Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Oh how the tables rotate, Nick is up in Sally's replies for once!

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Mr Balldo is so unfunny to me atm, it really wouldn't surprise me that he would put his 2 cents in over the all important loss of our sticky note system.
"It's so WEIRD, yanno? *waves glass, looks at devil ceiling cat* Like, they're so autistic that they need hearts and checks and rainbows to know how other users feel about their posts! *shaky sip* And isn't it so FUNNY that Null's so unable to get social cues that his users, that he's totes scared of, need those sticker things and le Reddit karma to feel they post anything of value!" *refills glass and licks bottle* "Anyways enough about John, I mean Josh. Back to guns or Trump or something, idk what happened last week? I was dying so I didn't read the news."
There, it's done for him.
 
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Stickers are fun. Sometimes I try to acquire a large batch of one particular type of sticker or another. Weird shit to keep myself entertained.

I too am opposed to this. It's like how they took away the thumbs down things on YouTube and in other places to gaslight people into believing dumb false shit. To try to shame them into behaving by presenting a fake consensus.
I guess we'll just have to start writing letters again. I've always wanted to learn how to read Catscratch.
One flaccid thing lead to another.
You've described my internal reaction every single moment I return to this thread to update myself on his latest "activities". Flaccid, indeed. His excitement at being "free" or "liberated" from contracts, etc, gives the opposite feeling... like being anchored to the inside of a sinking submarine destined to implode under the pressures of extreme hubris. He, himself and his community are all but officially dead in the water.
 
You've described my internal reaction every single moment I return to this thread to update myself on his latest "activities". Flaccid, indeed. His excitement at being "free" or "liberated" from contracts, etc, gives the opposite feeling... like being anchored to the inside of a sinking submarine destined to implode under the pressures of extreme hubris. He, himself and his community are all but officially dead in the water.
That's actually a good point, when you're on the rise the contract isn't a bad thing because you can really demand some excess provisions, but when you're on the decline that contact as a death sentence as it's locking you in at your low if not lower.
 
I'm working on a shitpost video, but I cannot for the life of me find a still or frame of Dax turned around (showing the back of his head), and I need it for this little project. Watched through several long Elissa clips of him and Nick on 2x speed and got nothing.

Might anyone here have it in their collection of meme templates, or know of a clip I could get it from? :optimistic:
 
That's actually a good point, when you're on the rise the contract isn't a bad thing because you can really demand some excess provisions, but when you're on the decline that contact as a death sentence as it's locking you in at your low if not lower.
Plus everyone knows rumbles numbers are fake and its not the next big thing, Its either find the next big thing or stagnate. there is no next big thing for him and he is stagnant. Those rumble deals are fucking retarded and its just catching up to the tards that signed with them.
 
Plus everyone knows rumbles numbers are fake and its not the next big thing, Its either find the next big thing or stagnate. there is no next big thing for him and he is stagnant. Those rumble deals are fucking retarded and its just catching up to the tards that signed with them.
I don't know how fake Rumble is. The reporting it does is insane as you can have ten views and a hundred likes, but how much of that is poor optimization of metrics and how much of that is fraud? Coding that kind of shit is actually rather hard at scale, and I want to say Rumble is doing alright, they're definitely growing and have some positives, but I also can't say if numbers they show are real, not because of fraud, but because of shit code.

If anything, I'd say Balldo dies before Rumble.
 
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Sorry, I'm a little bit behind, but the bruise on Nick's cheek is because he had fillers/botox . For his crow's feet.
This fucking retard is going to be paying out the ass to address his wrinkles/thinning hair/etc. while continuing to pound pills and booze, which will continue to cause damage that will show on his face and body. It makes me actively uncomfortable watching him destroy his body when he otherwise actually looked fine for his age a few years ago.
 
I'm working on a shitpost video, but I cannot for the life of me find a still or frame of Dax turned around (showing the back of his head), and I need it for this little project. Watched through several long Elissa clips of him and Nick on 2x speed and got nothing.

Might anyone here have it in their collection of meme templates, or know of a clip I could get it from? :optimistic:
I looked through my stuff and few old streams, but I have nothing. He must be very insecure because his head is so small.
But if I can suggest sth - if possible, just use any rando bald black guy, and you can shrink the head in gimp, since I dont think anyone's head is as small as Drexelius's
 
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Anyway, It's Wonderful Wacky Wednesday at the Rekieta complex.

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That's actually a good point, when you're on the rise the contract isn't a bad thing because you can really demand some excess provisions, but when you're on the decline that contact as a death sentence as it's locking you in at your low if not lower.
You unintentionally triggered some speculations I didn't consider prior, so I thank you for this! Why bother complaining to the platforms about the fixing of algorithms when one can simply sign their death certificate off to the highest bidder?...


A platform that "saves" Creators with the promise of guaranteed payouts has potentially bought the ability to effectively compete against those same brands more effectively and push their own agenda regardless of how well those brands do in reality during the agreement.

1) By making him do the Rumble switchover, he forfeits the momentum he had worked so hard to build up when he focused mostly on Youtube superchats. This is very damaging for any streamer who relies on word of mouth (and thus algorithm suggestions) to promote their brands and the long-lasting effects of this is usually irreversible.

(I seem to remember Youtube's algorithm is biased against "old" streamers who forget to stream or stop streaming altogether for a period of time. It's like they become an Unmentionable)

2) Their current roster of established (read: profitable) lawstreamers that already operate under the same umbrella as Nick, especially whose commentaries center around the speculations of cases, courts, laws, politics, etc, now have an advantage.

3) Even if Nick starts to directly compete with their best streamers, Rumble knows a lot about the running of his business, personal failings and whatnot, thanks to the ever helpful "advice" he's passed to them under the guise of "just trying to help". So congrats, Nick, on demonstrating the entire map to your downfall to a platform that maintains a list of your biggest competitors.

TLDR: Nick can't have been a "bad" investment" if Rumble ultimately aided him in the destruction of his brand on a competing platform. Doing so, they may have actually eliminated a worthy competitor to their own roster of Lawstreamers/Constitutional Experts, which has long been their known bread and butter. So it's win win regardless and how he performs actually doesn't matter.

Edit: Worth noting, I'm not suggesting this was deliberate on their part. Only that it suggests there's less risk in investing in any brand that picks away at any of the many parallel offerings on YT. Nick going to Rumble was always the bigger risk.
 
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You unintentionally triggered some speculations I didn't consider prior, so I thank you for this! Why bother complaining to the platforms about the fixing of algorithms when one can simply sign their death certificate off to the highest bidder?...
I think you're reading too much into things, the reality is when you're hot everyone wants you and will give you anything, but when you're cold you're going to hate what others offer you as it's nothing but a pittance. This isn't unique to Rumble, streaming, or content creation, rather it's the idea that if you laugh the world laughs with you, but if you weep, you weep alone.
 
I think you're reading too much into things, the reality is when you're hot everyone wants you and will give you anything, but when you're cold you're going to hate what others offer you as it's nothing but a pittance. This isn't unique to Rumble, streaming, or content creation, rather it's the idea that if you laugh the world laughs with you, but if you weep, you weep alone.
No problem. I can accept the thoughts don't come across well and it's not likely to be repaired with a deeper discussion. Simply put, I was not reanalyzing your point and trying to make it a "big deal", but rather it inspired me to write outloud (for myself, apparently) some thoughts I had per the deleterious effects of the Rumble transition.

That said, Nick's downfall was always inevitable in his own hands given enough time, but when pairing his personality defects with other similar personalities or business interests that only feed him information he wants to hear, then his downfall becomes certain.
 
No problem. I can accept the thoughts don't come across well and it's not likely to be repaired with a deeper discussion. Simply put, I was not reanalyzing your point and trying to make it a "big deal", but rather it inspired me to write outloud (for myself, apparently) some thoughts I had per the deleterious effects of the Rumble transition.

That said, Nick's downfall was always inevitable in his own hands given enough time, but when pairing his personality defects with other similar personalities or business interests that only feed him information he wants to hear, then his downfall becomes certain.
It's not that I don't think what you're saying could happen, but I think that's more of a mega corp market place issue like with Amazon studying analytics of small brands that import products and then cutting them out only to license those same products directly. Rumble on the other hand doesn't really have that infrastructure or demand, so for them I don't believe they have a plethora of lawyers to feed Balldo's errant audience to, rather it's that Balldo is not only boring but also his modern take on things is contrary to the non coomerisms of Rumble.
 
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Looking best health of his life.

Also apparently he's publicly given up on his rumble switch and staying on youtube?
This pic legitimately gave me flashback to when someone irl was becoming emaciated and ultimately passing away from cancer, and that's how terrifyingly skinny they were getting, losing not just fat, but muscles. Becoming disoriented, getting a raspy voice.

AIDS and liver damage is one thing, but Nick the retard is at high risk of cancers (mouth, stomach, pancreas, colon), and its purely because of his fucked up lifestyle choices. At his age, it's exceptionally retarded to keep himself stupid skinny - if/when cancer gets him, he's got no muscles or fat tissue to help him get through the treatment while he's wasting away from the disease. (edit)* If you're too skinny, you may not be approved for chemo, and if you keep spewing your food because you're sick, you won't be able to rebuild your diseased body.* But I suppose his dream of looking like a twink is far more important than keeping reserves for when his body will naturally start falling apart. Retard. Ok, back to laughing.
 
Anyone taking bets on what Nick is doing on this chicks stream?

Thinking with the balldo or nobody else on lawtube wants to get within 50 feet of a Rekieta disaster stream?
Based on the chat snippet that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted on the last page, it's 1000% the latter. If even Joe Lawgic, the guy that was ride or die for Nick because of Nick's springboard effect, won't invite him back you know it's gotten dire. Social Media Expert ™️ Nick might be, but he certainly sucks at maintaining social relationships that made his media "empire" worth orbiting.
Anyway, I find it interesting that everyone has been saying that nick has been ghosting them. From potentially criminal sean to nick's butt buddy coomalot. Yet when he finally appears on someone's channel it's a random groupie's channel? Conscious decision to ignore all his peers? Even the ones nick claims to be the most 'honest' and 'real' people he's met on the internet like fake swat photo coomalot?

My thoughts on this is that Nick is trying to recreate his early success and hype by brining in fawning smaller creators who want the clout of his audience and larger platform. Nick sucks in the flattery, and thr smaller streamers hoover up some more subs.

Nick's last coterie of smaller channels all outgrew him, so he is starting fresh.

man, that Elissa clip about renegotiations is insane, Nick seriously trying to "extort" rumble, saying that the platforms need to "fight for him". Youtube doesn't give two fucks about rekieta, he doesn't bring money, there is a handful of people that youtube actually pays for exclusivity or for streaming, the one that comes to mind is the FPS gamer "Timthetatman" people like him have 4 to 8 hour streams 3 or 4 times a week with constant 20K-40K audience from start to finish, bringing thousands in superchats every day and even more in advertising.
Rekieta is mental if he thinks Youtube even acknowledges him, and "trying to force Rumble" into a better contract for him is stupid considering he doesn't bring anyone anymore, in fact, he could be actually making people leave Rumble.
Just think about this: even "the big streamers" that Rumble paid like Crowder are still doing the "bring people from youtube to rumble" by streaming the first 60 minutes on youtube.

Bonus: Balldo's face while thinking he is some kind of bussiness mastermind
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Social media genius who had success fall into his lap and squandered it.

Same with the Great Cheese War. He pissed off a decent amount of Americans. I'm still pissed because I never got a trophy for surviving it.

Thankfully Hitler has given me +420 social credit, so I feel a bit better now.

I made a Kurd joke and got inti random.txt but.... nothing.
 
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