits.

I haven't laughed this hard in over a month. Please don't skip over until you get to the part where the AI peers into Nick's soul and sees only darkness.

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[GPRIMACADO]

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Man wowee, wow... That clip of MATI I put on Twitter sure did get under his skin.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Man wowee, wow... That clip of MATI I put on Twitter sure did get under his skin.

Wow, who would have guessed an attention whore would lie about stuff? LOL Nice work, fellow Kiwi.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I used all my Suno AI credits today for this. Please reply with your stickers since I no longer receive notification driven dopamine hits.

I haven't laughed this hard in over a month. Please don't skip over until you get to the part where the AI peers into Nick's soul and sees only darkness.
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[Maraschino]

His seething explanation of why he's not doing it seems to strengthen the speculation that he's lost his contract.

Are you suggesting that getting a contract to do something and then not doing it can cause you to lose the renewal of said contract?

Say it ain't so, Nick repeats to himself, as he curls into the fetal position and animorphs into a corn cob.

 

[Captain Manning]

Watching Potentially Criminal/Sean's live trial coverage right now. The chat is engaged and moving at a pretty good clip. Way more engagement than Nick last night.

Some funny:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Man wowee, wow... That clip of MATI I put on Twitter sure did get under his skin.

Yeah good work on that. It seemed sus but I didn't care enough to investigate.

Same with his truck allegedly being broken into and joyridden around the infield of Daytona. Doesn't make sense. Convenient timing of all these shitty things to happen to him with him finishing dead last way behind even the second last person in qualifying.